...it's how you use it" <- We've all heard that one before, now haven't we?

Then tell me this; what's the right way to use it, and only it, excluding interaction from other body parts?

A man knowing how to use IT, while at the same time having a rather big pen0r, would be like, a sex god, right?

So if i want chicks sacrificing at my altar, how would i go about at learning "how to use it" right?

-kj

this sounds like a conspiracy to me.

quote:Originally posted by KjeXz:

...it's how you use it" <- We've all heard that one before, now haven't we?

Then tell me this; what's the right way to use it, and only it, excluding interaction from other body parts?

A man knowing how to use IT, while at the same time having a rather big pen0r, would be like, a sex god, right?

So if i want chicks sacrificing at my altar, how would i go about at learning "how to use it" right?

-kj

I'll tell you when you turn 13

indeed, let's get a mod to move it.

edit: syphon, there's no need in being a flaming bitch, it just proves you really want to rim job the g0at5e man.

edit 2: btw syphon, why did you quote a message that was one post from your own? Not secessary.

Anyone have something to actually tell me, or does noone really know?

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KjeXz, you're not cool.

No better teacher than experience.

quote:Originally posted by Psychotogen:

KjeXz, you're not cool.

Neither are you.

heh...too true.

quote:Originally posted by tryss:

Neither are you.

Oh, but this is where you are mistaken my friend. I have taken "Be cooler 101" followed by an intensive run of "apathy 101,102,and 103" and then topped it off with "Fuck you son"which was justa survey class. But, after this semester I'll have a full doctrate in "I am the shiznit".

If you want a serious answer, you gotta stop being such a pussy. "It" is called a "penis". It's not dirty or offensive, it is the name of a body part.

quote:Originally posted by Psychotogen:

Oh, but this is where you are mistaken my friend. I have taken "Be cooler 101" followed by an intensive run of "apathy 101,102,and 103" and then topped it off with "Fuck you son"which was justa survey class. But, after this semester I'll have a full doctrate in "I am the shiznit".

You take "cool" tests?

Go to study under the watchful eye of Grandmaster Wang, and you will discover the essence that is....WANG FU!

Um... this should be pretty self-explanatory, shouldn't it? Having good rhythm is nice though.

quote:Originally posted by KjeXz:

...it's how you use it" <- We've all heard that one before, now haven't we?

Then tell me this; what's the right way to use it, and only it, excluding interaction from other body parts?

A man knowing how to use IT, while at the same time having a rather big pen0r, would be like, a sex god, right?

So if i want chicks sacrificing at my altar, how would i go about at learning "how to use it" right?

-kj



You cannot exclude all the other body parts, nor what happens before or after. It's a complete package. Learn how to do it all. There are just so many factors involved.

Anyone here watch Berman and Berman on the discovery health channel? There's a good show. You might find some good suggestions there. Check out their website too at discoveryhealth.com.

http://health.discovery.com/fansites/bermans/articles/lazy_guide.html

I know that size does matter, so I have made a plan to only get with small girls, you know, 95 lbs or less.

Holy shit, syphon, man, I haven't seen you around totse since forever. Planning on staying around?

Ok, so then noone knows i guess. And anyway, you don't get anything from pretending to be better than me on the internet, you're still a fucking computer nerd. So stop bitching.

You have to have a move. And don't copy my swirl on the end, and don't copy the pinch either.

I was going to tell you the secret but your attitude sucks.

quote:Originally posted by MrMojoRisin:

I was going to tell you the secret but your attitude sucks.

Tell me, tell me, tell me!!

Come on, I'll be your best friend...

I'll give you a great back rub...

I'll show you how far back my knees bend the wrong way...

Tell me and I'll give you this "S&A 6000th post" award...

Ok, I'm done. That was fun and all, but I've got things to do...

*Gets in helicopter, starts hunting down Mojo*

If size doesn't matter...why am I so popular?

Dude, it certainaly helps if you can learn to last longer than 2 minutes. Like 20 > 30 >?

I'll tell you the secret (http://www.minibite.com/send/girlslietoo.htm).

quote:Originally posted by Easy Going:

I'll tell you the secret (http://www.minibite.com/send/goaway.htm).

Mine (http://www.minibite.com/send/goaway.htm)'s better...

BUCK 45 BUCK 45!!!!

sorry, but size does matter. but not the length so much as girth. AND you still gotta know how to work it

quote:Originally posted by met_B_A_N_S:

You have to have a move. And don't copy my swirl on the end, and don't copy the pinch either.



Is it a clockwise or a counterclockwise swirl?

Some guys actually use the knuckle, what fags.

quote:Originally posted by Gustave:

Mine (http://www.minibite.com/send/goaway.htm)'s better...

I should go away? If anyone does not belong in this forum, it's you. Everything you say in S&A is inherently off topic just because it comes from you. However, you are not as annoying as Infrabitch since he got in touch with his feelings, so I guess it could be worse.