weve all masturbated, weve all looked at porn and most of us have been caught, so lets share.

I was never caught, but I heard that a friend of mine was caught while on the computer. His mom walked downstairs then when she seen him going at it, she made a complete 180 and went right back upstairs. That has to be embarrassing.

Edit: That was years ago...

[This message has been edited by fick_dich (edited 08-06-2004).]

well i'm another who never got caught but have an anecdote..

i once walked in on a female friend (who had been a g/f before that) while she was lying on her bed pleasuring herself.

her mum had let me in and told me to go up to this girls room. the girl hadn't heard my size 10 para boots come up the stairs cos andrew von eldritch was singing to loud.

she lay on her bed skirt pushed up an knickers round her knees with her fingers in various places.

after the initial shock we both laughed. and then i said if she wanted i'd do some for her.

at first she was a little shocked but then realised that it wasn't as if i didn't know her or her body. and she could trust me not to get heavy afterwards.

so i pleasured her and never saw her again.

ps. before anyone asks no she didn't return the favour. that would have been uncouth and unnecessary

I used to have my computer at the foot of my bed with the screen facing away. So one night I put on a porno movie and turned the monitor around. I took off my pants and got into bed. Just as I was about to start jerking off my dad walked in and said

"Are You naked in there?!"

"Um, yeah, i like to sleep naked."

"What are you watching?"

"Uh, I downloaded an episode of the simpsons (something I do often)."

"Ok Goodnight"

He could here all the moaning so he knew what it really was.

Ha, My friend had some kid sleeping over at his house. They went to bed and apparently this kid got up in the middle of the night and went to the computer. My friends dad walked in and saw him beating off to yahoo chat on his nice leather chair ... Friends dad turned around and went to bed, kid didn't notice him. The next morning his dad told him about this, friend told people at school, kid is made fun of constantly, kid moves away somewhere .