Check yourself here:

http://www.sexualrecords.com/WSRaverages.html

That brought surprisingly good news to me.

6 inches, is that it?????

And someone please kill me before im 70, A 71 year olds average erection time in minutes is 0.00 seconds!!!!!!!!!

Whoa. That just scared the hell out of me. ...the average dude blows his load after two minutes as I sit there completely unsatisfied? How did anyone just burn 100 calories? I'm confused... must have read something wrong

quote:Average Coitus Calorie Expenditure

100 calories, at a rate of 6 per minute (Meaning, if you work out the equations, you're expending the equivalent of 419 Watts. If only there were some way of harvesting all that energy…)

who ever wrote this artical was thinking of the matrix... although does have a good point.

(Do your part to resolve the engery crisis!)

Wow, there are a few stats in there that i blow away

Thanks for the confidence boost, cindy!

quote:Originally posted by GlitterPunk112358:

Whoa. That just scared the hell out of me. ...the average dude blows his load after two minutes as I sit there completely unsatisfied?

quote:"may be most unsatisfactory to a wife who is inhibited or natively low in response."

lol

Nothing I didn't know already, but a nice way to kill some time while I munch my left-over pizza.

Average depth of the vagina - 3 to 6 inches.

http://nawtythings.com/vagina.html

Cindy's link says average penis size is 6.21 inches.... so in conclusion, the average guy with the average girl is going to "bottom out" every time!

my sperm apparently travels faster than my motorbike- does this mean that if i somehow masturbated while driving the bike i wouldnt hit it for a second?

Heh. All things considered, having a bigger-than-average meatstick is fun. And indeed, I've banged a cervix or two in my time. I'm not John Holmes, but I've got some heat. I have abundant thickness going for me, more than length.

Why do I feel better after reading that???

Wow...I win!

am i the only one that sucks at this

quote:Originally posted by chuckNrambo +:

am i the only one that sucks at this

Negative.

quote:Originally posted by elf:

Negative.

Most areas yes, some no, some past yes.

Lets just say I'm happy the way I am... and the women are too.

I'm above average for most of those things.

My knob length is average.

I'm happy with that!

Not the meat, it's the motion. Lol I'm 14 and I'm above average for a few specific stats.

EDIT: Of course, my internet penis is ten inches long with a five inch circumference.

[This message has been edited by The_Reckoning (edited 07-31-2004).]

Are these averages world wide or just America?

What a depressing set of statistics.

I've got nothing to look forward to as I enter old age. I hope Viagra's still around.

"Average erection time" seems to peak in the 21-25 age range, then it's downhill from there. Except a little spike in the 56-60 age range. Interesting.

Feel free to check out the whole site, though: http://www.sexualrecords.com

Hmm this website could be a little shifty. The last time it was updated was 2003.

quote:Originally posted by deadlycindy:

"Average erection time" seems to peak in the 21-25 age range, then it's downhill from there. Except a little spike in the 56-60 age range. Interesting.



maybe thats becasue when they get to there, they realize they need viagra or whatever they choose, then when they get even older, they are too old and crappy to even be able to do the right motions, so they give up.

quote:Originally posted by The_Rabbi:

What a depressing set of statistics.

I've got nothing to look forward to as I enter old age. I hope Viagra's still around.

I never take for granted the way Viagra makes me go from completely limp to fucking stiffer than Al Gore and harder than understanding women in about 3 seconds, and makes me priaptic a good two hours afterward - It may be a bit annoying walking around in my now-pyramidesque bathrobe akwardly, long after sex (or jacking) is done, but it fucking beats the hell out of the alternative.

quote:Originally posted by deadlycindy:

"Average erection time" seems to peak in the 21-25 age range, then it's downhill from there. Except a little spike in the 56-60 age range. Interesting.

Feel free to check out the whole site, though: http://www.sexualrecords.com

Why does this (http://www.sexualrecords.com/largbrest.jpg) woman cover her face? Does she think that's gonna hide her identity?

quote:Originally posted by Green Lantern:

Why does this (http://www.sexualrecords.com/largbrest.jpg) woman cover her face? Does she think that's gonna hide her identity?



Good lord, I laughed my fucking ass off at that one.

God damn, the only thing on there that I'm not above average on is length...that sight made me feel about 50x more secure.

quote: The youngest mother whose history is authenticated is Lina Medina, who delivered a 6½-pound boy by cesarean section in Lima, Peru in 1939, at an age of 5 years and 7 months.

My question is who is the father?

My mom just asked me why theres a ruler next to the keyboard.....

Well initially I was surprised that 90% of the people who read the article were above average, but just as I was going to write my MP to get the stats changed, I realised that those under the average aren't going to brag about it.

*is quiet*

[This message has been edited by Rico (edited 08-01-2004).]

quote:Originally posted by Virus666:

My mom just asked me why theres a ruler next to the keyboard.....

"Mom, it's for my geometry homework!"

quote:Originally posted by Virus666:

My mom just asked me why theres a ruler next to the keyboard.....

duh mom im measuring my penis again....and yes extenze is working really well