I have a woman, I have money...what I don't have is a ride or CONDOMS.

24 hours from now I'm supposed to be fucking like a rabbit. In the next 24 hours, I need to locate a friend with access to a car and the time to drive my ass around for a little bit so I can buy some condoms.

The girl's very nice, looks good, and is into me...I don't want to pass up one of my first oppurtunities in a few blue moons to make love with someone I actually like...most, if not all, of my lays to this point have been with people I don't care about, or with people whom I knew our relationship was doomed.

So I make a plea to fellow totse users...if ANY of you live within 20 minutes of Rockford, IL, PLEASE post. I will cover the cost of gas and provide excellent conversation, I just need a ride to the store so I can get some fucking condoms. Please, don't deprive your fellow man of a good lay, help me out.

If I live that close, I would have called it even if I could see the girls boobs. Except I live like 3 hours from you...

Too far to walk or bike? No bus? Taxi?

Where there's a will, there's a way!

Can you not walk down to a store?

And, I would except I don't have a car. And, I live like an hour and a half away.

The only open store that sells condoms is a good 15 miles away. I could bike there, I think. But I haven't done biking in a couple of years...no idea if I still have the endurance for 30 miles.

Cabs here are fucking expensive. Buses don't run on my side of town until you get closer to the river. I'm thinking I may just end up going to a gas station (about 3 miles away), and individual buying 10 or so condoms from the vendor in the toilet.

My friend lives in rockford

Hey have you ever heard of "C-4" the rapper?

Perhaps FedEx SameDay (http://www.fedex.com/us/services/express/us/sameday.html)?

But it's gonna cost ya...

Man you suck in the old days id walk about 15 miles to get a peice of pussy what ever happended to these damn kids today...too much television

See, I already have the "pussy"...just not the protection. And anyways, I was able to get a hold of a friend a couple hours ago, he's going to give me a ride to the store tomorrow to get a pack, and then we're heading over to a friend's house to get some doja.

Would you honestly accept a ride from someone from totse? I mean, really?

I think that'd be a bit shifty ...

Should've entered my giveaway contest...

seran wrap+rubber band=condom, but -girl

Fuck. Were I in Rockford, my friend, you know I'd do it, and for free.

But if the girl you're about to schtook is named Kelly, I'm going to book a flight to Rockford, break your face, and throw you in the Rock River.

KELLY! That was the name of that loose bitch. I couldn't for the life of me recall... Thank's for refreshing my memory InfraThrough.

quote:Originally posted by Infrared:

Fuck. Were I in Rockford, my friend, you know I'd do it, and for free.

But if the girl you're about to schtook is named Kelly, I'm going to book a flight to Rockford, break your face, and throw you in the Rock River.

The only Kellys I know are my sister, and my friend's sister.

so where is rokcford,illinois?i used to live in gurnee and was born in lake forest?anyone from around there?

Gurnee is about 1.5 hours away. Rockford is west of Chicago; by Macheseney and Loves Park if you recognize either of them.

Rockford was kind of interesting, to a New Mexico boy like me, but I can A: See it becoming tiring, and B: I could never live there now, thanks to the fucking memories.

Too bad I didn't know you much when I was there, Op. I would've come visited you if I did. Bowls at Greater Rockford Airport; remember? Heheh.

You should visit sometime despite not being able to live here. We need more junkies man, all the straightedgers make this place so fucking boring.

quote:Originally posted by soul_assassin_girl:

Would you honestly accept a ride from someone from totse? I mean, really?

I think that'd be a bit shifty ...

Yes, I would. I carry weapons on me (usually a blade), and I am quite capable of defending myself were they to try anything.

Damnit, Optimus. You wouldn't even know I was a user unless I told you, my friend. Seriously. How the hell else do you think I've avoided, twice now, getting my ass busted while tweaked to shit and loaded with illegals? Not by looking, acting or speaking like a fucked-up poobah, I'll tell you that much.

Shit, I don't mean to say you would act like a junkie...it's just that most drug users aren't exactly boring. They have problems, solutions, and interests that provide for much more valuable days than the average Joe's "go to work, shit during the break, come home, get bitched at by wife, sleep" lifestyle.

Optimus, where at in Rockford you live? I live near rockford, bout 20 miles, but I'm 15 and no license :\

I live near the CherryVale mall. About a 10 minute walk from it.