holy hell i shaved my pubes off for the second time and it hurts like shitfuckniggerlick. i have little red bumps and rashes and it feels like a fucking cactus. i put some aloe vera cooling gel and holy shit that feels good, but anyway what are some pube shaving tips, pointers, and remedies for cactus dick and razor burn. it would really help, thanks

too long to read, sorry.

quote:Originally posted by Geenie:

too long to read, sorry.

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What are you, a fucking homosexual? Real men have forests growing in their pants.

quote:Originally posted by Muscles:

What are you, a fucking homosexual? Real men have forests growing in their pants.

That's fucking right god damnit, I'm hairier than Robin Williams God damnit!

Next time, consider shaving during a warm shower, that way the skin is soft and malleable and the hairs won't pull as much.

However ... the growth (as in quality of the hair, and the area it covers) is an indicator of your testosterone. In other words ... the thicker it is, and the larger area it covers, the more testosterone you have. Just a thought, in case other chicks know about that little fact as well!

She has some good pointers. I don't shave now, but I tried it a few months back, it felt good, but I'm too much of a lazyass to keep the hair shaved. Trimming is better.

You probably shaved against the grain, didn't you? If you did, then I feel sorry for you and your ingrown hairs.

Try to shave in the shower or right after a shower with moisturizing shaving cream and a fresh sharp razor. Always shave with the grain until about the 4th or 5th time, and then try shaving against the grain after you shave with the grain.

Ingrown hairs are a bitch, try using Gold Bond medicated powder to keep everything nice, dry, and comfortable.

I took the pansy way out and used Nair. I'm not really comfortable with a razor that close to the testicles.

Yeah i use that gel crap lie nair. it doesn't burn or leave bumbs and it is smooth as hell. The hair just wipes off.

Heh, and I guess you're comfortable using something that I believe states is not supposed to be used near the genitals on the label?

I just shave my balls and trim my upper hair really close, right now. I tried shaving the upper hair, but it gets too tedious.

quote:Originally posted by Whiteflame:

Heh, and I guess you're comfortable using something that I believe states is not supposed to be used near the genitals on the label?



Actually, yeah I am, kind of. I used it the first time not even thinking to read the warnings. I used it, bang, smooth in 5 minutes. My girl sees it and asks,

"My god, are you hurt?"

I start to worry just a bit and ask, "No...why?"

She tells me that it isn't for the genital regions, and that it burns her when she uses it. I didn't get this at all. I had a tingling sensation, like how the scalp feels when you dye your hair.

Whoops, sure enough, the bottle says not for genital regions. My girl keeps looking at me like I'm going to burst into flame at any moment. I shrug and go on with life, just a bit more aerodynamic now.

I'd use it again, and probably will in a few days, considering.

Only annihilate the uber long ones, but don't PLUCK them off. You'll bleed.

quote:Originally posted by Muscles:

What are you, a fucking homosexual? Real men have forests growing in their pants.

fuck you asshole i do it for sex shithead, something you obviously havent heard of. it makes your dick seem bigger and the girl dosent need a machette to find your penis.

quote:Originally posted by TrueJackass:

fuck you asshole i do it for sex shithead, something you obviously havent heard of. it makes your dick seem bigger and the girl dosent need a machette to find your penis.

Hahahaha... well said. Also, if you expect us to "trim" or shave down there for you, you better damn straight "trim" or "shave" your forest too or it will be the LAST time you will ever get cozy in that bed with a girl.

Ok, well if you get razor burn here is what you do:



Put deoderant on it

Make sure it is a white solid kind, like women use. That shit works fucking miracles. But make sure you wash it all off real good before you recieve oral, because that shit tastes nasty.

Shaving testes is not that fucking bad. It takes me about 5 minutes to shave everthing, and I actually go a little fast with it.

I have never been cut, and have been shaving for 2 years.

The best way to keep it from itching is to keep it shaved. As soon as the initial razor burn goes away, and you have stubble, go shave again.

After a few times, you won't get razor burn at all. Little itching every now and then, but just use some deoderant, and you'll be fine.

If my friends are reading this, fuck you guys, the little woman made me start it, and now I can't stop.

ahhh the itching is gone

Hey guys, know how to keep the upper hair shaved quick?

Use an electric razor with a beard trimmer on it. Use the beard trimmer part to remove all the longer hair, then finish it off using the foil. Barely takes any time at all. Don't do anything stupid like using an electric razor on your testicles, though, unless you want to cut yourself up. The skin isn't smooth enough.

If you need to make your cock seem bigger you've got more problems to worry about than pubic hairs.

Muscles STFU ..... as for shaving, I'd rather trim it short than shave it. Shaving down there is kinda girly, only girls should be bald down. If your women really likes it shaved, then shave it man, whatever pleases her.

I trim mine, they get annoying when they get over an inch long. I keep them at about a centimeter, though, because they have almost NO chance of getting stuck in a "bad" place... *hates zippers*.

quote:Originally posted by Lotana_Aria:

Next time, consider shaving during a warm shower, that way the skin is soft and malleable and the hairs won't pull as much.

However ... the growth (as in quality of the hair, and the area it covers) is an indicator of your testosterone. In other words ... the thicker it is, and the larger area it covers, the more testosterone you have. Just a thought, in case other chicks know about that little fact as well!

Strangely enough, there have been studies showing that most women do not prefer men with high levels of testosterone.