As you can guess from the thread name, i want to know you ppls deepest, darkest desires, wether it be sexual, spitiual or otherwise. Once theres some good ones up, i will post ine, but we have to get soem good ones first :P

I don't think I have anything really twisted. However, I do have a domination oriented desire. I'd like to have a bunch of slaves in bunny outfits with chokechains on their necks. I could fuck them rough and brutal at my own wim, feed them treats when they're good and choke em when they're bad. I don't think I've lived out this fantasy enough now that I think about it. First I'm going to need money and power.

In school, there was a very hot girl in my math class. I always thought about her shitting on me, then having anal sex with her.

Do I win?

Both very very nice i must admit, but theres still no winner

i dunno, but i've always wanted a girl with nice i mean white tips and everything, long nails to jerk me off. thats all

To be one of great_sage=heaven's bunny slaves

lol hed probably enjoy that

i want to get raped by a bunch of dykes on harleys! then i want them all to brutally ass rape me

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pz

Redheads.



Oh shit, the cat's out of the bagel now!

I've always wanted to find a gurl somewhere, fall in love with her, passionately fuck her, then choke her or shoot her in the head while we are fucking and continually fuck her long after she died.

Hmmm, that's a tough one.

Deep desire: Repairing my relationship and sharing love with my ex.

Darkest desire: I really really REALLY had a thing for a beautiful teacher of mine, and the school-boy after-school fantasy still lingers...sadly.

theres a part of me who wants to see the whole world end. a giant meteoroid or something.

I'd enjoy watching the entire town of Grants, New Mexico burn to the ground, inhabitants included, and I'd also greatly enjoy being chased off a cliff by a bunch of topless women wearing rollerskates and bicycle helmets.

Hmm.. deepest darkest desires. Hell, I get alot of those. I think I've always wanted to go at a horse with a bat/steel toed boots. Horse tied down of course. What else.. murdering people.. yeah. I always wondered what it'd feel like having murdered someone.

And a thought just came to me.. I wonder if sex while parachuting would be any better than regular..

Running through the wilderness naked yelling and screaming like a wildman, then attacking a bear and killing it with my mouth. Then eating it raw.

EDIT: Then dragging my wife back to the cave and fucking her like a wildman.

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quote:Originally posted by :tru:

Redheads.





Alysson Hannigan.

I want to find a cute brunette girl about five feet tall and 100 pounds and fuck her in the ass with the smallest amount of lube possible while she screams and cries. Hopefully she will bleed after I am done cumming in her sweet little asshole.

I've always wanted to go to war. Hand-to-hand, leather-wearing, metal-swinging war. The type of war we haven't seen in centuries. What a rush I think it would be. Maybe there'll be a revolution in my time. (Come on, John Titor, come through for me)

Sexually, I'd like to have 2 or 3 "personal attendants." They're always with me, and they're always willing. Two readheads and an asian girl, all shorter than me (Maybe I'm neurotic, but I love girls who are shorter than me).

Just another redhead and an asian girl, and the dream comes true.

Edit: Bleedthrough, I feel the exact same way about Reno, Nevada. Except I don't make it a dark desire. It's deep, but I think there's nothing dark about wanting a place you hate obliterated from existence.

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for this thread to be closed.

Call me old fashioned but I want a man like this (http://www.ehowa.com/tasteless/chickendinner.shtml).

A construction worker or firefighter (my ex is a firefighter), a manly man. The typical alpha male. No emotions, kill for food, fuck me raw type of thing.

I want to feel like a woman and not all this "equal" shit. You're a fucking man! Pick me up and run around with me or something. When you look at me I want to see lust in your eyes.

Fucking sissy boy lawyers, fuck the hair gel!

Um probably to be blind folded and hand cuffed to the bed. But how cliche is that?

Something about that kind of vulnerability is a turn on for me.

quote:Originally posted by MrMojoRisin:

Call me old fashioned but I want a man like this (http://www.ehowa.com/tasteless/chickendinner.shtml).

A construction worker or firefighter (my ex is a firefighter), a manly man. The typical alpha male. No emotions, kill for food, fuck me raw type of thing.

I want to feel like a woman and not all this "equal" shit. You're a fucking man! Pick me up and run around with me or something. When you look at me I want to see lust in your eyes.

Fucking sissy boy lawyers, fuck the hair gel!

Thank the fucking lord there are at least 2 women now who are like this, who don't go for metrosexuals.

