Any comments, suggestions, flames, stories, etc?

Your lack of detail makes it seem you haven't thought this out very well.

quote:Originally posted by fick_dich:

Any comments, suggestions, flames, stories, etc?





heres a comment, why you fucking retard why

quote:Originally posted by deadlycindy:

Your lack of detail makes it seem you haven't thought this out very well.

You are right. That is why I said "Thinking" as in still in the process of thought. I think. What do you think?

I suggest that you jerk off a few times, and all your sexual feelings will fade away... along with your man juice.

quote:Originally posted by fick_dich:

...What do you think?

I think you should think carefully about the kind of people that pay money to a man for sex: other men (usually much older) and, on occasion, old women.

Wax dat ass bitch.

Cindys right. dont think you're just going to be getting hot girls calling you to pay to have sex with them. it'll be all the gross creepy girls who, for whatever reson, cant get any on thier own. I'd say your best bet would be to actually contact a real one and ask him anything you want to know.

My father used to do it when he was a little older than I am now. Does this prove the genetic theory?

I wouldnt do it if I were you 'cos you WILL have to fuck ugly freaks with crusty poonanerz. They will be so ugly that you wont even be able to get an erection.

*looks at fick_dich* Nope I wouldnt do that Have you even had sex before?

[This message has been edited by YOUBITME (edited 08-01-2004).]

Someone I know wanted to be a Gigolo for an escort service. He had to audition by jacking off in front of about 8 people and be recorded. If you want to get paid for sex, Go jack off and then rob a bank.

Ehh, all my angst and emotion aside, I'd probably fuck a good-looking chick for enough cash.

but would you fuck a not-so good looking guy? Or better(????) yet would you have a not so small guy stick it in your butt?

quote:Originally posted by YOUBITME:

*looks at fick_dich* Nope I wouldnt do that Have you even had sex before?

[This message has been edited by YOUBITME (edited 08-01-2004).]

Yes, I have had sex before, I believe I am pretty good at it too. The way my penis is shaped makes it so easy to hit the "magical button" which leaves my women's whole bodies jerk as if they have just been shocked by electricity four of five times. Their eyes are always twinkling and dazed afterward too, which makes me feel great.

I'm going to laugh when you get aids.

here is some advice-

If you are planning on doing this, make sure you double bag it. If you happen to get a discustingly ugly girl with a "crusty poonanerz" as wangster puts, use the magical sex bag. and finally if you happen to get a guy who wants to introduce your asshole to his penis...well fuck you i don't kno what to say to you on this one. well good luck on your quest to whatever.

quote:Originally posted by stiletto:

If you are planning on doing this, make sure you double bag it.

BAD IDEA! The friction will make them break. That's a bad shoe!

quote:Originally posted by D Krunk:

BAD IDEA! The friction will make them break. That's a bad shoe!

I concur. Bad, bad, bad, bad idea and bad boy for porking Granny for some extra special allowance.

quote:Originally posted by D Krunk:

BAD IDEA! The friction will make them break. That's a bad shoe!

fucktard it's the switch blabe you kno an italian stiletto, not the shoe. and if they will break then use a shower cap or somthing.

Yes, I have had sex before, I believe I am pretty good at it too. The way my penis is shaped makes it so easy to hit the "magical button" which leaves my women's whole bodies jerk as if they have just been shocked by electricity four of five times. Their eyes are always twinkling and dazed afterward too, which makes me feel great.

Well, that magic button was probably put there by the manufacturing company. I'm not sure whether that whole "jerking" thing was intended, but maybe that's the doll's battery shortcircuiting.



[This message has been edited by Mike Dogg (edited 08-02-2004).]

quote:Originally posted by Mike Dogg:

Yes, I have had sex before, I believe I am pretty good at it too. The way my penis is shaped makes it so easy to hit the "magical button" which leaves my women's whole bodies jerk as if they have just been shocked by electricity four of five times. Their eyes are always twinkling and dazed afterward too, which makes me feel great.

Well, that magic button was probably put there by the manufacturing company. I'm not sure whether that whole "jerking" thing was intended, but maybe that's the doll's battery shortcircuiting.

