Desperately need some help here... direct clitoral stimulation and she said she loved it and all that but she only came for 13 seconds... can anyone help me with this cos I feel like a fucking failure now..

Why in the world would you feel like a failure?

Didn't you just make her come in 13 seconds?

Only thing to do now is to take a cue from me and master direct clitoral stimulation while penetrating. THERE'S some sex.

13 seconds, dunno if that's that bad, what's the average? Ladies on average how long do you cum for?

11.25 seconds.

quote:Originally posted by MrMojoRisin:

11.25 seconds.

pht...you only have TWO decimal points? jebus, at least TRY to be helpful.

Wait, this went from "how long it takes to induce an orgasm" to "how long does an orgasm last". I'm confused.

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IN 13 second? ...the orgasm only lasted 13 seconds...

Oh and Rabbi? I'm fucking 13... virginity is still one of the worst things in my life...

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quote:Originally posted by ChaosPenguin:

IN 13 second? ...the orgasm only lasted 13 seconds...

Oh and Rabbi? I'm fucking 13... virginity is still one of the worst things in my life...

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Yeah you're a loser I've been having 3somes and giving cunnlingus to 2 girls simultaneously since I was 12. also then my penis was 9" hard but that was way too short.

I can lie over the internet too.

You know girls don't grow vaginas until they're 15, right? Look it up, then make a better lie.



Mojo: I wish I had 11.25 second orgasms.

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quote:Originally posted by ChaosPenguin:

IN 13 second? ...the orgasm only lasted 13 seconds...

So what? She still had it. That's the accomplishment, man.

We're not fucking swine. We don't come for a half-hour.

quote:Oh and Rabbi? I'm fucking 13... virginity is still one of the worst things in my life...

Believe me, it's not that big of a deal. Don't let it bother you too much, because once you do lose it, you're likely to realize it's not all that you built it up to be in your mind.

Just to put what Tha Kikenucca is saying into perspective: When was the last time YOU (thread-starter) had a 13-second orgasm?

You're doing something right, my friend; no worries. Just hone your technique, try new things, and for fuck's sake, COMMUNICATE WITH HER. Don't let it become a goddamned guessing game. And don't forget, you have fingers, too. If you have long hair like I do, it will find it's uses as well.

a 13second orgasm is pritty normal i think, as a womans orgasm normally lasts between 2 and 30seconds. however if you get good you can get them to last a LOT longer!

Whenever I finger my girlfriend while she stands up, I can get her to go for close to ten minutes. Only when she's standing up though, it's very strange. Marathon orgasms are fun to give.

quote:Originally posted by darkwonders:

Whenever I finger my girlfriend while she stands up, I can get her to go for close to ten minutes. Only when she's standing up though, it's very strange. Marathon orgasms are fun to give.

Ten minutes? Is that one single orgasm or "multiples"? In any case, this is doubtful. If you really think this is happening, contact your local university because she'd be a subject worthy of a research project.

Since the heart rate doubles while climaxing, a doubled heart rate for 10 minutes would probably kill someone.

'You know girls don't grow vaginas until they're 15, right? '

When was the last time you saw a girl without a vagina? For those that don't know, the penis and vagina are formed in the womb, so we can urinate... unless you mean the clitoris doesn't develop, in which case Sigmund Freud has surmised that most girls start clitoral masturbation at around 3/4 years old, and stop because they learn their vagina is a 'dirty' place.

I have shoulder length, feathery hair, how do I use it... Rabbi? Why aren't you a mod, you've been most helpful...

Thanks...

quote:Originally posted by deptstoremook:

Yeah you're a loser I've been having 3somes and giving cunnlingus to 2 girls simultaneously since I was 12. also then my penis was 9" hard but that was way too short.

I can lie over the internet too.

You know girls don't grow vaginas until they're 15, right? Look it up, then make a better lie.



Mojo: I wish I had 11.25 second orgasms.

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ive always been able to sustain orgasmic sensations for almost 1 minute (like rolling eyes, entire body contracting)

quote:Originally posted by deptstoremook:

Yeah you're a loser I've been having 3somes and giving cunnlingus to 2 girls simultaneously since I was 12. also then my penis was 9" hard but that was way too short.

I can lie over the internet too.

You know girls don't grow vaginas until they're 15, right? Look it up, then make a better lie.



Mojo: I wish I had 11.25 second orgasms.

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bull shit if u were doing all that u wouldent be posting shit like the rest of us losers on this site do

^Are you blind, dumb, or illiterate?

quote:I can lie over the internet too.[/quote

He said that RIGHT AFTER his 9 inch cock spiel, dumbass.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by ChaosPenguin:

'You know girls don't grow vaginas until they're 15, right? '

When was the last time you saw a girl without a vagina? For those that don't know, the penis and vagina are formed in the womb, so we can urinate... unless you mean the clitoris doesn't develop, in which case Sigmund Freud has surmised that most girls start clitoral masturbation at around 3/4 years old, and stop because they learn their vagina is a 'dirty' place.

I have shoulder length, feathery hair, how do I use it... Rabbi? Why aren't you a mod, you've been most helpful...

Thanks...

You are dense.

How do you use your hair?

Well, let it fall in front of you, to begin with. Kiss her body, anywhere you want; breasts, stomach, thighs, anything. Let those locks brush and run acrost all those areas of her body. Suavely flick it against her vulva, letting it brush so lightly that it's almost not there. Tickle her inner thighs with it, while you're on your way to her slit for a little tongue-play. Let it hang down and brush her nipples while you kiss her. Use your imagination, man!

Then again, you need rather long hair for some of those things. Adjust where necessary.

bah, infrared you sodding....um....player!

*thinks for a second* why did i just say that?

quote:Originally posted by deadlycindy:

Ten minutes? Is that one single orgasm or "multiples"? In any case, this is doubtful. If you really think this is happening, contact your local university because she'd be a subject worthy of a research project.

Since the heart rate doubles while climaxing, a doubled heart rate for 10 minutes would probably kill someone.





That would be multiples, last time it happened, I counted four I was sure of and 1 or 2 that were a bit murky.

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