I have a friend that is a few years younger than me that I have played paintball with in the past. Today, I met his most-talked-about gurlfriend at the lake. She is very hot and about 2 years older than him. I guess what I need to know is how to steal her from him. They have broken up over 10 times and she seemed to be coming on to me. I played along and acted my charming self to see what would happen and I think she would prefer me over him. Throw in your $0.02.

If they are still together leave it be. Go for it when they break up. If you try why they are still together you are a fucking cock blocker.

If you've got such a charming self, you don't need our advice to help you stab your friend in the back.

Damn is your name Ray by any chance.

woman is not one truly complete girlfriend in the circumstances woman would deception completely easily completely special

first you need to learn how to spell "girl"

I get the feeling that getting her would be pretty easy. Same for the next guy who nabs her from you. Some girls have the hots for one particular kind of guy: the next one around the corner.

Don't be an asshole, find your own girl.

Chances are, in a relationship with you she'll come on to other guys. She's tried to cheat before, she'll try and cheat again. Maybe she's just going with you because you're there and just feels trapped in a relationship with him.

kill him at the lake then take his girl!!!

this girl could really be a guy because only fags go to lakes to hook up

put on a mask and get a knife. then when you see her walking alone sneak up behind her grab her by the neck and dont forget to cover her mouth to keap her from screaming put the knife to her kneck for intimidation and so she knows if she tries to run your gona slice and dice her ass. then drag her away to a dark spot possibly a ally or a construction sight or something then smack her a few times. rip her pants off the procede to fuck the shit out of her.

Don't be a fucking dishonorable bag of shit. And don't give me any "All's fair in love and war" shit, either - Come back to me after you have your teeth punched down your neck for telling her boyfriend that. The only time stealing someone is acceptable is if A: He's a fucking prick who wronged you bigtime (even though it's wrong to exploit an innocent person like his girlfriend to do it), or B: If he's wronged/wronging HER. Even then, it's dicey.

As I said: Don't be a dishonorable bag of shit. Find another one.

dude, dont listen to them

shes two years older than him, she made some chemistry between ya...go for the kill man. Kill i mean go for the one hitter quiter!

you dont need a relationship with her, just enjoy the pleasure of sex with her

if her bf finds out so what! just tell him she came onto you, and call her a whoring slut bag!

True dat dont listen to them go for it. Infact if she comes on to you tell your friend and then tell him that you will fuck her for him and then you can both dump her.

Or even funnier fuck her then cum in her mouth and next time you see your friend kiss her just start laughing like crazy.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Crowley

grow some fuckin balls and go look for a single chick.Just because you cant get a girl on your own, doesnt mean you should take some guy's gf.

you're a piece of shit.

XTC.

Seriously man, its cowardly to try and steal someones significant other. There are other girls out there.

why is everyone missing the point here, shes the slut bag looking at him with her lusty eyes!

This guy is just trying to get alittle action, no reason to hate him!

So GO FOR IN FOR THE KILL, then kick his ass in paintball!

So fucking what if she's looking at him? That's because women are Jezebels. No offense; I mean, they're just hardwired that way, just as we're "hard"wired (/grin) to mindlessly relegate ourselves to a slavelike state at their behest.

"Bros before hos", if you will. Two guys shouldn't skin each other over a goddamn sack of bones with tits. Shut up: Feminazis. A man should never come between two soul sistahs, either.

quote:Originally posted by Crowley'sAprentice:

I have a friend that is a few years younger than me that I have played paintball with in the past. Today, I met his most-talked-about gurlfriend at the lake. She is very hot and about 2 years older than him. I guess what I need to know is how to steal her from him. They have broken up over 10 times and she seemed to be coming on to me. I played along and acted my charming self to see what would happen and I think she would prefer me over him. Throw in your $0.02.

Interesting.. So.. you want to steal your friends g/f from him, for yourself. Ok, I can understand you're a backstabbing asshole who needs to die. So, I want you to sit back, think, and then explain to me why you deserve to have either of those to people ever talk to you again, let alone date one of them.

Give her the most incredible orgasm of her life (use force if and when needed).

quote:Originally posted by ekrubnerraw:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I would really have chosen another nick, if I had been you.

quote:Originally posted by DJ XTC:

Crowley

grow some fuckin balls and go look for a single chick.Just because you cant get a girl on your own, doesnt mean you should take some guy's gf.

you're a piece of shit.

XTC.

He's not Crowley. He just sees himself as Crowley's apprentice. I wonder what Crowley would say though.

anyway the Real Crowley

probably would have bitch-slapped him.

xtc

If you are his best mate then it's very easy. If your just good mates its pointless, worth too much effort to go for her instead of say, any of the other 3.2 billion girls in the world.

Infra, your just pissed because u had some problems in the past, and i know you mean best, but, give up, if one guys better then another to a girl she will leave one for the other. Its whatever makes her happier, and thats her decision, women arent an object, they cant be 'stolen'

Actively persueing to take the happiness of another (especially your friend) is the work of a schmuck. Find your own happiness. Because whether you realize it or not, that's what you're doing. You think it will make you happy to fuck this girl, and it seems that you think it will make you even happier if your friend becomes unhappy because of it.

Best case scenario for you: She'll fuck him at least once after you fucked her, probably a lot more then once.

But that's just best case, more then likely she'll either not fuck you at all or once regret tell her man then you loose 2 friends and maybe gain an ass-whuppin'.

If you're that damn desperate go to the city and find a hooker man.

cut his brake lines and "comfort" her at the funeral!

Its not desperate and its not immature, if she likes him moe she'll like him, women arent object, you know.

If you were my "friend" or as you call those who you backstab, I would kick the shit out of you... twice. Go find you own girlfriend you lazy piece of shit.