Although I'm gonna be a dermatologist, so I'm not a complete 'real man.' I still know how to work a lathe, though, and I'm building my own furniture. RENAISSANCE MAN, MOTHER FUCKERS!

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mmm, handcuffs, belts, blindfolds, mmmm. Oops sorry, zoned out thee for a minute. but i think i like all your ideas, specially the master/slave style ones :P

I would like to violate an attractive brunette with my fists and have the entire cast of Queer Eye For the Straight Guy watch in horror with guns to their heads. Then i would fly a plane into New York city.

I want to ****** ********** ***** ******** **** ********* ******* ***** ********* and **** ****** *********** ********** **** ***** ********* ******* and then ****** ********* **** ***** ********* ******* ************* ****** ***** *** ******* ********** ******** ********* ********** ********** ***** ******** and after that ********* *********** ****** ****** ******* ******** ********* ** ****** ********** ****** ****** ****** ****** *** sloppy ***** ******* **** ************* ********* *** ******** ********** ******* ***************** ***** ********* ******** ******************** ***** *********** violating firmly established laws against public displays of dendrophelia, inciting ***** **************** ******* ************* ***** ******** ************* ***** ******** **************** ********* ***** ************ ****** ******** ****** ****** ***** ******** ******** **************** ******* **** ******* ****** smear myself in raw ******** ***************** **************** ******** ****** ******* ******* ********** ********** *********** ****** and then, slicing off a big, juicy chunk of **** *********** ************ ****** **** I wouldn't **** ******* ******************* ****** ****** inserting my throbbing, greasy ******* ************ **** ********** ********* ******* ***** ************* ***** ******************* ********* *********** ***** ******** ********* ***** flinging slices of baked ham onto ****** ************** ********* *************** ************ *********** *********** ************************ ************ ************ ***** ******** ****** ************* ***** ************ **** ******** ************** *********** ********** and ********** ******* ****************** ******** Roseanne Barr, prepubescent girl scouts, and circus animals *********** ******************* ******* *** ****** ********** ****** ****** ***** ********* with a ********* ********* ************* ** ************ so I could stick my entire head into her colostomy bag ********** ********************* ********** ******** **** *** ************** ****** ********** ******************* ****************** ***** *********** ****** *** with a **** *********** ********* ******* ******** ************* ***** ***** **** into an electrical socket (not that it would fit) ************** ************ ****** ******** ************ ************** **** ********* ********* ******** ********** **** ******** ******* ***** take a big, sloppy shit afterwards.

That's about it.

Pretty nasty, huh?

quote:Originally posted by mongolia_d:

As you can guess from the thread name, i want to know you ppls deepest, darkest desires, wether it be sexual, spitiual or otherwise. Once theres some good ones up, i will post ine, but we have to get soem good ones first :P



My deepest, darkest desire.... hmmmmm, at this moment in time would be for you to GO BACK TO SPELLING 101 AND LEARN THE BASICS!!!!

No offense, of course... but you and yours will be running the country some day. Scary!

Lusting eyes...Heheh, mm mm mm, nothing like those lusting eyes...I love them. There's nothing like being looked at by a woman who you know is hot, soaking through her panties, breathing faster, with a bold, wanting, passionate "I want you to fuck me (or make love to, depending on the mood)" look in her eyes. Or being able to look at the same woman, no need to hide your want for her, no need to be shy, no reason to do anything but look at her, and know she reads the very same "I'm going to fuck you until you scream" look in your own eyes.

Dear god, do I miss sex. Each day goes by, I'm closer and closer to just picking some beautiful college girl up and fucking her silly. I'll talk to her again, I'll be good to her, but I won't fucking date her. Not now.

"Oh I wanna rip it up and swim in it until I drown; my moral standing is lying down! Nothing quite like the feeeel of some-thing new.."

Mine would have to be to fuck this cute latin redhead from my school, eat her out hard crazy. Fuck her till she fucken cums, then stick it in her ass and fuck her so hard and fast till she passes out. Then cum in her ear, and walk away, get in my car, and go home and take a shower, then go to sleep.

Then go back the next morning and do it all over again. except this time wearing a condom.

I can't decide between killing my best friend and taking his girl into the next room and fucking her for about a week in every single hole, or just me and him doing her at the same time.

quote:Originally posted by Brilliant2U:

In school, there was a very hot girl in my math class. I always thought about her shitting on me, then having anal sex with her.

