But for the life of me I can't figure out how to go about doing it.

You......Are......A......Sick......Fuck......

You're not helping.

Find a sexy chick, then kill her. It's damn difficult to find a sexy cadaver. Ask a friend of yours to sneak into your house at night with the sexy dead chick. The friend should awaken you from your slumber using the dead chick. The friend must be very careful and not be seen so the illusion is not ruined. Because this is your fantasy, you should get hard quickly upon seeing the dead chick. The friend should then tie your hands to the bed (making it look like the dead chick is doing it) and proceed to slide your cock in the dead chick's dry pussy. It would have to be a very close friend

Are you a sexy chick?

You should try a more appropriate forum (http://www.bombshock.com/)...

I think this is going to take some work on your part, you'll need a good supply of wood, strong rope, super glue, your basic tools, good supply of alcohol, safety laser from garage door openers and a jackhammer, and most importantly a sexy dead chick. First take your lumber and build a basic rectangular stand about 8 feet high and 4 feet wide. Next rig the garage door laser infront of the stand so that it will be triggered by walking through it. Spread liberal amounts of super glue on the floor infront of the wood stand and perhaps on the adjoining walls aswell. Now for the most important part, using rope and nails, attach sexy dead chick to stand and position her rotting vagina so it is level with your penis. Now impale her with jackhammer straight into her anus. Finally hook the garage door laser to the jackhammer power so that the jackhammer turns on when the laser is tripped. Leave your house and consome massive amounts of alcohol, enough so that you loose your pants and forget about your project. Now when you arrive back into your dark house you will get get stuck in the super glue, while simultaneously tripping the laser, which in turn activates the sexy dead chick's humping action and sends her maggoting vagina straight towards your cock. Hopefully the neighbors will here and come to your rescue before you get too many disease and your dick falls off. CHEERS and GOOD LUCK

I hate dead chicks. They leave you with all the hard work.

quote:Originally posted by Trippy_McGee:

I hate dead chicks. They leave you with all the hard work.

Ain't that the truth.

I'de say your best bet is to get a job at the local morg. Hot dead bitch who died of say an overdose, so she's not all cut and shit. Then work late at night by yourself, fuck the hottie.

Well that's what works for me any way.

You can't rape the willing.

http://www.sexylosers.com/150.html

Try that for starters.

Be sure to check your local laws. Sex with a corpse is illegal in many states here in the USA. And I know it's important to you not to break the law.

Are you a sexy chick, cindy?

*grabs the lime*

you want HER to rape YOU? good luck with that.

Hmmm, I wonder how you are going to manage this amazing feat?

quote:Originally posted by Longshlong:

You......Are......A......Sick......Fuck......

You my friend are a sick preverted person. Have you seen a doctor latley cause i think your over due in the mental home.

trippy, im going to kill myself tonight for you.

I said a sexy dead chick.

Dead girls can't say no.

quote:Originally posted by darkwonders:

I think this is going to take some work on your part, you'll need a good supply of wood, strong rope, super glue, your basic tools, good supply of alcohol, safety laser from garage door openers and a jackhammer, and most importantly a sexy dead chick......

wow, I LOVE how much thought this guy put into this! not only did he come up with a funny solution, but in a sick, painful, overly complicated way, his idea kind of works.

u wanna get raped by a sexy dead chick. did u know that when your dead, shit like that can't happen, u've got to be alive, man. alive.

quote:Originally posted by darkwonders:

I think this is going to take some work on your part, you'll need a good supply of wood, strong rope, super glue, your basic tools, good supply of alcohol, safety laser from garage door openers and a jackhammer, and most importantly a sexy dead chick. First take your lumber and build a basic rectangular stand about 8 feet high and 4 feet wide. Next rig the garage door laser infront of the stand so that it will be triggered by walking through it. Spread liberal amounts of super glue on the floor infront of the wood stand and perhaps on the adjoining walls aswell. Now for the most important part, using rope and nails, attach sexy dead chick to stand and position her rotting vagina so it is level with your penis. Now impale her with jackhammer straight into her anus. Finally hook the garage door laser to the jackhammer power so that the jackhammer turns on when the laser is tripped. Leave your house and consome massive amounts of alcohol, enough so that you loose your pants and forget about your project. Now when you arrive back into your dark house you will get get stuck in the super glue, while simultaneously tripping the laser, which in turn activates the sexy dead chick's humping action and sends her maggoting vagina straight towards your cock. Hopefully the neighbors will here and come to your rescue before you get too many disease and your dick falls off. CHEERS and GOOD LUCK

Just wow. Thats got to be the funniest shit ever.