Okay, this is kind of funny but I still need a little advice. For some reason this little girl has "liked" me for aabout 4 or 5 months now. She always bugs me on MSN and attempts to flirt with me in real life, I just joke around with her because I'm 17 and she's like 11 or 12! Obviously I don't take this seriously, for example when she asked me to write her an email today, I said about what, she said anything... so I wrote her an email about beef jerky and pirates (Maddox style )

Anyways, I am one of her coaches/help teach her and a bunch of other kids in a sport, and she's nice and everything but she keeps saying she loves me and stuff, blah! You'd think since she was just a little girl it would have worn off after a week or two but apparently it is only getting worse.

Of course I could just ignore it like I have been but every time she says she "loves" me on MSN I want to tell her to fuck off in a nicer way, keep in mind I still have to deal with her as her coach and quite often at tournaments and stuff outside of practice. So does anyone here have any suggestions on something better to do than just ignore it even longer?

Ask her if she likes lollipops.

Believe me... this happens alot to me also. I lifeguard at an outdoor pool and it gets really warm sitting in the sun and I'm in good shape, not ripped, but physically fit (I do night ops from other threads) The only people that go there are 10-13 year olds :-\ Just keep coaching her, but don't email her shit at all. Just do what a normal coach would. When the season or w/e your coaching for is done, just go on with your life. Shes a confused girl. Block her on MSN and say you have computer difficulties... that always works.

[This message has been edited by Ivoryblade (edited 08-06-2004).]

...or maybe she likes popsicles. Tell her you keep them in the basement.

quote:Originally posted by Rattrap51:

Okay, this is kind of funny but I still need a little advice. For some reason this little girl has "liked" me for aabout 4 or 5 months now. She always bugs me on MSN and attempts to flirt with me in real life, I just joke around with her because I'm 17 and she's like 11 or 12! Obviously I don't take this seriously, for example when she asked me to write her an email today, I said about what, she said anything... so I wrote her an email about beef jerky and pirates (Maddox style )

Anyways, I am one of her coaches/help teach her and a bunch of other kids in a sport, and she's nice and everything but she keeps saying she loves me and stuff, blah! You'd think since she was just a little girl it would have worn off after a week or two but apparently it is only getting worse.

Of course I could just ignore it like I have been but every time she says she "loves" me on MSN I want to tell her to fuck off in a nicer way, keep in mind I still have to deal with her as her coach and quite often at tournaments and stuff outside of practice. So does anyone here have any suggestions on something better to do than just ignore it even longer?

Fuck this bitch, younger girls, have tight pussies.

It's called a crush, and you shouldn't be all upset about it, you should be flattered. Annoying as it may seem to you right now, you'll look back later and realize it for what it was... she sees in you what her little mind perceives love to be.

If you're rude to her, which would be uncool, you risk the chance of turning her into a psycho-bitch later in life for the rest of would-be boyfriends. You're 17 and can't figure this out? If you can't pull it together enough to go with the honest approach, e.g. "You're really a sweet girl, but you're too young for me" or something along those lines, then use little white lies like the above poster mentioned.. block her on MSN and tell her your computer is glitchy or tell her you have a girlfriend already, but she was a close runner-up.

Point is, this little girl is paying you big-time compliments and has respect for you. Of course she doesn't fully understand her feelings.. they're just there. If you have any class you'll do what it takes to make her disinterested.. without hurting her feelings.

-Extant

If noone would ever find out, would you fuck it?

quote:Originally posted by HeeT:

If noone would ever find out, would you fuck it?

God damn it, no! And Extant & ivoryBlade, thanks, that was actually the point of this post, of course I could be rude to her and stuff but I don't want to make her feel bad that was why I posted this, just wanted some opinions.

You know what they say about them youngins...

If theres no grass out front go around back and play in the mud... you get what I'm saying. lol

haha

i'd hit it

lol

get some blowjobs and shit then move :P

no but seriously, tell her that as her coach you would be fired for having a relationship with her, and you need the job, but if it wasn't for that you'd love to spend more time with her.

then get a gf your age.

quote:Originally posted by HeeT:

If noone would ever find out, would you fuck it?

Now that's funny shit. I bet he would. Why the fuck would he be messaging with her?

Take a hit at it. Your good to go until your 18.

dude she wants to get laid! help her out.

Dude, you realize you will never get a chance like this again without the risk of huge jail time?

Go for it dude!

:P

quote:Originally posted by Toban Locksmith:

...or maybe she likes popsicles. Tell her you keep them in the basement.

Family guy is awesome...

On topic, eh prety much do what everyone else is saying, when the coaching gig is over, no need to see or talk to her again...

~Raven~

murder/suicide

Egh..This happened to me when I was, oh, 11. I'm 11, and above my mother's shitty rattrap apartment lives this fat soccer mom and her little 6-year-old girl. I'm out watering the shitty plants one day, and this girl comes out, gets all derisive with me for some reason, threatens to tell on me for "spraying her" (It goes without saying that I wasn't), etc. Even as a little bastard kid, I just gave the matter the proverbial "psh." and ignored her.

Then about a week later, I'm in the car with my mother, getting ready to go whothefuckknowswhere. Little girl comes out, stares at me...Then decides to raise her dress, exposing her undeveloped breasts.

I was extremely disgusted, nervous that my mom or the little girl's mom would think I solicited it somehow, and very thankful that my mother was digging in her purse at the moment.

Ugh, even thinking back to that just gives me a sickly feeling. Whether that's because of the fucked-up era it was or because seeing a girl who's a shot away from being an infant show me her chest is really disturbing for some reason.

Old enough to bleed? Old enough to breed

quote:Originally posted by HeeT:

If noone would ever find out, would you fuck it?

Yeah

Old enough to masturbate....



well, you get the point. I just can't make mine rhyme :\

^You're a sick, pedophilic bastard.

Dude, 11/12 is way too old for that kind of shit. Just tell her to fuck off. If I were 11 or 12 and trying to seduce you, I would understand you telling me to fuck off.

quote:Originally posted by GlitterPunk112358:

Dude, 11/12 is way too old for that kind of shit. Just tell her to fuck off. If I were 11 or 12 and trying to seduce you, I would understand you telling me to fuck off.

I would never tell you to fuck off, I would hit that shit if you where a new born, like I give a shit right?

quote:Originally posted by Darkus:

Old enough to masturbate....



well, you get the point. I just can't make mine rhyme :\

I can...

Old enough to masturbate, old enough to fornicate

quote:Originally posted by Da Infamous Mobb:

murder/suicide

Thats ur fucking answer for everything. Geez.

You've got to be carefull with a girl of this age.

She's just getting to that emotional age where she thinks she knows it all, and will eventually start to wreck your life.

Soon, she'll probably start sending you Emails like

'I love you soo much, I'm gonna kill myself because you dont like me..'

And then she'll tell her parents, friends,family ect, and YOU'LL be seen as the bad guy.



Tell someone like a brother or friend about this girl, so if things to get nasty with her, there's someone on your side who knows the truth.

dudes ur all sick. i think you need a really godod kick.If you fuck her then go 2 jail. But until then my friend have just FUCKING BAIL!

quote:Originally posted by TheNachoManCandySandwich:

Old enough to bleed? Old enough to breed

Scientifically, yes... Mentally? no