A few days ago, I met a girl online. we exchanged pictures and stuff, and she lives near me. we hang out at the same movie theater and such, but we've never met before. She's attractive, but not "OMG hott!!". She's smart, but she's a goth chick. I'm in no way a goth, I wear KISS, Van Halen, and Def Leppard t-shirts. I'm your typical 80's music fan. Kinda like wayne from Wayne's World, but not as dumb. Anyway, I don't mind gothic chicks, beauty is beauty in my eyes. We were chatting on AIM, and we started talking about oral sex. Apparently she got really horny. I had to get off the computer, so we exchanged phone numbers. We ended up talking fron 12:15 to 3:30. She was really shy at first. She wanted to talk about giving head, but she was kind of embarassed talking about it, especially because she's never done it before. So I asked her what she would want a guy to do to her. She was like "umm...I don't know, I've never had it done. It's kind of confuzing." So, I we started talking about making out, and I kind of got her imagination going.

I started talking about kissing her neck, nibbling her earlobe, breathing on her neck, slowly kissing kissing lower and lower, until I was massaging her breasts. She said she liked her boobs licked. So, I started telling her what I like to do. All about sucking and massaging the boobs, then kissing her stomach. I then started talking about eating pussy. I remebered all the techniques for the FAQ, and said them all very sexy like, while telling her that she was beautiful. Haha, she said "I think we need to do this sometime." We started talking about relationships in general, and I explained my morals. She said " oh my God, I wish all guys were like that. I can't wait to meet you. You're the best."

And now we're meeting tonight downtown. Score !!!

Lol your going to get bummed by a hairly old man.

Hahah online meetings.. usually dont go very well.. post about how it went!

quote:Originally posted by tompty:

Lol your going to get bummed by a hairly old man.

I doubt that. We're meeting in public, and I'll have my knife on me anyway. I scold you for making an irrelevant, inane comment.

Now please, let's have some intelligent responses, O Great S&A !

Thats really awesome.

I commend you highly.

I have done that once. I will never do it again!!!

You dog.



Have fun, and relish these moments. They don't happen all your life. If you get heavy, don't be a dumbass (read: common sense), and don't go exploiting her like an asshole, or anything. Not that I think you are. Otherwise, enjoy yourself. Make her scream.

the fucking same thing happened to me :S we will met on the PLA MALL in hato rey PR

damn good luck bro,

btw mine's a little fat got a great smile and I already saw her on cam and talked a lot :S

damn i have butteflies on my tommy

quote:Originally posted by aljo39:

the fucking same thing happened to me :S we will met on the PLA MALL in hato rey PR

damn good luck bro,

btw mine's a little fat got a great smile and I already saw her on cam and talked a lot :S

damn i have butteflies on my tommy

So you like the fatty fatty boom ba laddys?

use protection...

He's right, take a gun aswell.

quote:Originally posted by nirgophile:

use protection...

quote:Originally posted by Oxy-Moron:

He's right, take a gun aswell.

Yes in this case protection is a combination of two things, a Sig Sueur P229 and a condom.

haven't heard from him yet... lol maybe an old hairy man DID get him in the sack! :0

^Nope.

I g4v3 h3r t3h Bu77s3X0rs !!!

Anyway, we met downtown. She was wearing a skirt with zippers, and a black shirt. Oh yes, and cat ears. She's pretty cool. Quite young though(15). We saw a movie, during which I was talking to her quietly. We leaned over and kissed a few times, but it was uncomfortable in the shitty theater seats. I'm not sure about further dates, our compatability is on the low side. I was wearing a KISS shirt, tan shorts, and Van Halen wristband. I had my hair combed back, and my chin beard looking all trimmed up.

I observed her posture and body language, and I noticed a certain amount of anxiety. She always would cup her elbow in her hand, and have her other and rested on her chin. It denotes a subconscious desire to hide her face, and possibly low self esteem. I don't know if she found me attractive. I certainly told her how I felt, but she's so damn enigmatic, I have to fucking pry her open with a cro-bar. It's hard to judge if you should lean over and give her some TLC, when it's impossible to read her emotions. So, I was forced to ask her what she thought of me. She was like "I don't know". So, I just complimented her eyes, hair, legs, and clothes, and told her I wanted to kiss her. Finally, she resonded, and commenced with the kissing. I'm not sure if it was me that was making her seem uncomfortable, or just her personality. I figured that I had better not put any moves on her yet, because I don't know what she's thinking. I thinks it's better to be safe than sorry. I don't need her feeling "invaded" or going berserker right in front of me.



All in all I give the time two thumbs sideways. The following chain of events will decide if it ends up well.



[This message has been edited by Billy Idol (edited 08-09-2004).]

quote:Originally posted by Billy Idol:

I have to fucking pry her open with a cro-bar.





But seriously, from what I gathered, it seems like she likes you alot. So good luck man.

-rage

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You're imagining this. It will not happen.

quote:Originally posted by tryss:

You're imagining this. It will not happen.

With regard to what ?

Rage, as far as openness is concerned, sie ist ganz zugemacht und verscholssen.



[This message has been edited by Billy Idol (edited 08-09-2004).]

You're talking to yourself. You're in denial.

Have you ever seen "Fight Club"?

I'm not schizo or bipolar. But I do have issues. Most notably depression, ADD, and being "bright". There's no greater adversary than you own potential. I just get bored with things. I was hoping to fuck this summer, but I'm skeptical of that now. Oh well.

quote:Originally posted by tompty:

Lol your going to get bummed by a hairly old man.

quote:Originally posted by toast_and_bananas2002:

So you like the fatty fatty boom ba laddys?



I can't decide which is funnier!

quote:Originally posted by Billy Idol:

With regard to what ?

Rage, as far as openness is concerned, sie ist ganz zugemacht und verscholssen.



[This message has been edited by Billy Idol (edited 08-09-2004).]

du bist nicht sehr klug, bist du?.... na i kid, good luck buddy....

^^^ apparently not. He didn't get my hilarious joke. But he scored a goth chick, and they are hot.

-rage

goth chicks ARE just weird like that billy. Although they are good for making... 'arrangements' - I still think you fave a fair chance, just make sure you sort of jump down to her level. Don't conflate or make her feel stupid. Just make sure that when youre naked with her she doesn't pull out a knife and stab you in the dick...

...With a rebel yell, she cried more, more, more.

i suggest you keep your relationship more talk then later physical, let her feel totally comfortable with you then the rest will happen. seems like goth chicks have low self esteem by nature so it takes more to gain their trust good luck bro

Nice one infra

I talked to her on instant messenger yesterday. She wanted to learn how to suck dick, but she was too shy do talk over the phone or in person. I mean, uber shy to the tenth power ! It's funny, when I kissed her the other day, I popped this raging hard on. If she felt it, she would've freaked out. She's a little bit of a perv, but she's really inexperienced. She said she trusts me and that I'm a good guy. If she doesn't wanna fuck or anything, she's the type of chick I wouldn't mind being "just friends" with.

When I was explaining blowjobs, I told her it's a good I idea to look the guy in the eye, it makes it way better. she saw like "why ?" I said "because you have beautiful eyes, and it's no good if we can't see them, now is it ?". She laughed, and said "amazing...you're still a gentleman, even when exlaining sexual acts"