I hate it. It gets hard when you dont want it too and gets in the way. I hate it

So cut it off.

get ur penis shortened like girls do when their boobs get too big.

Yes, it is a pain in the ass. I hate when I get hard in a social situation.

It gets easier to control as you get older, but I am 22, and still have that problem.

I even look at my girl sometimes, and I get hard. She doesn't understand how strong the urge to have sex is for a man.

No woman does.

That's why almost all men have fucked some fat nasty bitch at some time or another.

You just want to fuck so bad.

My dad uses the term: "Any port in a storm"

indeed.

I heard that the male sex drive is 4 or 5 times stronger than the female's. Something like that anyway, I haven't had a lot of sleep recently, I hope it makes sense

I don't try to hide my erections, I flaunt the fact I can still achieve one to the old.

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If you eat lots of lemons (like 20). It will stay soft for like an hour (Even with naked women around).

I love waking up a friends house and you're asleep on the floor. You find his girl cleaning the house, you're having an erotic dream, and you wake up with a nice big woody trying to poke out of them pants and you have no blanket.

She had to of noticed... (this has happened to me several times including today)

quote:Originally posted by watchmeburn:

the male sex drive is 4 or 5 times stronger than the female's.

lets do it the real way, for this we shall write it in scientific notation:

26 <-- exponent

5x10

quote:Originally posted by stupid noob:

Yes, it is a pain in the ass.



Yes it certainly is, especially if you just jam it in.

quote:Originally posted by Stryker:

I love waking up a friends house and you're asleep on the floor. You find his girl cleaning the house, you're having an erotic dream, and you wake up with a nice big woody trying to poke out of them pants and you have no blanket.

She had to of noticed... (this has happened to me several times including today)

ahhh yes, the morning wood. it is so potent.

thats why u should crack one off there and then so it doesnt bother u for the rest of the day

quote:Originally posted by Wmupilot:

Yes it certainly is, especially if you just jam it in.

Nice I actually laughed out loud.

Just think of the most sexually repulsive thing you can,then ur boner will go away.Think of something like george bush in a thong or sumthing,that'll kill any hard on,

or think of ur grandma. . .ewww. . .

I envision a chair in my mind and my woody goes away,even with a girl on my lap bouncing around in drama class.

~pink panther~

quote:Originally posted by MrVitrol:

thats why u should crack one off there and then so it doesnt bother u for the rest of the day

Precisely. I see masturbation as a necessary part of a male's life to function properly as a member of society. If this oh-so-important ritual is not performed daily, all hell breaks loose. Radom hard-ons are everywhere and the poor fools can't think of anything but getting off. It's true. You know it is.

quote:Originally posted by watchmeburn:

I heard that the male sex drive is 4 or 5 times stronger than the female's. Something like that anyway, I haven't had a lot of sleep recently, I hope it makes sense

Sex drive is driven by testosterone, and males have 20 times the amount women do. Therefore, man's sex drive is 20 times stronger. Evil dick don't care about faces, evil dick likes warm wet places. No woman could ever comprehend a man's sex drive. How could a frog in a well comprehend the vastness of the ocean?

quote:Originally posted by Little Pea:

Precisely. I see masturbation as a necessary part of a male's life to function properly as a member of society. If this oh-so-important ritual is not performed daily, all hell breaks loose. Radom hard-ons are everywhere and the poor fools can't think of anything but getting off. It's true. You know it is.

That is so true its sad. It's horrible at school too, sitting in desk with a boner and then having to get up... I find that in pubilc, its a little easier to control, but then again I'm not as close and comfortable with my girl in public... But yeah, morning wood is great...

~Raven~

I think there are pescription drugs which will lower the amount of testosterone in your body, therefore you wont be hard as often and wont need to wank as often.

I think that if its bigger than most peoples, you want to show it off, maybe get a better chance with a girl

lol why don't you take some spironolactone AKA Anti-androgens. Hormone blockers. You'll stop having testosterone affecting your body...your dick won't get hard anymore and lots of other things..combine it with some estrogen and guess what, you're gonna start growing tits, your body hair gets finer, your fat starts to move from your male fat deposits to a females fat deposits, your skin gets softer, and guess what biotch, now you just gotta go have some surgery bcuz you are now a girl!

So which is it...boners all day, or be a woman?

Yeah we all love morning glory.. u young ones, u should try getting laid more.. solves all my problems! Solves the unexpected woods problems for a day or so..

i formatted my sex drive and installed linux....now i have total controll.

quote:Originally posted by WolfinSheepsClothing:

Sex drive is driven by testosterone, and males have 20 times the amount women do. Therefore, man's sex drive is 20 times stronger. Evil dick don't care about faces, evil dick likes warm wet places. No woman could ever comprehend a man's sex drive. How could a frog in a well comprehend the vastness of the ocean?

Now wait a minute here. How do you know the extent (or depth) of a woman's sex drive? Simply because their arousal is not visual? How much testosterone does it take, btw?



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quote:Originally posted by Gala:

I don't try to hide my erections, I flaunt the fact I can still achieve one to the old.

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that made me laugh so hard... im still laughing.... aahhaha

quote:Originally posted by l33t_looser:

i formatted my sex drive and installed linux....now i have total controll.

So now you only have a floppy?

~pink panther~

omg u double poster!!! lmao but yea...very floppy. i tried to install viagra 1.02 but that didnt work, i got some "disk corrupt error"

quote:Originally posted by stupid noob:

She doesn't understand how strong the urge to have sex is for a man.

No woman does.



your an idiot

ladies i have an 11" penis... Around. Think about it

quote:Originally posted by sexc_man:

ladies i have an 11" penis... Around. Think about it



well you dont have to scare us like that

get outta here with that

would that make it 11" in diameter, or are u sayin u just have one around? like in a drawer...

quote:Originally posted by Miri:

your an idiot

No, you're an idiot.

I enjoy when my dicks get rock hard for no reason in public. When chicks notice ,it gets even more rock hard...lol I read stories about Jim Morrison being able to get hard on's at a moments notice. lol I'm imfamous.

You should just kill yourself dude. Listen, I've been where you are and let me tell you, it only gets worse. Anti-depressants won't help you either, you are already at the end of your rope so why make yourself suffer any more than is necessary. I wanted to kill myself , but I pussied out and now I have to live with that for the rest of my life. No one should live life as a coward. Suicide is the brave thing to do. However, don't do it by cutting (too much opportunity for it to become an "attempted" suicde), use a gun or a noose or a sword. Yes, a sword is the best way to end one's life, and a most honourable one. Simply stab yourself through the heart, it will be fairly painless (and quick). You appear to have run out of options, and I hope you maake the right decision. No person at your age should force themselves to suffer, when all the agony (and ecstacy) can be ended with a good blade. Now, I'm not saying I want you to end your life, but I do feel that it would be the best decision for a person in your situation to make. No one will think less of you if you do it, and you won't even care... because you'll be dead. Don't be a coward, do the right thing (and use a sword if possible).

we had a sex ed class at skool for 3 weeks..

think of somethin' boring and it should make it less noticable or go away....by the way its called an...ERETION dumass

quote:Originally posted by Gala:

I don't try to hide my erections, I flaunt the fact I can still achieve one to the old.

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God, you're such a fucking twat. Yes, I only bothered to open this thread today, and here's what I find. You'll probably never read this - but it's worth a go. What was with that "Battle of the Babes" thread you made and you claimed to be the blonde one? What the fuck, do you want to be a girl, or something? Explain it to me, because right now you're comming across as the biggest moron known to mankind.