My friend told me a story about his cousin who was in the navy.

anyways, this dude goes to a bar with some of his navy friends. their pretty smashed after a little while and a few drinks. and my friends cousin decides to pick up this chick whose about 18 years older than he is (about 38-39) and very unattractive. anyways she ends up being interesting in our navy friend after all. she takes him back to her apartment and they start to have sex. whilst fucking, the woman takes anal beads out of her bedside table drawer and tells our navy friend "i want you to use these on me." now, when you use anal beads as they're intended you insert them into your partner's asshole, then you proceed to SLOWLY pull them out so as to make a light popping sound... pop...pop...pop...pop...

so our friend inserts the beads and JERKS THEM OUT in one fast motion...

POP-POP-POP-POP-POP-POP

the woman then shits all over our friend and their little love nest. the navy man is so freaked out, he just puts his clothes on and leaves.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

That was some funny shit...No pun intended!

haha! good laugh.

Ahh yeah. Good ol drunken sailor stories.

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LMFAO holy shit that was funny

wow.

IN THE NA-VY!...

quote:Originally posted by Infrared:

IN THE NA-VY!...

LOL could only happen there...