I've seen and heard many men complain that their girlfriend or wife can't have an orgasm from vaginal penetration, but that they can while getting oral or by direct clitoral stimulation.

They see this is a problem, indicative of some lack of ability on their part. For those men, I have a question:

When was the last time YOU came from having a girl mess around with ONLY your balls?

That's the equivalent. Just as a guy's penis is his main pleasure center, the clitoris is for women. Don't think yourself a failure because you can only make her come in the way nature intended.

During the development of a child in the uterus, if it's a male, some gene or chromosome makes a group of cells into a penis. If it's a girl, it makes that group of cells into a clitoris. The same goes for the testicles, and ovaries. This is INCREDIBLY simplistic, but I think it suffices.

So, go ahead, stimulate that clit, because that's more than likely what's needed. Don't feel bad because she can't come just from your blind thrusting. You more than likely couldn't come just from her rubbing your testes.

Just learn how to do it while penetrating at the same time. I transcribed an article a few weeks back on here detailing how. If I can find it, I'll post a reply to this post with it, just to aid you fellas.

Yeah, here we go. Very helpful:

"Another good idea: combine the penetration with clitoral stimulation.

My girlfriend didn't like sex with me at first, due to bad experiences with her past boyfriends. Matter of fact, she said it hurt. Now, my above-average sized penis might have had something to do with it, but that's besides the point.

What I did was take it slow. I didn't fully enter her until like the third time we had sex, and when I DID, I used this technique I read about in Men's Health. The clit's like the penis for women, and their vagina's like our balls. Crude analogy, but it's true. What you do, is you brush up against her clit WHILE you enter here. I suck at explaining it, so I'll just transcribe what it said in Men's Health:

quote:Because you're so busy, and opportunities for sex are so rare, you want to substitute quality for quantity. It's time to add to your aresenal the sexual position that certain researchers claim is the best in the world.

Now, normally, the greatest sexual position in the world is any position that involves us. But check this out: Sex therapist David F. Hurlbert conducted a study in which men and women made love using what's called coital alignment technique, or CAT. When the couples in the study used CAT, 75 percent of the women had orgasms during intercourse. And 90 percent of the women reported that CAT intensified the strength of their orgasms; 60 percent said the techniques boosted their libidos.

You employ the technique by starting in the missionary position, with your weight on your elbows and her knees slightly bent and raised. Now, slide your entire body up, so that your pelvis is slightly above hers. In this position, the base of your ardent manhood is rubbing directly on her white-hot passionflower.(We write adult greeting cards on the side.) Relax your upper body and allow her to bear your weight. Now have her press her pelvis into yours; you respond in kind. Allow her to set a rhythm that feels right to her, and keep up the tango until the ceiling collapses.

Fellas, I'm telling you, try this out. We went from her just lying there with a pained look in her eyes to her legs wrapped around my torso, pulling me as tight to her as possible, and biting the fuck out of my shoulder."

Just another tangible comparison for the guys, meant to point out that, while Kikey's right as usual, that one shouldn't forget other areas, or completely discount that sweet love tunnel. Anyway:

Jack off, taking care to ONLY stimulate the head of your penis. Sure, it feels ok, and you can indeed climax. Next time, jack the normal way, shaft/head and all.

Doesn't shaft/head feel more "thorough" and nicer? Granted, head-only stimulation is a bit more intense, almost to an uncomfortable level for some guys, but for some reason, it's just not as fulfilling as giving Mr. Jones a full rubdown (or getting that same "rubdown"), as opposed to a head massage.

A woman will enjoy herself wholeheartedly and likely want your attention again if you focus on her clit alone. However, if you focus on her clit (with, let's say, your tongue), AND slide a finger or two inside her and apply stroking pressure to her G-spot area, or GENTLY spread her labia open and run your fingers up and down her slit, or even just make sure to add a nice, long, taint-to-clit stroke now and again during your clit-oral (get it? No, it indeed isn't hyphenated normally, fuckass. Shut up and keep reading.), adventures, she'll enjoy it even more.

