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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2004-07-31, 06:47
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Das Troll 
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am i a dumb ass or am i not a dumb ass?
ok heres the deal. i knew this girl from school a while back and she startes talking to me online. now its time to give a weather report
its 2am, raining, my car is broke and i only have a motor cycle. she wants me to drive 20 min to get her and bring her back to my house for a back rub. now the question is, what do you think she really wanted?
i had previous bad experiences with a chick wanting a back rub at the dead of night then fucking ditching me after it was done so i did NOTHING except a back rub. which brings me to my final point. am i a moron for not trying anything? its ok you can say im a moron if thats what you think i am.
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#2
 2004-07-31, 06:57
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Infrared 
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Re: am i a dumb ass or am i not a dumb ass?
I didn't bother reading your thread, but yes, you're indeed a dumbass.
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#3
 2004-07-31, 07:22
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Das Troll 
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Re: am i a dumb ass or am i not a dumb ass?
oh sorry infra, i didnt post anything about drugs or whine about how much my life sucks. i guess i have other things to think about.
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#4
 2004-07-31, 07:23
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Re: am i a dumb ass or am i not a dumb ass?
if its not the same girl go for it, you might aswell try to suceed one time.
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#5
 2004-07-31, 07:34
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Re: am i a dumb ass or am i not a dumb ass?
no dont do it!
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#6
 2004-07-31, 07:42
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WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Re: am i a dumb ass or am i not a dumb ass?
In my experience with this, which is half lacking, I can say, don't bother. This is as far as my experience goes, because I can't tell you what happens when you do go break your back to give some girl a massage. Either get to that "playing with each other" stage in the conventional manner or tell the bitch to fudge off. Would you expect a girl to come across town to give you a massage just because you asked? Don't be controlled by her... this is where she will tell you to leave then phone you next week for another back rub and maybe a hug for you.
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#7
 2004-07-31, 07:51
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hardtown, hardstate, hardnation
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Re: am i a dumb ass or am i not a dumb ass?
You're a dumbass if you decide to ride a motorcycle in the rain.
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#8
 2004-07-31, 07:56
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Grammar_Whore 
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Re: am i a dumb ass or am i not a dumb ass?
quote:
bring her back to my house
call her a cab
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#9
 2004-07-31, 08:25
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Electron 
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Re: am i a dumb ass or am i not a dumb ass?
your a dumbass, dumbass
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#10
 2004-07-31, 10:49
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Re: am i a dumb ass or am i not a dumb ass?
with a backrub you always have to get them fully unclothed (i mean how else can you give a good backrub) and descend
anywayz, yes your a dumbass a probably missed a good chance to get laid
ohw and das troll is right.......go away you bleedinthrough infrared
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#11
 2004-07-31, 12:00
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decomfuk 
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Re: am i a dumb ass or am i not a dumb ass?
If her offer still stands as of your post, just ask yourself is it worth the effort. If it's not then who gives a fuck nothing lost, nothing gained. If she is worth the effort, go for it! If you don't get any, that’s to bad but at least you made an effort. Call her a cab if she is the kind of girl that just wants to fuck. If she’s the kind of girl that wants a little bit of emotional attachment before sex go pick her up on your bike.
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#12
 2004-07-31, 17:54
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Re: am i a dumb ass or am i not a dumb ass?
Fuck it dude...If she wanted a back rub so damn bad then she should have made her own way to yours!
But then again, I'd bet my bollocks she wanted a little more than a back rub!
Seriously dude...You ain't a dumbass...If you've been screwed over that way before then you have a good reason for not going to all that trouble to get her over to yours.
Also sex isn't the be-all and end-all to life...I haven't had a bunk up since March and if a chick asked me to leave the house at 2AM, ride a motorbike for 20 minutes in potentially hazardous conditions, ride her back and possibly get some action...I'd forget it and watch TV!
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#13
 2004-07-31, 18:02
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RabidGeneral 
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Re: am i a dumb ass or am i not a dumb ass?
quote:Originally posted by Das Troll:
oh sorry infra, i didnt post anything about drugs or whine about how much my life sucks. i guess i have other things to think about.
I love you.
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#14
 2004-07-31, 21:18
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Scareface 
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Re: am i a dumb ass or am i not a dumb ass?
I vote dumbass.
Dude backrub = sex you just didnt do it right last time.
She rubs your back you rub hers then you rub her thighs then a little butt message for her and shes ready for your swollen member. If a girl wants a massage she wants sex or at least some play.
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