Do I win?

Well mine is to be totally dominated and humiliated by a girl; as in, her peeing and/or shitting on me and demeaning me verbally and of course me being restrained forcibly and then perhaps in a display punctuated by humiliating comments anally sodomizing me with a strap-on or somesuch while I cry in shame.

Yeah I think I win.

sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and excite me. . . need i go on?

>:]

~pink panther~

"I'm going to come in your useless ear canal!!!"

& wall sex.



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Sex with every women I've just seen and met for 5 min.

Every 5 min.

i have a couple but i think being forced to have sex while blind folded and hancuffed is kind one that everybody is into, i would also like to find one of the hotist chicks at school kidnapp her tie her up and force her to nasty things, then i would shit on her and kidnap the next hottie and to the same thing

proboly one involving 5 hot chicks, 2 (male) horses, 4 (male) dogs and a (female) fish, and myself. need i say any more

^...I'm Troy McClure! You may remember me from such threads as "You can't spell 'bestiality' without 'best'" and "There's only two things on Earth that smell like fish, and one of them is fish"!

quote:Originally posted by :tru:

Redheads.



Oh shit, the cat's out of the bagel now!

what happened to that old picture you had?

mine is not about sex, but about murder...

I would like someone to seriously wrong me, so that I could... well... this poem sums it up:

I can see you but you can't see me

I could touch you and you wouldn't even feel me

Wait a second and you'll settle down

I'm just waiting 'til you really let your gaurd down

You're relaxed, you're sublime, you're amazing

You don't even know the danger you're facing

If I'm quiet, I'll slide up behind you

And if you hear me, I'll enjoy trying to find you



Just keep the violence down

Not yet-Don't make a sound

Oh, God I'm feeling it

It's reaching fever pitch

My skin is caving in

My heart is driving out

No mercy, no remorse

Let nature take its course

quote:Originally posted by Bleedthrough:

...I'd also greatly enjoy being chased off a cliff by a bunch of topless women wearing rollerskates and bicycle helmets.

I love that movie.



Also, cheers to whoever wanted to anally fuck a 5 ft, 100 lb girl until she bleeds. Those are my statistics.

Every sperm is sacred,

Every sperm is great...

quote:Originally posted by Mr. Aircow:

proboly one involving 5 hot chicks, 2 (male) horses, 4 (male) dogs and a (female) fish, and myself. need i say any more

Didn't Led Zepplin do that already?

I would like most of the worlds population to be infected with some virus wich turns everyone into flesh eating zombies (resident evil anyone?) Then, me and a few of my friends (g/f included) would go on a huge killing spree. It would be fun because there would be no law and order. When the killings over (or we're just board) we can all sit down and have a huge joint and a few beers to celebrate our achievements. Now the only thing to decide is who lives and dies?

quote:Originally posted by Tadgh:

mine is not about sex, but about murder...

I would like someone to seriously wrong me, so that I could... well... this poem sums it up:

I can see you but you can't see me

I could touch you and you wouldn't even feel me

Wait a second and you'll settle down

I'm just waiting 'til you really let your gaurd down

You're relaxed, you're sublime, you're amazing

You don't even know the danger you're facing

If I'm quiet, I'll slide up behind you

And if you hear me, I'll enjoy trying to find you



Just keep the violence down

Not yet-Don't make a sound

Oh, God I'm feeling it

It's reaching fever pitch

My skin is caving in

My heart is driving out

No mercy, no remorse

Let nature take its course



I'm seeing slipknot live in london with watchmeburn.

quote:Originally posted by Rabid Beaver:

Every sperm is sacred,

Every sperm is great...



I got a towl rack that counts as a fucking shrine then.

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I have the same one as well:

I want to find a cute brunette girl -Insert-(My best friend) about five feet tall and 100 pounds and fuck her in the ass with the smallest amount of lube possible while she screams and cries. Hopefully she will bleed after I am done cumming in her sweet little asshole.

Yes, she deserves it. That or rape a random, very hot girl in all her orfices.

I've always wanted to fuck my mom in the ass while my sister peed on me and our dog licks the come off my dick after I bang my mom in the ass.

