Some women like to try & ratchet thet ol' thang up a li'l tighter.....

...If dissolved in water & applied to the face, * Sexty Essence * gives one a glossy complexion. But somehow it was discovered that when the same preparation is inserted directly into the Vagina, gives a somewhat different result, it causes the organ to contract, providing a tight grip on any penis that might be lurking in the vicinity.

Be as it may, Korean ladies give the preparation high marks for efficacy.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU???????????

Moony, you kick ass.

I've heard of a cream that help tighten but I heard there's a very painful tingly sensation that goes with it.

I'll stay with the PC workouts, they seem to work fine. I'm like Super Woman in my vagina!

quote:Originally posted by solitudesblind:

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU???????????

Hey! Watch out! Are you blind or what?

I knowes you like 'em loose

I knowes you like 'em sloppy

Go. Get yerself a needle

Find yerself a Poppy.

Beautiful. [puff]

quote:Originally posted by MrMojoRisin:

I'm like Super Woman in my vagina!

I'm not sure what to make of that statement.

Then it's a good thing I didn't say Super Man.

Do you do.....umm...actually, nevermind.

This whole thread was just a jumble to me... but uhhh... yeah.

quote:Originally posted by Green Lantern:

I'm not sure what to make of that statement.

I think I'm turned on by it...?

Honey, is that an alligator in your pants or a you just happy to see me?

I think I love you, moony. You, me, Cindy, Mojo, Infra, and mizled should all go fuck. I know at least Infra would be up for it. Waddaya say?

quote:Originally posted by MrMojoRisin:

I've heard of a cream that help tighten but I heard there's a very painful tingly sensation that goes with it.

I'll stay with the PC workouts, they seem to work fine. I'm like Super Woman in my vagina!

why bother when u can get a muscle toner specially for those muscles.

Maybe creative useage of this (http://www.drhonow.com/howitworks.htm) little device would be rewarding.

guys should kegel too.

quote:Topic: Pussy, Can it be Made Tighter?

Botox.

wouldn`t work

i saw sex and the city once and the chick was tightening hers by squezing the muscels together for about 5 min. i also heard this works with dudes penis'. if you flex it for a while everyday it can get bigger.

quote:Originally posted by GlitterPunk112358:

I think I love you, moony. You, me, Cindy, Mojo, Infra, and mizled should all go fuck. I know at least Infra would be up for it. Waddaya say?

Ahhhh, babe, yer too sweet. Let's take our tops off & * Discuss * our commonalities.

wth siodojo how can u flex ur penis?

I dont get it.

He... doesn't get it.

quote:Originally posted by GlitterPunk112358:

I think I love you, moony. You, me, Cindy, Mojo, Infra, and mizled should all go fuck. I know at least Infra would be up for it. Waddaya say?

Hah, you think Infra is hot. What a tool.

Oh, I forgot. You're a teenage girl.

quote:Originally posted by Mr. Self Destruct:

Hah, you think Infra is hot. What a tool.

Oh, I forgot. You're a teenage girl.

Hah, you're a dick. What a loser.

Oh, I forgot. You're 6'7", 260lbs of pure muscle, and smarter than God over the internet.