Well, me and the girlfriend were sitting down talking about ways to better our sexual activites. Well, she has me handcuff her to the bed and stick my dick in her mouth. So, she's sucking on my cock and i'm fucking around with her tits, squeezin' them and shit. And I guess I squeezed too hard and she bit down on my dick. I ran out screaming because I bled a little bit, and when I left the door shut behind me and it was locked from the inside. It took me four hours to get back in and get her un-handcuffed, and she's pissed at me!

So, who should be mad at who? She bit my fucking dick.

If you squeezed her tit too hard, it may have been a reflex... or could you tell it was on purpose?

ROFLCOPTER thats funny. no one should be mad at anyone get over it.

SHE did it on purpose haha!!

If you were able to run after getting your dick bitten, you couldn't have been in that much pain. If you're going to write fiction, at least be consistent with facts.

Hurling this scrap at the wolves in B&M.