I would really like to have sex, with a girl. I think I am ready to graduate from masterbating.

quote:Originally posted by Bleedthrough:

"Oh I wanna rip it up and swim in it until I drown; my moral standing is lying down! Nothing quite like the feeeel of some-thing new.."

maybe im all messed up.. yeah id have to say going out and picking up a ugly girl making her feel special and loved, start fucking her then beat the shit out of her and leave her in the stix. i dunno, i think i have problems

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quote:Originally posted by MrMojoRisin:

Call me old fashioned but I want a man like this (http://www.ehowa.com/tasteless/chickendinner.shtml).

A construction worker or firefighter (my ex is a firefighter), a manly man. The typical alpha male. No emotions, kill for food, fuck me raw type of thing.

I want to feel like a woman and not all this "equal" shit. You're a fucking man! Pick me up and run around with me or something. When you look at me I want to see lust in your eyes.

Fucking sissy boy lawyers, fuck the hair gel!



Holy shit do you have the right attitude!

p.s. I've worked construction.

First off I would want to goto the local swordsmith preferabled a japanese one, and ask for him to make me a nice sharp knife.

Waiting a few weeks to be made because I demand the knife to be perfect and really sharp I would practice knive stabbing skills.

After my knife was made I would go fetch the knife and pratice for a few more weeks with it.

When I have harnessed my knive stabbing skills I would go to the local shopping mall and find me a small asian chick around 5'2 and get her to come to my house.

At the house I would forcefully handcuff her to bed and blindfold her. Letting her scream and whatnot for the next 3 days, of course I would feed her and all to keep her alive. During those three days I would let my dog fuck her a few times and maybe have her give it a blowjob or two. After the 3 days of being in that bed I would uncuff her while I took a piss on her and let her go.

When she leaves the house I would follow her without her knowing. After say 10 minutes I would pull along side her and pull her into my van and force her to the ground. Then I would sit on her and rip her clothes off, with my knife on hand I would stab her in the the chest to expose her lung. Then I would proceed to take my pants off and take a viagra pill. While I wait for the viagra to take effect I would watch as the little asian girl dies a slow painful death. Once the pill has taken effect I would start to brutally fuck her in the lungs. Half way through I would stop and go get some meatloaf, can't forget the meatloaf because you get hungry during lunk fucking. After I finished my meatloaf I would come back and fuck her some more.

Once I have reach Climax and cummed inside her lung I would then dismount myself and watch as the girl cries to her death.

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quote:Originally posted by Grammar_Whore:

After my knife was made I would go fetch the knive and pratice for a few more weeks with it.



You should have said "knife".

EDiT: w00t meatloaf was included.

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OK my team is waiting in Uganda for the next Ebola outberak. They have a refrigerated container in several C-130s ready to go.

They harvest the bodies put them in sacks and straight into deepfreeze. They fly to all teh worlds most crowded cities and release their frozen poison up wind. They wait and watch CNN for the joyful news: millions die!!!

so who wins?

quote:Originally posted by Grammar_Whore:

so who wins?

You do gooky.

fucking racist

Shoot my load up a girl's nose.

I have fantasized about having sex with my girlfriend, her best friend, her sister, and her sisters friend all at the same time. I would like them bent down on the couch while taking turns with all four of them. OMG, why did I have to think about that again! If this ever happened, my life would be fulfilled, and I would die a very happy guy. Life sucks though...

quote:Originally posted by RA1NB0WCARNAG3:

"I'm going to come in your useless ear canal!!!"

I actually know what you are refering to!

do you by any chance live in Kingston?

Theres like loads of them. like in jamaca probably one in US ( copycats !!) athough I live near kingston upon thames in england

I would like to make love on Beltane, the pagan holiday of fertility. I would choose the bedroom for the location, but it's the idea of how the bedroom is built that makes this kind of cool.

There are cast iron wall sconces lit with blood red candles upon the walls, which are painted a marble of black and red with dark wood paneling at the bottom. The floor is a dark colored hardwood. All of the furniture is dark hardwood set in a Baroque style. In the center of the room a king size waterbed hangs from the ceiling by thick ropes. The sheets, covers, and pillows are red and black and made of silk and velvet. The ceiling is comprised completely of tiles of mirror. Dragon's Blood resin burns upon an altar behind the bed and music that sounds like a middle east/celtic fusion plays.

Not very kinky, but the atmosphere is very conducive to passionate lovemaking and that is my deepest darkest desire.

...

/Me portrays this (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/IRInfrared/IR.jpg) look

^^What's that look for?

