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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2004-08-10, 03:57
thoughtatwork thoughtatwork is offline
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Default My perfect girl. . .(direct ripoff of Latin1052, sorry)

One who I could. . .Have a intelectual conversation about life with, then discuss why pulp fiction is one of the greatest movies ever, then get totally blazed, then have sex for an hour, then watch fight club, then talk about comics.

what's yours? (girls can reply too, so its fun for everyone!)
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Old 2004-08-10, 22:52
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Default Re: My perfect girl. . .(direct ripoff of Latin1052, sorry)

One I can do in the butt, and not ask stupid questions while I'm watching Star Trek.
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Old 2004-08-11, 03:20
Local Hero Local Hero is offline
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Default Re: My perfect girl. . .(direct ripoff of Latin1052, sorry)

The perfect girl wouldn't be able to say shit, would be a great cook, would have a perfect body(whatever that means to you, my version of a perfect body is too complex and I don't feel like typing much), wouldn't be able to drive or ever disagreeing with you. She would always smell of perfume without requiring a shower so you could fuck her anytime of the day. She wouldn't eat, so it would be easier for you to save money. Blah blah blah and blah blah blah.

But seriously, I wouldn't know how would she be until I actually saw her.

...and we all know that nobody's perfect.

Which means, this thread is pointless.

Still, everyone is entitled the right to make pointless things, and thank God for that.

Uh, anyways...
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Old 2004-08-11, 04:03
Gustave Gustave is offline
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Default Re: My perfect girl. . .(direct ripoff of Latin1052, sorry)

Ok, I'm going to, against my better judgment, post in this thread, seriously...

Alright, first off, the physical: My ideal mate would have to have a body. Yeah, that's about the most I care, although lovely, eyes I can stair into for hours losing my soul in the swirling vortex of beauty are always looked upon with blissful grins.

The more important facet to a person, to me at least, is their personality. My ideal mate would have to have a fun loving, knows when to get serious, sharp as a two dimensional blade personality. A good balance between silliness and seriousness is essential. Intelligence, though, is even more important. I don't like talking about some aspect of quantum physics to a person, and feeling like I'd be better off talking to a small rock.

Spiritually, my ideal mate would have no set beliefs, instead allowing her beliefs to grow as she learns more.
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Old 2004-08-11, 09:43
RagingPussy RagingPussy is offline
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Default Re: My perfect girl. . .(direct ripoff of Latin1052, sorry)

Big boobies.

I kid.

Moreso than anything else, I care about a chicks personality. If she can be funny and interesting and fun to be around, yet cuddly and sweet, then I will mst likely like them relationshipwisely. All the past girls I have dated have been a bit under average on looks (only a bit, not disgusting to look at, but not like, take your breath away stunning supermodel) but were the chillest chicks ever.

-rage

P.S. And big boobies.
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Old 2004-08-11, 09:51
:tru :tru is offline
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Default Re: My perfect girl. . .(direct ripoff of Latin1052, sorry)

My perfect girl would dodge every rocked I shot at her, capture the flag 10 times, and never die once. Then we would talk about video cards for three hours, watch Transpotting, and wind down helping each other install the latest patches.

Of course wild sex and all that, but c'mon, ANY girl can give you THAT. Go for something special

Haha, I'm such a goddamn gamer. But c'mon guys, physically, all women have the SAME things. It's the personality that sets them apart.

edit: redheads and foreign girls. eyes that are 2 different colours.

SEHKSAY (http://www.istclub.net/albums/lanparty12-13-03/psu_003.jpg)

[This message has been edited by :tru (edited 08-11-2004).]
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Old 2004-08-11, 09:58
Das Gorilla Das Gorilla is offline
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Default Re: My perfect girl. . .(direct ripoff of Latin1052, sorry)

quote:Originally posted by Gustave:

Ok, I'm going to, against my better judgment, post in this thread, seriously...

Alright, first off, the physical: My ideal mate would have to have a body. Yeah, that's about the most I care, although lovely, eyes I can stair into for hours losing my soul in the swirling vortex of beauty are always looked upon with blissful grins.

The more important facet to a person, to me at least, is their personality. My ideal mate would have to have a fun loving, knows when to get serious, sharp as a two dimensional blade personality. A good balance between silliness and seriousness is essential. Intelligence, though, is even more important. I don't like talking about some aspect of quantum physics to a person, and feeling like I'd be better off talking to a small rock.

Spiritually, my ideal mate would have no set beliefs, instead allowing her beliefs to grow as she learns more.

Hey Gus, I have nice eyes, know a bit about quantum physics, and I could wear a skirt...
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Old 2004-08-11, 12:48
Gustave Gustave is offline
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Default Re: My perfect girl. . .(direct ripoff of Latin1052, sorry)

quote:Originally posted by Das Gorilla:

Hey Gus, I have nice eyes, know a bit about quantum physics, and I could wear a skirt...

Hmmm, one problem... You're not my type...
 #9 
Old 2004-08-11, 14:24
TGGITS TGGITS is offline
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Default Re: My perfect girl. . .(direct ripoff of Latin1052, sorry)

(Im a girl) My perfect guy is one who could hang out with me all day, playfighting, laughing, chilling, generally having fun. Then he would take me to his house, we could play video games for hours, and he wouldnt be afraid to ask me to give him a BJ whilst he plays playstation. Then, exhausted and having alot of fun, we could make out until morning, then pass out in each others arms until the next day and start again.

On looks, he should have long hair, otherwise i dont really care what he looks like. On personality, he should like the same music as me, skaters are good, he HAS to have a good sense of humor and he has to be able to put up with my insanity

Otherwise, im not that fussy.
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Old 2004-08-11, 19:03
ShitFace ShitFace is offline
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Default Re: My perfect girl. . .(direct ripoff of Latin1052, sorry)

quote:Originally posted by thoughtatwork:

One who I could. . .Have a intelectual conversation about life with, then discuss why pulp fiction is one of the greatest movies ever, then get totally blazed, then have sex for an hour, then watch fight club, then talk about comics.

what's yours? (girls can reply too, so its fun for everyone!)

Godamn, i know a girl whos exactly like that. Shes my perfect girl too, for many many reasons.

I love her..

Shittie
 #11 
Old 2004-08-11, 19:13
MP Nesto MP Nesto is offline
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Default Re: My perfect girl. . .(direct ripoff of Latin1052, sorry)

My fiance, she's funny, smart, beautiful, I can sit down and have a conversation without needing to censor myself, she's willing to compromise, she's a great cook, and probably the most important, we have similar interests we can both go and do stuff together and enjoy it together rather than waiting to do somthing one person likes.
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Old 2004-08-12, 03:57
:tru :tru is offline
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Default Re: My perfect girl. . .(direct ripoff of Latin1052, sorry)

It's really all about the personality when choosing "A perfect girl". Looks are second, really. I mean, if you're gonna spend all that time with them, youd BETTER like their personality...
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Old 2004-08-12, 04:05
fick_dich fick_dich is offline
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Default Re: My perfect girl. . .(direct ripoff of Latin1052, sorry)

A beautiful, sweet, kind, Asian girl, with a sexy, Russian accent, that is loyal, never bitchy, always considerate and always understanding.
 
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