How in the world do they do it?

I can't even comprehend how this is possible, with the massive amounts of ass one would have to go through.

Still, the though intrigues me. How is this accomplished? Through her arching her back or something akin to that?

You hire dongzilla to do it for you.

I suppose so.

I'd have to subcontract it out to the negroes.

Yes you would.

I'm going to keep this thread alive untill it's deleted.

I was serious with my question, though. I'm amazed at how it's done. I don't think I could do it, and I'm well-endowed.

Well i guess you just spread the ass. You know what they say practice makes perfect, so just keep on bonein' them fat hos.

it works fine. the arse isn't actually in the way. think about how a woman is built.

and yes i do speak from experience

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

it works fine. the arse isn't actually in the way. think about how a woman is built.

and yes i do speak from experience

Yeah... hes right... sadly I know too, lets just say never do it... unless you really need the pussy... I did, and I wish I hadn't... I get harassed for it all the time.

Piggy porker!

if she has chosen to go to bed with you and is prepared to over look your imperfect body then why should her weight bother you?

only immature boys think that way.

men know that any women who makes them the gift of her cunny is beautiful!

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

if she has chosen to go to bed with you and is prepared to over look your imperfect body then why should her weight bother you?

only immature boys think that way.

men know that any women who makes them the gift of her cunny is beautiful!

I beg to differ! u must be one desperate man.. or a slut.. ive been come onto by dirty bitches plenty of times.. im not at all flattered.. BEAT THEM AWAY WITH STICKS! forget this metro-sexual shit!

first off i'm a bloke <A HREF="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v341/hortaschild/Picture_0045.jpg">http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v341/hortaschild/Picture_0045.jpg" width="90" height="90 (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v341/hortaschild/Picture_0045.jpg" width="90" height="90)</A>

secondly you've missed the point. perhaps i should have prefaced it with -if you've decided to bed her...

but once in bed then she is beautiful.

^ actually most girls are ugly with a sad body or pale skin with there gear off..

Wow this thread turned into Rabbi talking about how big his dick is.

Lol, it's sad to think that I could put 5 dollars down and bet he has never fucked without first roofying the bitch.

Just cause a girl is fat doesn't mean her ass is made of rocks, easily pushed aside.

Jesus, what a bunch of queers worrying about how your friend got more pussy and some good sex from a fat chick.

Holy shit, Jack, will you like, sign my copy of "Melancholy and the Infinite Sadness"?!

Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness... but I thought the same thing. I literally had to double take that picture.

Jacktech, you're going to get shit from everyone here, and I know you knew that before you posted. Good for you for actually being mature. You never know, someone may learn from you in the end....you always seem to give good advice.

But, Jack is right. You would have to find a girl with a really saggy and large backside to have it get in the way while having vaginal intercourse with her. Anal sex may be a whole nother ball game though.

sorry but i'm not up on modern music -the what and the mellon?? do i look like a lead singer or something?

quote:Originally posted by luckyphill:

^ actually most girls are ugly with a sad body or pale skin with there gear off..

I hope you don't spend too much time dwelling over their imperfections while their naked. Some girls are very self-concious about these things. I, for one, have light skin. For a while this somewhat bothered me, but then I realized my light skin comlimented me, and I ditched the tanning bed.

<A HREF="http://www.metroactive.com/papers/metro/09.09.99/gifs/armstrong-9936.jpg">http://www.metroactive.com/papers/metro/09.09.99/gifs/armstrong-9936.jpg" width="90" height="90 (http://www.metroactive.com/papers/metro/09.09.99/gifs/armstrong-9936.jpg" width="90" height="90)</A>

<A HREF="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v341/hortaschild/Picture_0045.jpg">http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v341/hortaschild/Picture_0045.jpg" width="90" height="90 (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v341/hortaschild/Picture_0045.jpg" width="90" height="90)</A>

Funny how you never see them about at the same time...



