Fleas.

I consider myself very lucky.

A cold. Thank god..

KIDS

anal crabs.hayley..... fat bitch she is...

quote:Originally posted by midgeymonkey2:

anal crabs.hayley..... fat bitch she is...

Hey, you gave them to me first Midget!:P

oh yeah my bad.so ya want them back or wha?

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quote:Originally posted by midgeymonkey2:

oh yeah my bad.so ya want them back or wha?

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Yes Please!

A urinary tract infection - once. Always go pee afterwards ladies, it's a good way to avoid this.

I got crabs once but not from sex. My brother came home from the military and I surrendered my bedroom to him while he stayed a while. Well, he had them. Then when I got my bedroom back well. Strange way to get them. I told my mom and she sent me to the store to get stuff that would kill them then bleached and cleaned the linens. They were so awful and I got impatient with getting rid of them so I shaved all the hair off then put medication on. That worked FAST! My boyfriend liked the change, but it sure was itchy growing back. The hairs would poke my clit too. Not a nice feeling.

quote:Originally posted by outcast:

A urinary tract infection - once. Always go pee afterwards ladies, it's a good way to avoid this.

I got crabs once but not from sex. My brother came home from the military and I surrendered my bedroom to him while he stayed a while. Well, he had them. Then when I got my bedroom back well. Strange way to get them. I told my mom and she sent me to the store to get stuff that would kill them then bleached and cleaned the linens. They were so awful and I got impatient with getting rid of them so I shaved all the hair off then put medication on. That worked FAST! My boyfriend liked the change, but it sure was itchy growing back. The hairs would poke my clit too. Not a nice feeling.

Thats why you keep shaving..

quote:Originally posted by outcast:

A urinary tract infection - once. Always go pee afterwards ladies, it's a good way to avoid this.

I got crabs once but not from sex. My brother came home from the military and I surrendered my bedroom to him while he stayed a while. Well, he had them. Then when I got my bedroom back well. Strange way to get them. I told my mom and she sent me to the store to get stuff that would kill them then bleached and cleaned the linens. They were so awful and I got impatient with getting rid of them so I shaved all the hair off then put medication on. That worked FAST! My boyfriend liked the change, but it sure was itchy growing back. The hairs would poke my clit too. Not a nice feeling.

S9o, you got crabs off your brother, slut.

She didn't get them through sexual contact, you stupid shit. There was a fairly detailed explanation, so you should read it again if you didn't understand it, troll.

quote:Originally posted by Miki:

She didn't get them through sexual contact, you stupid shit. There was a fairly detailed explanation, so you should read it again if you didn't understand it, troll.

Ummm, sarcastic?

quote:Originally posted by elf:

Ummm, sarcastic?

I kind of thought that could be the case. I see I didn't write that very well though after rereading it.

syphilles when i was 18.

went to the doc and it cleared up with medication.

it would burn every time i pissed.

a reputation.

quote:Originally posted by Miki:

She didn't get them through sexual contact, you stupid shit. There was a fairly detailed explanation, so you should read it again if you didn't understand it, troll.

It's know as a joke you dumb cunt.

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quote:Originally posted by Gala:

It'a know as a joke you dumb cunt.

It's known as a typo too.

Meninjacockle.

Cant spell it, I contracted it but was very lucky.

Ohh and a cold sore haha, barsted.

-Obsessed

Well? Where all the aidsfuckers at?

quote:Originally posted by Trippy_McGee:

Well? Where all the aidsfuckers at?

west hollywood. miami.

skin disease.. which sticks to until the day you die.

Years of mental anguish.

my gf, at the time, caught me fucking her sister.

Disease-free here!!

XTC.

Sorry i didnt catch anything from her but a broken relationship.

I caught some female ejaculate in the eyes...now that was fucking surprised. I was pretty young at the time and had no clue what the fuck had happened; ah, the beauty of inexperience.

quote:Originally posted by Trippy_McGee:

A face full of man juice

I figured you drove on that side of the road.

A female ejaculation. In the mouth. It was almost entirely tasteless (normal).

Some bruises and a bleeding vagina (because he was abusive).

No diseases though.

(Removed, because I reread Aria's post, and realized mine would have been outrageously tactless and insensitive)

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A relationship.

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quote:Originally posted by DeAtHsTyLe:

I figured you drove on that side of the road.

You're a gay homosexual faggot.

quote:Originally posted by Trippy_McGee:

You're a gay homosexual faggot.

Isn't Trippy bi ?

a mouthfull of icky tasting cum... think it was sitting in the pipes too long and got stale.

That's why I eat a vegan diet and try to ejaculate daily.

I got mollescum cotagiosis. The only std that won't ever return after about a year. That was bunkville.

I caught a freshly baked molasses roll square in the nuts.

Had to sit down for a few minutes.

So has anyone ever had liquid nitrogen on their cock? Ouch.

Red wings.