Is it normal to have a stiffy EVERY time i wake up? No im not having a wet dream whenever i sleep. Its the same each morning and during the night i have to get in the right position so nobody notices while i'm awakening.

Jesus fucking christ its annoying.

Im guessing your 13-16 years old. Than it would be normal. Maybe even a little older. But at 22 I dont wake up with wood EVERY morning. Often I do tho. But not ALWAYS. =D

Some do, some don't. It's not abnormal though.

Even now, at 22 myself, I get them a good 75% of the time. Hell, I think I get them more frequently now than when I was a teenager. I wouldn't worry about it.

My boner makes me uncomftable when I'm trying to get to sleep. Hate that.

Most guys get morning wood whatever age they are man!

Get used to it.

That's fairly common for guys in their later teens and early twenties ... and then it starts a slow, downhill spiral that leads to Viagra.

Think of it this way: you know it works.

Yeah its normal and its annoying. Like my mom will be like get out of bed now! I will be like hold on, thinking to myself jesus christ leave the fucking room!

It stops you pissing yourself in your sleep be happy it is there.

Makes wanking in the morning easier aswell.

Morning wood shows that you have good blood circulation. Thats all it is. And sometimes its because of wet dreams.

quote:Originally posted by Ivoryblade:

Morning wood shows that you have good blood circulation. Thats all it is. And sometimes its because of wet dreams.

yeah, its just cause you're all relaxed, so your blood is flowing very freely.

Everyone knows that only fags get the morning wood. How fucking dumb can you be? What are you twelve years old?

The morning wood is a distinctly homosexual trait... everyone knows that!

quote:Originally posted by chortleborp:

Everyone knows that only fags get the morning wood. How fucking dumb can you be? What are you twelve years old?

The morning wood is a distinctly homosexual trait... everyone knows that!

HAHAHAHA

It happens...

actually morning wood is supposed to be good. The blood carries oxygen to the cells, which leads to growth. Growth leads to hurrah!! Its like your dick is exercising.

What if they had an anti-erection drug?

Flaccid acid? Viagra Falls? Erecto-Bismol?

Wait til Phifzer (or however you spell it) hears about this idea.

quote:Originally posted by noskillz:

Is it normal to have a stiffy EVERY time i wake up? No im not having a wet dream whenever i sleep. Its the same each morning and during the night i have to get in the right position so nobody notices while i'm awakening.

Jesus fucking christ its annoying.

In a certain sleep stage both men and women reach an arousal climax. Perfectly normal.



[This message has been edited by Viper229 (edited 08-16-2004).]

morning wood is usually a sign of good testosterone release at night. or a full bladder. thats it.

Belive it or not they have it. Salt peter, Sorry patent pending lol

quote:Originally posted by D.E.A-D:

Yeah its normal and its annoying. Like my mom will be like get out of bed now! I will be like hold on, thinking to myself jesus christ leave the fucking room!

Same here...I hate that.

Only difference is, I don't use "like" so, like, often.

The only downside to morning wood is when you have to pee really,really bad.

From a deleted thread:

DerMeister

Regular posted 08-16-2004 11:11

I hate it when you wake up in the morning with a huge hard-on and need to piss, but to actually take the piss you need to stand halfway across the room so you can aim and actuall get it inside the toilet.



Geenie

Regular posted 08-16-2004 11:21

or you can just sit your sorry ass down....



Nihilism

Regular posted 08-16-2004 13:01

piss in the bathtub lmfao.



PagetoPage

Regular posted 08-16-2004 13:38

When I gots the boner, I just piss in the sink, not that it makes things any easier, I just like pissing in sinks



Sir Caps a' Locked

Regular posted 08-16-2004 15:51

Originally posted by PagetoPage:

When I gots the boner, I just piss in the sink, not that it makes things any easier, I just like pissing in sinks

hahahahhahahahaha



watchmeburn

Regular posted 08-16-2004 16:26

Originally posted by Nihilism:

Piss in the bathtub.

Fixed ;P

Howard Stern Fan

Regular posted 08-16-2004 16:49

I hate having to walk with my ass sticking out in order to hide my boner from my room mate.

Optionryder420

Regular posted 08-16-2004 17:10

Originally posted by PagetoPage:

When I gots the boner, I just piss in the sink, not that it makes things any easier, I just like pissing in sinks

Funniest thing I've seen today.

Fucking flood control



holy_pal

Regular posted 08-16-2004 19:03

Originally posted by Howard Stern Fan:

I hate having to walk with my ass sticking out in order to hide my boner from my room mate.

rofl



HellGirl

Regular posted 08-16-2004 21:44

Once again...glad I'm not a man.



siodojo

Regular posted 08-17-2004 00:23

yes so do i. i had a nightmare last night and when i woke up i had a boner. i don't understand why? maybe blood gets trapped there



Infrared

Regular posted 08-17-2004 00:33

I dunno, I like waking up with morning wood, myself. I especially like nonchalantly sporting it in front of my tweaker roomate's girlfriend and watching her blush. No, I don't want her; I wouldn't do that to my friend, but I just play on her shyness, ever since she caught me smacking off that time.

/me walks out of room

"Morning, K----a. /yawns, stretches by bending backwards, rock-solid morning wood straining against light athletic shorts, then just turns on the coffee pot and walks into bathroom/"

If another thread is started on this subject while this thread is still active it will be deleted without the above courtesy.

They DO have an anti-erection drug; it's called "Oxycodone".

quote:Originally posted by Infrared:

They DO have an anti-erection drug; it's called "Oxycodone".

they also have a anti-erection tool; it's called a machete.

quote:Originally posted by Sir Caps a' Locked:

they also have a anti-erection tool; it's called a machete.

Bwahahah. I own one of those. And a brother who suffers the same problem. Teehee.

I could've sworn I saw a cemetery called "Morningwood" once...

When you wind up with a regular partner who sleeps with you, you'll be able to do something with it in the morning. Starts the day off right!

I don't get them much. Perhaps thats because I breifly wake up at 7 when my alarm should go off, then sleep till noon. Mabye I get my morning wood the first time I get up.