Ok, here goes, I just broke up with a psycho bitch who tried protecting some sadistic asshole who had 7 other guys teamup with him to kick my ass and cut me across the chest with a fucing hunting knife.

I found out where he lived and his name from the girls freinds, and i beat the hell out of him. upon hearing this the girl flips on me and breaks up with me.

Thats O.K. though, i met a really hott goth italian chick at the bookstore, but one problem, she has a boyfreind. Now i know her and him are going to break up, but then i realized how bad it feels to have your girl cheat on you, so...

Now I'm waiting for them to break up, they fight like everyday and have been dating for like, 3 days.

But, im WAY too horny. I mean, im about ready to fuck my cat. Now I dont want to invite her over and cheat on her boyfreind, cuz i know i could do this. But I dont feel like getting my ass kicked AGAIN.

So... is there any foods that make me less horny... any techniques to make me not horny for a bit. I cant have an orgasm masturbating... it feels too weird after having this girl so many times.

So.... please help....

Can't have an orgasm masturbating? You are a disgrace to men everywhere.

quote:Originally posted by SwordChucks:

I cant have an orgasm masturbating... it feels too weird after having this girl so many times.



WTF?

I guess she liked him more. Did you take me and Infrared's advice about breaking his kneecaps?

pick up a prostitute or try giving your self head if masturbation doesnt work, nameless one claims he is good at it, maybe he can do it for you.

yeah buddy, i sent him to the emergency room

Go to the doc and get one of the millions of drugs on tv that have a "sexual side effect." I suggest zoloft, it really takes the edge off.

You spelled fucking wrong.

http://www.realdoll.com/dolls.asp that might help you.