[This message has been edited by boobsy mcfirehazard (edited 08-04-2004).]

quote:Originally posted by Saline Colors:

I hope you don't spend too much time dwelling over their imperfections while their naked. Some girls are very self-concious about these things. I, for one, have light skin. For a while this somewhat bothered me, but then I realized my light skin comlimented me, and I ditched the tanning bed.



some light skin is nice,you sound nice, i just dont like the dissapointment sometimes how the clothes a girl wears makes her look hotter than she really is.

and i dont like pale skin with moles and blemishes everywhere.

no offence its just like how i dont like brussel sprouts.

And i can afford to be picky, so i will be.

btw for anyone interested: anal sex works fine with obese girls too!

quote:Originally posted by luckyphill:

^ actually most girls are ugly with a sad body or pale skin with there gear off..

No there not you fool, some girls look like shit with there clothes off, but most look alot better.

Anal sex is weird, the guy seems to have the mentality

''PIN 'ER DOWN AND GET HER GOOD BEFORE SHE RUNS AWAY!!!'

If only they put this much vigour into *normal*fucking. :\

ooh,jackketch looks vaguely scary, but attractive.

Why so angry?

*takes long cold shower*

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

first off i'm a bloke <A HREF="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v341/hortaschild/Picture_0045.jpg">http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v341/hortaschild/Picture_0045.jpg" width="90" height="90 (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v341/hortaschild/Picture_0045.jpg" width="90" height="90)</A>

I'd hit it.

quote:Originally posted by Optimus Prime:

I'd hit it.

Yeah, me too, right between the eyes.

You misunderstand. What I meant, is that I would take my penis and place it inside of his anus, and then thrust it in and out until I reach orgasm. It had nothing to do with a violent act.

quote:Originally posted by Optimus Prime:

I'd hit it.

I concur

[From a question I posted on another thread...but...from the looks of it you ain't that old Jack! ]

quote:Originally posted by Optimus Prime:

You misunderstand. What I meant, is that I would take my penis and place it inside of his anus, and then thrust it in and out until I reach orgasm. It had nothing to do with a violent act.

LOL! Looks like you're getting hit from both sides Jack.

ahhh yes its that damned animal magnetism of mine playing up again. i am irresistable to women (and some men!).

its probably my sparkling charm, personality and modesty...

/me waits for sarky comment from a stór or jeez

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

Anal sex is weird, the guy seems to have the mentality

''PIN 'ER DOWN AND GET HER GOOD BEFORE SHE RUNS AWAY!!!'

If only they put this much vigour into *normal*fucking. :\

ooh,jackketch looks vaguely scary, but attractive.

Why so angry?

*takes long cold shower*

well yoyo any girl who can wear snoopy knickers is definately 1)worth knowing and 2) out of my league

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

well yoyo any girl who can wear snoopy knickers is definately 1)worth knowing and 2) out of my league

oh and btw that was a pic of a happy jackketch!

this is my 'i've just eaten your puppy's beating heart and am now gonna kill your pert girlie little arse' face <A HREF="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v341/hortaschild/meoutside.jpg">http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v341/hortaschild/meoutside.jpg" width="90" height="90 (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v341/hortaschild/meoutside.jpg" width="90" height="90)</A>

Ok first off. You need to eat more fiber man. You look, "irregular" if ya know what I mean.

Second. I haven't said, "What's up?" To you in a while yoyo, "What's Up?"

Third. Fat chicks give good head. I've said it before and I'll say it again. Fat chicks give good head.

Now you look vaguely like Bruce Willis, Jack.

*dreamy sigh*



You know I think you're hot jack.

Fuck, infra said something hilarious!

quote:Originally posted by The_Rabbi:

How in the world do they do it?

I can't even comprehend how this is possible, with the massive amounts of ass one would have to go through.

Still, the though intrigues me. How is this accomplished? Through her arching her back or something akin to that?

* you spelled thought wrong, and you're a douche bag.

A douche bag for wondering the answer to a question I've never heard an answer to?

I've seen a fair bit of BBW porn. They don't nail them from the back too often.

quote:Originally posted by Lilly:

*dreamy sigh*



You know I think you're hot jack.

*kicks Lilly in the face*



Back off bitch, I saw him first!



