So who here has been caught by their boyfriend or girlfriend's parents, doing any sort of activity that garners a "talking to"?

Me first:

I was at an ex's house in HS (a few years ago). We were getting into it, clothes still on (barely), making out and pleasing the other. I pull away ... and there's a plate of cookies and 2 drinks on the table next to us. To this day (even after breaking up with him) I still cannot look his parents in the eye.

Another time ... the boyfriend and I go for a cruise, find an abandoned house and park behind it, so no one from the road can see us. We're going at it for a few minutes when his parents call up, wondering where we are, so we go back to his house for dinner. When I get out of the car, his dad gives me this weird look and glares at me. I was thinking "hey, I was on bottom, don't you glare at me", but of course didn't say that. I walk in their house, say hi to mom and sis, and look in the mirror ... there's a hickey the size of a quarter on my neck, no possible way of missing it or anything. It sucks to be lectured by your own parents, but try the so's parents...

When I still lived at home, I snuck a girl in one night, we were going at it for about an hour before she suggested that we go in the shower.

We go at it for about 45 minutes in there, and then went back to my room. I have no idea why I didn't think about that waking anybody up, but I didn't. I also forgot to lock the door.

Anyway, we continued after we got back into my room, she'd already came, and I had just orgasmed myself. We were both lying on the bed naked, since I was too lazy to find a sheet.

Then I hear the door open suddenly, and my mom walks in. Sees us, but doesn't freak out too much. I just tell her to go away. I knew I was fucked anyway, so I decided I might as well get a few hours sleep with the girl. My mom left, for some reason. Didn't bother us for the rest of the night.

This caused a strained relationship between me and my mother, though, and was instrumental in driving me to leave her house.

My girfriends parents are muslim, therefore she's not realy allowed to be with blokes let alone have a bf. If they had caught us making out any number of times ( oh how careless we are) then she' get grounded for a few years and of course he'll kill me literally. My parents don't know that I'm going out with her either and we've had sex while they're in the house a few times so if we get caught they my dad will like ground me for a few months and try to have a go at my gf's father !

Almost got caught.

My first boyfriend and I were experimenting with bondage. He had my arms and legs tied to his mom's bed. (She was supposed to be staying with her boyfriend that weekend.) So there I was spread-eagle when we hear the keys in the door. He quickly untied me from the bed, threw my clothes at me and I rushed into the bathroom to finish getting untied and dressed. Whew! A close call.



Got Caught

Another boyfriend's dad walked in on us after we had finished. He told us both to get dressed and to come out. Once we were dressed his father very politely took me aside and apologized for his son's actions, but that he was not permitted to bring girls home to have sex and that he had no ill feelings toward me but was disappointed in his son for going against the rules of the house. I was flabbergasted, what a classy man. (Very handsome too.) I left and then later that day got a call from this boyfriend telling me he was kicked out of his house for that. Never saw him again either. Just as well.

Got caught by my uncle once it was preety funny. I was over at their house just chillin with my girlfriend. I didnt think anyone was home I often go to my cousins house and chill with out them there. So Iam there my gf and I got at it for a while shes being hella loud and shit. Then I here people coming home so we get dressed. My cousins come back and I ask them where is your dad he sais at in his room he didnt go with us.

He was at home the entire time and I didnt think to check cause there where no cars out side. I know he herd everything but he didnt say anything to me just looked really pissed when he got out of his room.

Public restroom, by her father.

Bedroom, by her mother.

I had a chance to talk with her father, and he was mad beyod beleif, but i had dated the girl for 8 years, so he was cool with it, TO AN EXTENT. He told me i could still date her, but if he caught us having sex again, he was going to cut my balls OFF.

she was laying spread eagle waiting for me, and her mom walked in.

I snuck into her room late at night, her dad caught us.

My dad caught us on the bed with her on top of me making out. He was smiling at me for the rest of the day.

My dad caught us having dirty sex. I got grounded, but i sence he was happy with me.

I was making out with a guy on his bed when his mom walked in. It was weird because she didn't even say anything to me or pay attention to me in any way. She just said something to him about something unrelated to the making out, and then walked away. I was freaked out, but he acted like it was totally normal for him. Weird shit. I guess we weren't doing anything too bad, but my parents would have sliced me up into pieces and fed me to the dog.

I was sleeping over this girl's house. Actually sleeping for a while, when we both awakened to a sound at the door, but we didn't try to hide or anything. We're naked and we both get a little hot, so we start making out under the sheets. I'm going down on her, when she makes a loud noise, prompting her mom to run in, look horrified, scream, and slam the door. We both stopped, shocked for minutes. I climbed back out the window, naked, said goodbye, naked, jumped from the balcony, half-naked, and slept in my car in the parking lot of a hospital.

