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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2004-08-01, 02:56
Virus666 Virus666 is offline
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Default I got a funny question for the ladys...

My buddy here is curious about something....Ill make it short and simple.

He wants to know if girls masturbate as much as guys. And if you want to go in to detail describe how/with what/and so on. No need for that part but it would be appreciated thanks.
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Old 2004-08-01, 03:59
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I'm not a chick, but less women masturabte than men. At least the is the common theory. I am sure that there are already threads about it.
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Old 2004-08-01, 04:09
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YOU really are a stupid fuckbrain!!!
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Old 2004-08-01, 04:13
Virus666 Virus666 is offline
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^^lmao i was expecting some comments like that. Such a stupid question but buddy dont believe anything i say so lets prove it for him
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Old 2004-08-01, 04:19
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quote:Originally posted by Virus666:

^^lmao i was expecting some comments like that. Such a stupid question but buddy dont believe anything i say so lets prove it for him

how about you and your buddy go have a fuck off contest to see who cums first
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Old 2004-08-01, 04:28
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Sounds good you joining 2? lmao
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Old 2004-08-01, 04:29
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quote:Originally posted by Virus666:

Sounds good you joining 2? lmao



yeah because your mothers the one were cumming on fuckbag
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Old 2004-08-01, 04:47
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Righto! I hope you have a jolly good time sapping my man juice up off of her u sick fuck haah.....can we get back on subject?
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Old 2004-08-01, 04:50
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Default Re: I got a funny question for the ladys...

Girls masturbate. Although not as frequently as guys. And not as many girls do as guys.
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Old 2004-08-01, 04:53
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electron and virus read the fucken thread on the first page about noobs. you stupid cockgobblers
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Old 2004-08-01, 05:40
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This thread is fucking stupid!
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Old 2004-08-01, 07:13
Infrared Infrared is offline
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Just as much, if not fucking more, and any lady who contests that is either lying, cloistered or sexually-repressed.

And they're called WIMMENS, not "Ladys". Baka!!
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Old 2004-08-01, 07:46
Miki Miki is offline
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^Why lie? Bleedthrough's right.

Masturbation is fun.
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Old 2004-08-01, 08:00
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so, any girls going to post and answer the question? and telling how you do it would be very nice. =)
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Old 2004-08-01, 08:09
midgeymonkey2 midgeymonkey2 is offline
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electron,stfu.all you do is prance anround acting superior and flaming cunts.how about actually being useful for once,dickhead.
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Old 2004-08-01, 09:00
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quote:Originally posted by Firecracker:

so, any girls going to post and answer the question? and telling how you do it would be very nice. =)

I'm a girl. Do I count?
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Old 2004-08-01, 09:06
GlitterPunk112358 GlitterPunk112358 is offline
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I don't know how often guys masturbate, so I don't know if I do it more or less than most. I would guess about the same. But every girl goes at least 5 days a month without masturbating. Unless she's a fuckin freak
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Old 2004-08-01, 12:24
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All the women I know masturbate almost as much as I do, and I masturbate a HELL of a lot.
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Old 2004-08-01, 13:43
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haha sorry about the gay ass bickering back inforth between me and electron. Anyways anybody got details?! lmao
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Old 2004-08-01, 14:11
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quote:Originally posted by Virus666:

haha sorry about the gay ass bickering back inforth between me and electron. Anyways anybody got details?! lmao

You are a sick fuck.
 #21 
Old 2004-08-01, 14:41
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You know what..yea i am but im not talkin about Men details. Talkzin about the women details
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Old 2004-08-01, 15:24
Delnario Delnario is offline
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quote:My buddy here is curious about something....Ill make it short and simple.

You and "ur buddy" need to grow da fuck up.. why are u ashamed to say "hey, i wanna know if u chicks masturbate as much as me" The chances are no one does.. fuck ur 12 y/o foreplay.. go out.. get a girlfriend and ask her to show u how she does it.
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Old 2004-08-01, 16:39
SARDONICPILLOW SARDONICPILLOW is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Virus666:

You know what..yea i am but im not talkin about Men details. Talkzin about the women details

anyone else getting the impression this guy is some horny loser who is hopeing to have some girls go into details about it so he can masturbate to some pathetic fantacies?

you're on the internet, there's lots of porn here
 #24 
Old 2004-08-01, 17:13
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If i wanted to spank off id look at porn lol. Fuck the details thats a joke Just simple yes or no is all thats needed not Hardcore in depth shit. And well true my buddy is only 15 im 17 i know damn well they do but he doesnt believe me So im just askin for your yes or no's. not they gay flaming shit...