[This message has been edited by Mike Dogg (edited 08-02-2004).]

hahahaha maybe it was a betsey wetsey doll.

With all due respect...

I question your motives as Your own thoughts or ideas were or are not present or lacking in your primary post. You are more interested in reactions and responses as you seem perfectly willing to do just that without first putting yourself out on the line of fine. I would find it hard to believe you would do anything different in real life. As a male escort you are forced to be always in the line of fire as you and your physical "look" is what primarily draws interest. You can look good and say three words (or in your case none at all) and that "look" turns into straight stupid. You havent the slightest idea what this life style entails as your idea of "tallent" is based soley on the shape of your penis. I doubt you know what the word translates. Look it up you will be surprised I am sure. Lastly, and to start your education on a path I think would be beneficial. Companionship... that is what most, most not all but most clients are so lacking in there lives. They may have the world by the tail, but they would gladly trade most of it for just some sincere attention. (kinda like you, and your reason for posting like you did) Of course, this is only my opinion ... I could be wrong. Good luck.

quote:Originally posted by Frankenstein:

With all due respect...

I question your motives as Your own thoughts or ideas were or are not present or lacking in your primary post. You are more interested in reactions and responses as you seem perfectly willing to do just that without first putting yourself out on the line of fine. I would find it hard to believe you would do anything different in real life. As a male escort you are forced to be always in the line of fire as you and your physical "look" is what primarily draws interest. You can look good and say three words (or in your case none at all) and that "look" turns into straight stupid. You havent the slightest idea what this life style entails as your idea of "tallent" is based soley on the shape of your penis. I doubt you know what the word translates. Look it up you will be surprised I am sure. Lastly, and to start your education on a path I think would be beneficial. Companionship... that is what most, most not all but most clients are so lacking in there lives. They may have the world by the tail, but they would gladly trade most of it for just some sincere attention. (kinda like you, and your reason for posting like you did) Of course, this is only my opinion ... I could be wrong. Good luck. I understand what you are saying. As for my previous post, that was only the sexual part of what I am still concidering. Someone asked so I thought I would answer. You are right about the companionship part. Why else would a woman pay for a man for a night? It is usually because they are very lonely, they just got out of a bad relationship, and need someone to be around, or they just feel so insecure about themselves that they feel an escort is the only option. Women like that are everywhere. That is why I feel there is alot of money involved here. As for the "look", as long as the guy is not fat and bald, and totally disgusting there is no reason for the women to be so superficial, I am not saying that it will not help to keep looking as good as you possibly can, I am just saying that is not all that these women are looking for. As for "tallent", maybe you should look that one up, for you do not know how to spell it. With all due respect...

my brother actually had this job a while ago.

He got into the industry by being a driver for the most expensive brothel in my city.

He was apparently talented in the fucking depatment and good looking with a nice car and well dressed.

Business women paid to date or sometimes fuck him when they were in town ussually on a business trip.

He said itruined the joy of sex and some women wereactually married so he quit and got a real job.

If you dont have good looks, talent in bed, a nice car, classy clothes and a cool attitude you will be stuck fucking leppers.

quote:Originally posted by Wmupilot:

but would you fuck a not-so good looking guy? Or better(????) yet would you have a not so small guy stick it in your butt?Um, no. I don't think I would.

quote:Originally posted by luckyphill:

my brother actually had this job a while ago.

He got into the industry by being a driver for the most expensive brothel in my city.

He was apparently talented in the fucking depatment and good looking with a nice car and well dressed.

Business women paid to date or sometimes fuck him when they were in town ussually on a business trip.

He said itruined the joy of sex and some women wereactually married so he quit and got a real job.

If you dont have good looks, talent in bed, a nice car, classy clothes and a cool attitude you will be stuck fucking leppers.

lets see...good looks...ahh not bad, talent in bed..well of course...classy clothes? Definitely. Cool attitude, I'd say so. Awesome car! DEFINITELY. YES! I think women should pay me to have sex with me just because my car ROCKS