Why do parents not want to thier children to have sex? I mean as long as your using protection and all that good stuff. Whats the problem? I think its a jealousy or control issue.

They don't want any accidents. Mostly, they don't want to have to take care and pay for your bastard child.

quote:Originally posted by Obiwanshinobi009:

Why do parents not want to thier children to have sex? I mean as long as your using protection and all that good stuff. Whats the problem? I think its a jealousy or control issue.



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This thread is great, no stupid flames or lame comments ( yet anyway ).

I havnt been caught before but my ex tricked me once. We took a shower together and suddenly we hear some sounds and we both thought it was her dad. She went out to check and told me her dad is here. I was scared shitless and wanted to jump out the window naked, so I put on my clothes ( while still wet ) then she told me she was JOKING!!!!

^ JESUS CHRIST, that's nothing to joke about.

I had a dad come home once while I had my penis firmly entrenched in his daughter.

It didn't help that this dad was a gun nut, and had a MASSIVE safe in the living room, along with a few pistols stashed around the house.

I managed to sneak out past him while he was busy in a back room drinking and reloading .30-06 cartridges.

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Awesome coupon. And, it's a control issue, plus they probably don't want grand kiddies running around.

I love how my parents send mixed signals: they want me to use protection, but not have sex. If they only knew...

My 16th birthday, drunk as a mother fucker, with my girlfriend at the time going at it on top. she was making so much noise i didnt happen to hear the front door open, nor the footsteps coming up the stairs, nor the bedroom door opening, and then my mum had to actually shout at us before we realised we were busted. kicked my bitch out the house, but strangely didnt say anything to me and the next day my girl came round and we finished the job. strange.

UNFORTUNATELY i am the parent

have 3 teenage lads all intent on making me a grandad before i turn forty.

the eldest (15) has already lost his cherry and the the middle offspring carries a pic of our own sweet JTMB(totst's hottest and sweetest bit of jailbait arse!) with him everywhere.

how would i react if i walked in on them ??

i don't know but i'd probably avert my gaze, tell them to desist and get dressed.

why should kids these days have it better than we did? they too can do it on the beach at night in winter with that -20 North Sea wind chill factor.

or in a mates yugo and damage their/her spine.

anyway the state of my kids rooms not even the most needy local bike would strip off in there without a broad spectrum anti biotic!

My daughter is too young to worry about this stuff yet and I'm not sure how I will handle this type of situation either.

with humour outcast-its the only way..

I dont know man... Having your sons do it is one thing, but a daughter... I'd kill the mother fucker that was with her.

Good thing I wont have to worry about this for another 20 or so years... since Im only 16.

^^ "daughters are God's punishment for us being male!"

quote:Originally posted by Optionryder420:

I dont know man... Having your sons do it is one thing, but a daughter... I'd kill the mother fucker that was with her.

Good thing I wont have to worry about this for another 20 or so years... since Im only 16.

Yeah. My parents were very naive whereas I won't be. (I wonder which is better.) I did some pretty crazy stuff when I was younger. Usually sober too.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

how would i react if i walked in on them ??

i don't know but i'd probably avert my gaze, tell them to desist and get dressed.

But WHY? I'm curious as to your reasoning. Why can you have sex and your kids not?

If they go about it responsibly, whats the problem?

Are all parents just control freaks?

mr self destruct i thought that i made it plain i was being slightly tongue in cheek.

but to be serious any sex my lads would have at the moment would almost certianly involve an underage girl whose parents could rightly press charges if i knowingly allowed the 'abuse' of their daughter under my roof.

well if think that if i had a boy i would make sure he had protection then tell him if hes to have sex in the house to do it his OWN bed!

if it was a girl id chop his balls off =]

i dunno why but id be stricter on a girl for this type of thing then a boy...

quote:Originally posted by Aer0^:

well if think that if i had a boy i would make sure he had protection then tell him if hes to have sex in the house to do it his OWN bed!

if it was a girl id chop his balls off =]

i dunno why but id be stricter on a girl for this type of thing then a boy...

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I dunno why... but I agree...

How i am gonna handle it: I will be very open with my children about it. If they need condoms, I will buy them. Hell, I'll just give them to them on a regular basis. I'd rather be open and okay than closed about it, and end up with a grandkid when the parent is 17.

You would probably be more strict about it with a girl because:

a) Girls are the ones that get pregnant and have to deal with the kids especially if the guy takes off

b) Girls that have sex at an early age and with multiple guys are seen as sluts, guys on the other hand are seen as good with the ladies.

c) You want to be in control.

d) All of the above