^^ ofcourse somebody is gonna b lame and hate on that ha fuckers
 #25 
Old 2004-08-01, 19:01
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Default Re: I got a funny question for the ladys...

Ya I masturbate more then any guy I know.

There was this one time I was really horny. So I got out my trusty dildo. I like to pretend itÂ’s your cock. First I put your cock in my mouth. Mmm I love the taste of your sweaty dick. Then I take it and rub it all over my cunt. Now that I'm all wet I slowly put your meat inside me. You move in and out of my cunt and then a huge orgasm rushes trough my body and I squirt everywhere.

Enough detail for you?
 #26 
Old 2004-08-01, 19:48
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lmao that was funny shit
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Old 2004-08-01, 19:50
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[shameless bragging] And who nailed the answer right on the spot? Uncle Infrafuckingred did, that's who. Uh. Or something. Fucking rappers.

Mostly joking here, but I do like it when I'm right about things. Hey, I'm being honest.
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Old 2004-08-01, 21:16
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I asked my gurl friend and all her friends on the subject u ass holes are argueing about because none of u can get laid so here u go gurls masturate on average of once a week most of the time they do it diffent then guys they dont mastubate to get orgasims they just do it cause there bored unelss there some horny slut... lik uyr moms
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Old 2004-08-01, 21:44
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^^Nice lmao
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Old 2004-08-02, 04:09
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quote:Originally posted by SwordChucks:

I asked my gurl friend

What's a 'gurl friend'?

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Uncle Infrafuckingred

I'm going to call you that now. .

No, actually, it's too long. Nevermind. Oh, and why'd you switch back to Infrared? Got bored?
 #31 
Old 2004-08-02, 07:56
SwordChucks SwordChucks is offline
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Default Re: I got a funny question for the ladys...

Timmy wrote that up there, he cannot spell wortha hell, and hes kinda stupid. anyways. My 2 cents is that girls do masturbate almost as much as guys, i know a girl that does moreso then me.

but shes bisexual and so horny she would ride the shit outta Nick burns(the company computer guy). now, to get a look into the subject, girls masturbate almost as much as men, but, men talk about it more. Women are more mature then us and dont feel the need to talk about it with freinds, plus women dont usually start until after they've been fucked a couple times... reason being they want to stay tight and are scared to put large objects in there.

on frequency, id say about half as much as most men do, but i bet they cum 4 times as much, women are allowed to gift of multiple orgasms, men arent. Women have dildos, cucumbers, any phallus shaped object would work. we have our hand and lotion. most women dont get off unless they're doing it themselves or emotionally attached to the guy.

and tim's 'gurlfreind' isnt a well renouned source... just to let you know...

Edit: Men talk about it more for a reason, the inability to get multiple orgasmsmakes a man cumming twice in a day seem like a large feat... altho i can go about.... 15 times in 1 day... if ud let me....

[This message has been edited by SwordChucks (edited 08-02-2004).]
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Old 2004-08-02, 14:14
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quote:Originally posted by jojabr:

What's a 'gurl friend'?



Uncle InfrafuckINGRED

I'm going to call you that now. .

No, actually, it's too long. Nevermind. Oh, and why'd you switch back to Infrared? Got bored?

Too long?...just call call him Ingred!
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Old 2004-08-02, 16:20
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quote:Originally posted by GlitterPunk112358:

I don't know how often guys masturbate, so I don't know if I do it more or less than most. I would guess about the same. But every girl goes at least 5 days a month without masturbating. Unless she's a fuckin freak

your always so broad minded aren't you, they're freaks just because they're more horny then you?

and ohw, yes there are females who masturbate more than most men (know at least two who masturbate at least 3 times a day wich is more than i do) but the majority does it a whole lot less
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Old 2004-08-02, 18:14
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Thats so much spankin off
 
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