DP

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quote:Originally posted by fick_dich:

I have fantasized about having sex with my girlfriend, her best friend, her sister, and her sisters friend all at the same time. I would like them bent down on the couch while taking turns with all four of them. OMG, why did I have to think about that again! If this ever happened, my life would be fulfilled, and I would die a very happy guy. Life sucks though...

You have the right idea except for me it would be my gf her chear squad her best friend, cute little blond with huge tits, a room filled with pillows and sheep skin ,feels nice on the bum bum. And mirrors covering the ceiling.

Ahhh that would be awsome, aaaaaaawsome.

i would want to be tied up in a dungeon with 1 woman in a soundproof room,then the woman would repetadly hit my balls till i passed out,then when i wake up she would squeeze them so hard they would pop.then i would wake up in a field sumwere?

so do i win!!!!!!!!!!

Watersports of any kind, especially wetting. This also includes sex in pools.

quote:Originally posted by TheFallenAngel:

Theres like loads of them. like in jamaca probably one in US ( copycats !!) athough I live near kingston upon thames in england

yeah, but if this guy actually IS from one of those kingstons, he'll know what I'm talking about. I imagine he knows WHICH kingston he is in.

quote:Originally posted by :tru:

Redheads.

You are my friend. Doesnt get better than redheads.

quote:Originally posted by Bleedthrough:

I'd enjoy watching the entire town of Grants, New Mexico burn to the ground, inhabitants included, and I'd also greatly enjoy being chased off a cliff by a bunch of topless women wearing rollerskates and bicycle helmets.

Name that Python reference!

The Meaning of Life!

Fucking a virgin.... fucking her really hard and then afterwards shoving way too much in, like my fist, so she can hardly take it. then i would like her to cut me and herself with a knife and let our blood mix as i fucked her until she couldnt move, then shoved my entire fist in her pussy and rammed it in and out. Then i would like to fuck her in the ass while we're cutting eachother more.

I win

I feel like theres really something wrong me..oh well this is my first time admitting this

I would customize my basement to be soundproof, handcuffs, footcuffs inserted into walls, find a very pretty girl, thin,nice smooth hair etc, no older than 27. Somehow get her to come over, then beat her over the head with a baseball bat when shes not looking.Tie her up in the basement and make sure she wont get out. Rape her for mabye a week and torutre her with acid,pins,hotsauce,alot of things and get it all on camera.Mabye a couple times pull out a gun and point it on her face and listen to her plead for her life. When im bored with her I would brutally murder her somehow either using a bat,a knife,golf club, something like that.Like slowly kill her by stabbing her or giving her daily beating at a 12:00 PM time and putting a clock in there for her too see. At the end I would get it all on tape. I think I might need professional help..agree?

I just want a goth girl that is totally into me even though I hate people.

I think a lot of you guys are weird, with some of the shit you come up with but we are all weird in our ways I suppose.

On topic, I dunno about deepest, darkest fantasy, prolly, tying up my girl, or more forceful sex, or a crazy threesome with one of her friends, but her starting between her friend and her, that would be crazy.

Anyways,

~Raven~

quote:Originally posted by MrMojoRisin:

Call me old fashioned but I want a man like this (http://www.ehowa.com/tasteless/chickendinner.shtml).

A construction worker or firefighter (my ex is a firefighter), a manly man. The typical alpha male. No emotions, kill for food, fuck me raw type of thing.

I want to feel like a woman and not all this "equal" shit. You're a fucking man! Pick me up and run around with me or something. When you look at me I want to see lust in your eyes.

Fucking sissy boy lawyers, fuck the hair gel!

I totally agree with you. I like my men to be able to take care of me, even though I can (and will) do it myself. Forget all those sissy-boys out there. Metrosexuals? Yeah, right. Can't get any good use out of 'em. I like my man to be a MAN. Bottom line.

quote:Originally posted by MrMojoRisin:

Call me old fashioned but I want a man like this (http://www.ehowa.com/tasteless/chickendinner.shtml).

A construction worker or firefighter (my ex is a firefighter), a manly man. The typical alpha male. No emotions, kill for food, fuck me raw type of thing.

I want to feel like a woman and not all this "equal" shit. You're a fucking man! Pick me up and run around with me or something. When you look at me I want to see lust in your eyes.

Fucking sissy boy lawyers, fuck the hair gel!

I work in construction

I have emotions, but little of them.

I might kill for food.

And damn right we're not equal. If only there were women like you down under.

But, you're not my type.

furries