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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2004-08-04, 21:24
Nameless One Nameless One is offline
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Default Proof I have to much time...

Alright, I was really fucking bored one day. Not the normal kind of fucking bored, but you will see that in a second. Well, one of my friends once told me about giving themselves head, well, like I said, I was bored, the memory just popped into my head, and so, I did it. It turns out, I am able to get all of the head in, but I only did it to see if I could, then I stopped. I did nothing further. So, I was wondering, to those brave enough to admit it, who else can do that? I know of at least six people I know of who can, and most likely several more that can as well.

So, post away.



I also got caught doing it by my grandfather, but I made it look like I was looking at a cut on my knee, or something, since I wasn't actually doing it at the time.
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Old 2004-08-04, 22:09
stiletto stiletto is offline
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you've done this mroe tahn once? but no i've never tried it nor am i ever. a way to see is to just try to make it to the tip and if you can go farther don't try to just be happy you can...jesus christ why would you suck your own dick...why would you do it more than once for that fact. but hey what ever tickles your fancy, you can do waht ever the fuck you want just don't post it cause it will basically turn into a giant flame.
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Old 2004-08-04, 22:13
Nameless One Nameless One is offline
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Default Re: Proof I have to much time...

I didn't do it more than once, I just got caught, while about to do it,by my grandfather. And I don't suck it, like I said, I only did it to see if I could, and it turns out I can.
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Old 2004-08-04, 22:24
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Default Re: Proof I have to much time...

I can, but it practically breaks my fucking back, and it's pretty much a waste of time. Regular wanking is much better.
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Old 2004-08-04, 23:08
TheFallenAngel TheFallenAngel is offline
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OH MY FUCKING GOD I which I hadn't read that first post now ....

*shudders*
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Old 2004-08-05, 01:56
lordsjohnson lordsjohnson is offline
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Old 2004-08-05, 01:59
lordsjohnson lordsjohnson is offline
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Quote:
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Old 2004-08-05, 02:55
deptstoremook deptstoremook is offline
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Default Re: Proof I have to much time...

I wish I could.
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Old 2004-08-05, 03:04
Extant Extant is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Nameless One:

Alright, I was really fucking bored one day. Not the normal kind of fucking bored, but you will see that in a second. Well, one of my friends once told me about giving themselves head, well, like I said, I was bored, the memory just popped into my head, and so, I did it. It turns out, I am able to get all of the head in,...

quote:Originally posted by deptstoremook:

I wish I could.

Hmmmm... if you got to talking on AIM or something I'm sure he'd let you give it a go mookie...
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Old 2004-08-05, 03:09
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Default Re: Proof I have to much time...

What's wrong with sucking your own dick, it's the same as masturbating. I'd do it if I could.
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Old 2004-08-05, 03:15
TheDragonContinues TheDragonContinues is offline
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I have a [seemingly] permanent neck pain because of doing that once.
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Old 2004-08-05, 05:14
touchmeimsick touchmeimsick is offline
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I did it once when I was about 30 pounds lighter and a little shorter. It was weird, and my neck and back started to hurt after a while. Felt funny. I dunno, not something I'd ever do again.
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Old 2004-08-05, 05:18
The_Rabbi The_Rabbi is offline
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I was able to do it when I was younger. I didn't find it pleasureable in the least. I don't try anymore.
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Old 2004-08-05, 06:33
Nameless One Nameless One is offline
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Wow, I never actually expected it to get this long...and hardly a flame in sight...almsot scary...Anyway, to the easily bored people such as myself, it is not really worth it, not very pleasurable (from my experience, and I was only able to get the head, and yet if did nothing for me) but it is something more to reveal when drunk, and believe me, people will not forget it upon waking up.
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Old 2004-08-05, 07:33
frank the tank frank the tank is offline
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i have done it,it hurt my neck and back but i got the whole head in and started moving my tongue around and it felt alright.but the pain of strechting that far hurt kinda rules out the pleasure
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Old 2004-08-05, 08:15
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You can easily die like that. See, if you do that, your back can snap, causing paralisys, and then your balls will cover your nose while your dick chokes you. So you will die easily.
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Old 2004-08-05, 08:17
GlitterPunk112358 GlitterPunk112358 is offline
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I like Styx

I'm not high
 
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