does anyone have tips on how to read a girl?

because it sure does suck to end up on the shit end of the stick because you missed an obvious sign.

feel free to post anything, like how to tell if she's going to dump you, or anything like that

cheers

Communication is a big key to relationships. If there is good communication between two individuals, I don't see too much need for learning how to "read" her.

I don't beleive in obvious signs. Girls just tell you they are obvious, when in fact, they are beating around the bush. I hate these fucking mind games that they play.

Experience is your greatest teacher, but I'll try to give you a few ideas. Mind, these are things that work for ME; they may or may not work quite the same for you. Adjust where necessary.

-Women ARE hornier than you: Men are hormone-driven. Our sex drive may be more overt and obvious, but it doesn't match a womans. Women, while also victim to hormonal impulse, also have this...Ethereal, intangible, incomprehensibly powerful who-the-fuck-knows-what behind their sex drives. Maybe it's emotion, maybe it's some kind of product of maternal instinct (read: she wants to be a mother, inside, and this instinct drives her to seek sex, because it'll grant her a child), maybe I'm just an idiot, who knows, but in my experience, a woman's drive is like nothing you can imagine...Once unleashed. They ARE better at repressing it, though, and are also more sensitive to societal idiot-ologies and pseudo-moralisms. That is, a woman is more inclined to be ashamed of her wants and repress her drive than a man.

-Look into her eyes. Learn to discern anger, fear, want, sincerity, insincerity...This is one you have to learn. But in general, I can tell you that her eyes will tell you a lot, oftentimes more than she realizes at the time.

-Younger girls, in the 14-18 range, sometimes older, don't always know what they want or where they're going. They may think they do, but she probably doesn't. Mind, this also goes for guys, but we're talking chicks here. My point is, you must exercise caution, and be wary of indecisiveness or sudden and sometimes painful changes of mind, and realize that she isn't ALWAYS being heartless to you when she hurts you: She might not have meant to. She DOES have a heart - but it's still a maturing heart. I don't care what anyone says about women maturing faster than men; they're all as indecisive, angsty and sometimes lost and fearful as a young man is at the same age.

-When she tosses her hair and smiles, she wants you to notice her. Notice her, cowboy. Copliment her - don't say "you're beautiful"; say "You have a really nice smile". This will, more than likely, touch her.

-If she doesn't look at you, replies to your words with curt "ok's" or "yeah's", she wants you to shut up, or fuck off. Tell her "I don't mean to talk so much", shut up, and either give her a chance to talk or just find something else to do.

-If she minimalizes your feelings, flirts with other guys, ignores you, or anything of the sort, she doesn't want you any more. Dump the bitch.

-If she acts like you should change this/that aspect of your personality for her, dump the bitch. If she asks you to stop leaving the toothpaste cap open like a slob, she's still a doll. Just acquiesce her; it doesn't mean you're whipped. It's being kind. However, if she won't do the same for you, within reason, dump the selfish bitch.

-If she's reluctant to kiss or hold your hand where she wasn't before, she's falling out of love, or cheating on you. Dump the bitch, if you can't rekindle the fire.

-If she looks deep into your eyes with a happy, but intense, look on her face, KISS HER. She's smitten.

-If you make her cry, and you know she's sincerely hurt, apologize to her (if it was callousness on your part). Comfort her. If you two were arguing, and you suspect she's crying just to get her way, relent a bit, BUT do not sacrifice your integrity or your belief. "I'm sorry I made you cry, but I still can't let you (treat me this way/say things like that/walk on me/whatever)".

-If she's obviously in love with you, she'll look at you "that" way, she'll do anything to please you, she'll die to be your one-and-only. If you feel the same, return the love. If the feeling isn't mutual, suck it up and be honest with her. Don't let her fall deeper and then tear her heart out. This is semi-relevant to your topic, but important.

-If she questions everything you do, or says things like "Are you sure that's really how it went/what you did/whatever?", she doesn't trust you.



I'll add more later..Man, I gotta take a walk. Slow-ass fucking work night.

yea mindgames suck, and they do screw you around a lot.

communication is good, but that is limited in some ways, it isn't always possible to communicate.

another thing i thought of were classic excuses they use when they don't like you. Being able to pick up on these would help a hell of a lot.

ive only met one girl who was espically hard to tell what she was thinking, or how she was going to respond. she is a truly different person than most people ive ever met.

The ones you have to "read" may not be the right ones for you. If you have to play a game to meet them, you'll have to keep playing games to keep them. Some people like this sort of thing, some don't. Decide which one you are.

LONG LIVE INFRARED!

You rock.

you may wanna know how a girl thinks and her emotions,ect. . . it is living hell.All my closest friends are female and tell me everything,it sucks bad.women just dont want to be lied to,and as for reading them listen to their tone of voice their voice and eyes are the key to knowing what they want and need.

~pink panther~

Most of the time there shouldn't be a lot of reading to do. Just know that if she says something like "I feel ugly" or "Am I fat?" she's fishing for compliments.

quote:Originally posted by Bleedthrough:



-Women ARE hornier than you: Men are hormone-driven. Our sex drive may be more overt and obvious, but it doesn't match a womans. Women, while also victim to hormonal impulse, also have this...Ethereal, intangible, incomprehensibly powerful who-the-fuck-knows-what behind their sex drives. Maybe it's emotion, maybe it's some kind of product of maternal instinct (read: she wants to be a mother, inside, and this instinct drives her to seek sex, because it'll grant her a child), maybe I'm just an idiot, who knows, but in my experience, a woman's drive is like nothing you can imagine...Once unleashed. They ARE better at repressing it, though, and are also more sensitive to societal idiot-ologies and pseudo-moralisms. That is, a woman is more inclined to be ashamed of her wants and repress her drive than a man.



this is complete bullshit. yes nearly all women are repressed sheep that will cave to social pressure. they still cant hold a candle to the male sex drive. ask a girl to think of the last time she simply wasnt in the mood. if, and nearly all will if they are honest, she can remember, shes got a long way to go to catch up.

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does anyone have tips on how to read a girl?

because it sure does suck to end up on the shit end of the stick because you missed an obvious sign.

feel free to post anything, like how to tell if she's going to dump you, or anything like that

cheers

I'v tryed reading girls before, but I had alot of problams finding the words...

just like you would any person, get to know her. We're not just some strange foreign language you have to try and understand, just get to know the girl.

90% of the time, with 90% of females, they mean the exact opposite of whatever they say/do. Example:

"What are you talking about? I'm not mad."

Idiot male actually thinks he hasn't totally fucked himself over. THINK AGAIN DUMBASS. Females are very obvious with their body language. If this statement was said with her arms tightly crossed, or if it seems like she's trying too hard to convince you she's not mad, or she just... actually, nevermind. When a female says "I'm not mad" it means she's pissed right the hell off. No questions.

I thought I had some more relevant stuff to say, but I think it's already been covered by other people, or is just so painfully obvious that only a completely hopeless moron would need to know. Oh wait. Completely hopeless moron... majority of totse posters... hmmmm.

Don't tell her she looks fat. EVER. Unless she's like me, she'll run away crying and then not eat for a week. Me, I'll just laugh at you, tell you that YOU'RE fat, and carry on. Aah yes, I'm special...

Not entirely sure why I'm making such a long post. I'm thinking it's the extreme boredom/exhaustion/dreading the next 5 days.

I think that's the end of my "brilliance" though. Girls are like clams. I'm not sure how or why, but we are. Clams.