I fell asleep inside a chick, and when i woke up, i was still inside her, i was on top, my cock still considreably plugging her pussy, i pull out, and i feel this warm shit spill out all over the bed, i look on the and the white sheets are yellowing, in a circle, slowly getting bigger. I then realize that while drunk, and passed out, i pissed all up inside this chick, and it was just coming out now. What should i do, can this cause any damage that she can sue me for? i got out of her house as quickly as possible, i dont know if she is up just yet.

ah HAHAHAHAHA!!! you still piss in the bed ah ha ah ha, you have told the girl about your little problem before you had sex...

I WAS DRUNK!

most people would piss after an almost full night of drinking bacardi/vodka/??? + sex

and i didnt piss the bed i pissed the cunt!

[This message has been edited by Jaguarstrike (edited 07-29-2004).]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Jaguarstrike:

can this cause any damage that she can sue me for? [QUOTE]

No but unless she is a kinky bitch she will be pissed off (pun intended!)

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Jaguarstrike:



i got out of her house as quickly as possible, i dont know if she is up just yet

[QUOTE]

Fucking pussy!

three letters S-T-D

Maybe she's the one who pissed?

im not sure </sarchasm> but i dont think piss ciomes out if the vagina...

quote:Originally posted by LutherX:

Maybe she's the one who pissed?



dumb ass females dont piss out there fuck holes

how did you fall asleep on a chick for long enough to piss. why didn't she get you off her?

were you fucking a passed out chick?

[This message has been edited by SARDONICPILLOW (edited 07-29-2004).]

We were both really wasted and drunk...

thats fuckin gross dude.

P.S- You fell asleep while having sex? that musta been some fucking horrible sex. I mean. Shit...even if im fucking wasted to hell I don't fall asleep during ANY sort of sex....especially intercourse!

After sex, i think, she went to sleep first and i was too drunk to remember to pull my dick out. good thing though, the urine would have killed all the sperm in there! No baby!who would have thought?:

THE ULTIMATE CONTRACEPTIVE IS YOUR DICK!

Hot damn man...thats horrifying! If she finds out, be sure to tell us what happens!

Lets see, piss comes out of the vagina anyway...

She was drunk off her ass and fell asleep...

I'm betting that when she wakes up, she will assume that *SHE* wet the bed. I dont think it will even cross her mind that you took a piss inside her.

You're safe.

hay mand its cool, i didnt really fall asleep I woke up once and the girl was on top of me. I kinda freaked out but then i was like ok this is cool .

quote:Originally posted by Cash Stealer:

Lets see, piss comes out of the vagina anyway...

HAHAHAHA! Are you for real? Damn, did they stop teaching human anatomy in highschool?

For your sake, I hope you're joking.

quote:Originally posted by Sarc*:

HAHAHAHA! Are you for real? Damn, did they stop teaching human anatomy in highschool?

For your sake, I hope you're joking.

pshhh we dont need no anatomy in skool!!!11 i never had anatomy and i no that girls have too holes

Regardless, she'll think that she pissed herself. I mean they're both in the same area and the thought of you pissing inside of her is probably too outrageous of thought.

What if she fingers herself and then smells her hand and smells urine, then your fucked..!

so what did they smell like ?^^^

You dumbass. You should at least stayed around. She may think you purposely did it. Anyway thats pretty sick. I dont believe ya.

This entire thread is sad.

The Female Genitalia 101

The vagina aka "fuckhole" is where you stick your dick. It also happens to be where menstrual blood leaks (or gushes ) out of. Even babies come out of there! Imagine that.

The urethra, a much smaller opening above the vagina, is where urine comes out of. It's much too small to stick a dick in unless the chick has done some serious sounding (urethral stretching).

Then, there's the clit. The only thing you need to know about this little piece is it's the fun zone. Lick it!

There's the labia minora (inner lips) and labia majora (outer lips) which vary in shape, color, and size.

I know that is EXTERMELY elementry but supposedly it's not common knowledge anymore.

I know they're fuck to look at but you can all put your diagrams away now.

Moving on...

While pissing inside of a chick is pretty, uh, rude - it won't hurt her. Urine is actually sterile. Under certain circumstances it can be used to clean a cut/scrape. And in a way, you can look at it as a contraceptive, although, I can't spit out any stats on the how effective it is and I wouldn't recommend it to anyone.

I'd like to add that you're a coward for leaving.

And, there's a possibility that she'll *know* it wasn't her. I've been pretty shit-faced before and I've never pissed myself. Plus, when she gets up if there's any still in her she'll feel it leak out.

You better pray to god she's not like me.

[This message has been edited by MrMojoRisin (edited 07-30-2004).]

quote:Originally posted by Jaguarstrike:

I WAS DRUNK!

most people would piss after an almost full night of drinking bacardi/vodka/??? + sex



I dont, pussy.

AHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHA LMMFAO!!! this is fuckin hilarious. next time, pull your dick out, son.

Rofl, What a fucking twat..

Althou I dont get any pussy to pee in anyways so hes ahead of me..

~Im jelous~

LOL u fucking dumb ass! ive heard that if u put some1's hand in a warm bucket of water while they're sleeping theyll pee themselves.. but ur just wierd! i wouldve rolled off her.. rolled to clean area of the bed and gone back to sleep.. when she woke up she'd think she's probably pissed herself and would want to hide it quickly.. if it was unprotected sex her cunt would be a little sloshy neway.. although i doubt ull hear nething of it... if ur not old enough to control ur bladder perhaps u shouldnt be having sex.. sure it wasnt just a dream!?

quote:Originally posted by Jaguarstrike:

I fell asleep inside a chick, and when i woke up, i was still inside her, i was on top, my cock still considreably plugging her pussy, i pull out, and i feel this warm shit spill out all over the bed, i look on the and the white sheets are yellowing, in a circle, slowly getting bigger. I then realize that while drunk, and passed out, i pissed all up inside this chick, and it was just coming out now. What should i do, can this cause any damage that she can sue me for? i got out of her house as quickly as possible, i dont know if she is up just yet.

I've always wondered if this has ever happened to anyone. Now I know. What an awful situation to be in Jaguarstrike.

You've got some explaining to do, moreso because of how you left than because of what happened.

You never know though. She might just think she pissed the bed herself if she's hung over. She might think that's why you left.

Keep us posted on what happens, huh?