this is gay i know but im ugly and i need a question answered how DOES someone learn how to kiss i mean it isnt like your mom shows you how or some thing. right. i mean im 17 and i still havnt kissed/made out with a girl and yet ive seen ( not seen) tons of tits and ass/pussy

Ha ha ha. You fucking suck. Die, virgin.

i know i do

but ive gotton used to it

Just because you're used to it doesn't mean we're going to accept you.

ooooo ZING!!!

Get hooker my friend. I'm not joking. Drop a little cutter and tell her your story and I guarantee she'll blow your mind,among other things. Have fun and don't be a pussy.

for some reason i just might agee with you plus some of my sisters friends are reeealll easy

trippy you dont have to be a total asshole. and buddha whenever you find a chick or wtv shes prolly (hopefully) gonna know what shes doing and just go along with her.. its not like its hard you just kiss..

Don't go get a slut to have sex with her. If you haven't been kissed yet then it means you haven't found someone TO kiss. How are you going to have those affections with a slut let alone be able to do anything with her not having any experience what so ever with kissing, which usually acures at the beginning of a relationship? Don't you want your first kiss to mean something and not be some stupid fling?

quote:Originally posted by Serenade:

trippy you dont have to be a total asshole. and buddha whenever you find a chick or wtv shes prolly (hopefully) gonna know what shes doing and just go along with her.. its not like its hard you just kiss..

You two should hook up, with a name like buddha he's got to be a good dude.

i was just being sarcastic.

but i beleive in what you say though about having to wait for the right person

quote:Originally posted by buddha:



i believe in what you say though, about having to wait for the right person

That's your problem. You're a guy; in crisis I might add, there's no time for standards.Now is the time to start fucking. The right person and all that romantic bullshit is for chicks.

haha yeah.. im a chick so im not gonna be as mean about it but..just a hint dont let this get around.. other guys might not be too nice about it.. so just fucking..find someone man youre 17, if you wanna wait for the right person well then stay a virgin till youre 30

no shit i wanna find someone i mean im not THAT lazy

Re-install cheney 2004

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wtf are you talking about. shut up

dude...i'm in the same boat....i don't consider myself to be ugly or anything, and i have alot of friends, i just don't know how to talk to girls in that way....i'm 17, going off to college in a month and a half, and i've never kissed a girl either....it's kind of discouraging, but shit...i don't know what to do about it.

~meaty

There's no point worrying about this, hell I didn't get a girlfriend until I was late 15. Even then I only kissed/pulled in my second reationship and we've been going out almost 6 months and will eventualy get married (I hope)

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your 17!!!

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never kissed a girl...

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quote:Originally posted by buddha:

this is gay i know but im ugly and i need a question answered how DOES someone learn how to kiss i mean it isnt like your mom shows you how or some thing. right. i mean im 17 and i still havnt kissed/made out with a girl and yet ive seen ( not seen) tons of tits and ass/pussy

Are you some kind of homosexual?

Well if you want to kiss some girls, ring some frinds, get some girls around. Then you a couple of your fellas, and some broads all just hang out and get drunk together. After a while, even if you're ugly, the beer googles will kick in and you all will pair off, and then just make your move.Easy.

Faggot.

Dude if you have problems with talking or getting with women get one of our friends who doesnt have a problem with that. And ask him to get a couple of girls where both of you go hang out with. Have some alchy and something fun to do. If your ugly like you said, then the girls will go for your friend when one of them gets with him you get on the other one. She will be buzzed or drunk and bored heres your chance you get some play. Just dont pussy out last minute.

quote:Originally posted by Scareface:

Dude if you have problems with talking or getting with women get one of our friends who doesnt have a problem with that. And ask him to get a couple of girls where both of you go hang out with. Have some alchy and something fun to do. If your ugly like you said, then the girls will go for your friend when one of them gets with him you get on the other one. She will be buzzed or drunk and bored heres your chance you get some play. Just dont pussy out last minute.

My post said the exact same thing, we know our shit.

*Reaches for high five*

Don't leave me hanging.

Yeah, drunken fucking, that never results in rape accusations...

quote:Originally posted by Gala:

My post said the exact same thing, we know our shit.

*Reaches for high five*

Don't leave me hanging.

High Five buddy

I noticed yours after I wrote mine.

quote:Originally posted by Da Infamous Mobb:

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your 17!!!

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never kissed a girl...

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STFU!

Aren't you 7?

I thought that this was a thread about that shitty chick-flic movie...

Meh, I started late because I plain wasn't interested. Going to a boy's only school did NOT help. Some of this advice is pure bullshit.

Ring some friends around? What if he hangs with friends like him who don't know girls, or just plain doesn't know girls for the same reason he's not fucking them - he can't talk to them. Not everyone lives in a world where they can just start up drunken orgies, not everyone is popular.

Besides, fucking a drunk chick who wouldn't usually be willing is identical to fucking a hooker. You want your first experience to be decent, with someone understanding. Trust me when you find a girlfriend she will not care about your lack of experience as long as you are willing to learn, and learning is quite fun.

Advice: either find a hobby, like yoga, tennis, anything. A club or something. You will find it easier to make (female) friends. Or go to college, like the lucky dude TheMeatPirate, who is guaranteed pussy as soon as he steps foot in the campus. College creates social situations that don't neccessarily involve drink. You'll meet a lot more people.

But anyways, go for a girlfriend, not a fuck. Virginity shouldn't be something you want to 'get out of the way' to make yourself look better. Wow, you fucked once, that doesn't say anything positive about you. Someone who has been able to hook up with a girl and sustain a relationship gains a lot more respect, as well as having access to sex a lot more frequently. So use your brain.

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Enjoy

http://www.geocities.com/ivoryblade13/art_of_kissing-index.zip

I know exacly what you mean man....most people here are just talk anyways...if it reaaly was that easy to just go hang out with drunk chicks they wouldnt be on fucking totse. Anyways i was 16 when i first made out and i had 3 girlfriend before that girl that i didnt do shit with. We had been going out for a year and were best friend and totally comftable and one day while chilling i finally got the balls i never had in the past and did it. The seconds leading up to it are horrible but when its over your going to be kicking yourself for not doing it sooner.