KidKelko! Here, have some candy.



Jack, why do you think you're out of my league?!?!



Allthough I'm sad to say those Snoopy pants you mention were recently stolen by some Demonic pant stealer disguised as an innocent Raver.

New pants.(with same PS candy). (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/raveyoyo/fangirl.jpg)



[This message has been edited by yoyobek (edited 08-06-2004).]

Bah, he can't compete with my visage: <A HREF="http://members.cox.net/guinness_for_strength/kikey.jpg">http://members.cox.net/guinness_for_strength/kikey.jpg" width="90" height="90 (http://members.cox.net/guinness_for_strength/kikey.jpg" width="90" height="90)</A>



[This message has been edited by The_Rabbi (edited 08-06-2004).]

*rubs nose*

Damn Yoyo... that fucking hurt.

Besides, I'm married. Even if I think he's the hottest thing since... um... hell, it's not like I would do anything about it.

Silly.

Oh, and *kicks YoYo in the ovaries* that's for kicking me in the face.

Heh. You may have a bit of trouble finding those.



Perhaps we can come to some sort of agreement?

You can have Jack on even days and public holidays, I'll have him weekends and odd days.



Or how about a swap?

Meet my brother: <A HREF="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/raveyoyo/evilflufybaby.jpg">http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/raveyoyo/evilflufybaby.jpg" width="90" height="90 (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/raveyoyo/evilflufybaby.jpg" width="90" height="90)</A>

(The ugly one with black spiky hair)



He's sort of single and relatively drunken, young,hot and verile.

Just hand over the jack, and this whole situation can end now, and no one will get hurt.

Ugly?

Damn... if I weren't married, I'd hit it.

Tell you what, just send me pictures of your brother in... compromising situations, and you can have jack.

Deal?

nice knickers yoyo perhaps a pic of you in them?

yep jack 'the sad ol' perv' ketch rides again...

quote:Originally posted by luckyphill:

^ actually most girls are ugly with a sad body or pale skin with there gear off..

true, so learn to deal with it haha!

do her the normal way, if her as is big.. isnt it more comfortable? isnt that a good thing...

If they'v got a skinny waist you'll be fucking a bag of bones.

If theyre top heavy theyll be saggy and giving you black eyes.

-Obsessed

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

btw for anyone interested: anal sex works fine with obese girls too!

Ohh really?

That must be fun then.

-Obsessed

I'm going to have to stake my claim on Jack, that miserable oul anglo pervert.

And to cement it, I'm posting a picture of my undercrackers

<A HREF="http://www.huckleberryplums.com/IMAGES/PRODUCTS/3238%20BLOOMERS.JPG">http://www.huckleberryplums.com/IMAGES/PRODUCTS/3238%20BLOOMERS.JPG" width="90" height="90 (http://www.huckleberryplums.com/IMAGES/PRODUCTS/3238%20BLOOMERS.JPG" width="90" height="90)</A>

yes obsessed it was bloody good!

quote:Originally posted by Infrared:

Now you look vaguely like Bruce Willis, Jack.

i told him the same damn thing in IRC then i saw your post GET OUT OF MY HEAD DAMN YOU!!!!!

quote:Originally posted by boobsy mcfirehazard:

I'm going to have to stake my claim on Jack, that miserable oul anglo pervert.

And to cement it, I'm posting a picture of my undercrackers

&lt;A HREF="http://www.huckleberryplums.com/IMAGES/PRODUCTS/3238%20BLOOMERS.JPG"&gt; <A HREF="http://www.huckleberryplums.com/IMAGES/PRODUCTS/3238%20BLOOMERS.JPG">http://www.huckleberryplums.com/IMAGES/PRODUCTS/3238%20BLOOMERS.JPG" width="90" height="90 (http://www.huckleberryplums.com/IMAGES/PRODUCTS/3238%20BLOOMERS.JPG" width="90" height="90)</A> &lt;/A&gt;



yeah i'm sorry to have to be the cause of so much anguish to all my female totse fans but boobsy was there first and she's still the only one i write porn for!