Women are more complex and require more effort, skill and knowledge to pleasure the right ways, but it's not neurosurgery. It can be close to it sometimes, though. But don't worry about that. Just communicate with her, learn to recognize her cues, and don't stop doing something if it's working.

Have fun. Pleasuring a woman is a sacred thing, enjoyable in and of itself for the male (well, for me it is. Fucking philistines.)

Don't despair, though: If you're with a girl who's worth being with (sexually-speaking here), she'll more than return the favor.

I'll recognize the existence of this thread.

quote:Originally posted by Sol463:

I'll recognize the existence of this thread.

THANK YOU! I was afraid I'd have to do it myself.

Bump. More of you heathens need to learn from The Kike. Hey, you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi? He walks around saying "Yo!"

I'm having difficulty picturing this position in my head.

A crude guideline: concentrate on keeping your dick up towards the top of her slit.

Told you it was crude.

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You want to be rubbing on that clitoris with your penis on every stroke, or at least stimulating the general area.

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Exactly.

Bump!

uh, how about arching your cock up and rubbing the g sopt with the head and shaft?

also, next time your down there, try for a fusion orgasm.

So if I snap my cock in half, can I sue you?

I try to get clit and g-spot but its hard to ge tboth at same time, so i normally use positions for each;

-leg over for clit

-anything with her on her back for g-spot

easy!

spicy

helluva mighty fine thread y'gt dere [/hick]

someone should archive this.

No, because it's bullshit. Women are all different. Every girl I ever fucked didn't need to get her clit rubbed. Just fucking them was enough.

When I do both at the same time though, they almost fucking pass out.

Maybe the rest of you have pencil dicks or something.

s-n00b, you've set off the virgin alarm!

Well, I pleasure women, and give them mind-blowing Earth-stopping orgasms with just the sight of my massive fifteen inch throng.

quote:Originally posted by KidKelko:

Well, I pleasure women, and give them mind-blowing Earth-stopping orgasms with just the sight of my massive fifteen inch throng.

Dude, I totally thought you were gay

^

quote:Originally posted by GlitterPunk112358:

Dude, I totally thought you were gay

Did I say I touched them? You know chicks dig gay dudes... Well, maybe not you, ya flaming bull-dyke

Kelko, I'd trade your bitch ass for a carton of smokes and a piece of fried chikkin if we were in prison. Then I'd have you shivved like a punk back in the cut!

I only had the best intentions when I started this thread...

The old doggystyle-reacharound is also very effective at causing orgasm to occurr. It also reduces overstimulation of the clit as the finger flicks back and forth over the clitoral hood and not directly over the clit. The Rabbi is right though... but that's Jews for ya.

Nobody likes someone who's right all the time.. right Hitler?

"Hitler: Someone shit on my face. Eva Sit and Shit!"

Rabbi... your slightly off with your anatomy.

The Vagina isn't really the equivalent of the balls... that would be the Ovaries.

The Vagina... its hard to compare, but I would say its the equivalent of the shaft - it works, but the head works better.

My g/f is the total opposite, she has only ever come through full intercourse.

We have oral all the time but while enjoying them greatly she never has an orgasm, maybe i'm not doing it right/for long enough.

Oh and /\ i think he's talking sensitivity wise not anatomically speaking.

/Pats kikey on the back

There there, ya chrazy jewbastid.

quote:Originally posted by dearestnight_falcon:

Rabbi... your slightly off with your anatomy.

The Vagina isn't really the equivalent of the balls... that would be the Ovaries.

Oh, I know. I even know that they are both the same thing before that zany Y-chromosome takes over.

I wasn't drawing a literal comparison between them really, I was trying to explain their role in overall sexual stimulation.

Just as most men cannot have an orgasm from a woman stimulating ONLY their testicles, it's also probably true that most women can't orgasm from stimulating only the vagina.

quote:The Vagina... its hard to compare, but I would say its the equivalent of the shaft - it works, but the head works better.

Hmm... yes, I suppose that would be a better analogy. Very true.