Okay, so my girlfriends birthday is coming up in a few day's here, yes I bought her a gift, but I want to do more for her.

I have this little thing about saying "I love you" and she is obviously fully aware of it because she was curious why I never returned the gesture I guess you owuld call it, so along with her gift for her birthday I wanted to think of somthing original to show her how I feel.

Yeah I know it's not original because I didn't htink of it but oh well. Pretty much what I'm looking for is somthing real corny that girls really dig, I dont know, sweet I guess is what I'm shooting for.

I asked someone else and they said propose. No no no no no, I'm only 17 and I'm not ready for that, and I being the outgoing and extroverted guy that I am dont feel like saying I love you will really fit the deal.

Can anyone help me think of some stupid ass idea of how to show her how I feel.

(no jewlrey either heh)

You: I have something to tell you, my dear.

Her: Oh? And what may that be?

You: ...I love you...

Her: Oh, dear! I lo-

You: When you're sucking my DICK!! *put cock in bitch's mouth*

Eh. I'm bored, so I deided to do a little spamming. Advice? Hmmm... well, I think that the best idea is one that you will come up with yourself. Just sit down and think about it for 5 minutes. It's not as hard as you think.

Well, besides the bullshit part thank you for your advice, if I could think of something I would not have come here however.

Give her a few roses, each with a little tag saying something like, "For love." "For passion." "For comfort." etc...then afterwards, say some corny shit like, "Thank you for all you have given me. I love you."

Grab her hand, and place it on your chest. "My love, can you feel my heart beat? It beats just for you."

Look into her eyes until she says something like "What?", and then say "I was lost in the pools of green/blue/brown that are your eyes, and thought I would never be able to leave. Then you brought me back with your lovely voice..."

Grab a flower, and start giving it to her. Then stop and say "Wait, no... This would be an insult to a being as beautiful as you."

^^^lol. Nice on Gus.

Didn't read the thread. Don't care. Get her weed.

quote:Originally posted by GlitterPunk112358:

Didn't read the thread. Don't care. Get her weed.

You have been caught!!!!

How would you have known it was about a "present" from the title "Origionality"????

HMM?

HMMM?

HM?

quote:Originally posted by Gustave:

Grab her hand, and place it on your chest. "My love, can you feel my heart beat? It beats just for you."

Look into her eyes until she says something like "What?", and then say "I was lost in the pools of green/blue/brown that are your eyes, and thought I would never be able to leave. Then you brought me back with your lovely voice..."

Grab a flower, and start giving it to her. Then stop and say "Wait, no... This would be an insult to a being as beautiful as you."



Yes, Gus is INDEED a pimp.

It's a shame for him that most women only buy that shit after they're convinced you look good enough or have enough money to make up for poor looks.

quote:Originally posted by Vampire Archimiel:

Yes, Gus is INDEED a pimp.

Naa, I'm just a hopeless romantic with no place to express it.

~~~

quote:Originally posted by Optimus Prime:

It's a shame for him that most women only buy that shit after they're convinced you look good enough or have enough money to make up for poor looks.

Naa, females are overrated. I have robots instead.

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quote:Originally posted by Gustave:

Grab her hand, and place it on your chest. "My love, can you feel my heart beat? It beats just for you."

Look into her eyes until she says something like "What?", and then say "I was lost in the pools of green/blue/brown that are your eyes, and thought I would never be able to leave. Then you brought me back with your lovely voice..."

Grab a flower, and start giving it to her. Then stop and say "Wait, no... This would be an insult to a being as beautiful as you."



Holy shit Gus, I must say, I am impressed, and I do think I will use this, minus the last little flower thing, that's a bit corny for me actually. And I think I may also throw in what Optimus Prime said. Thanks guys.

And as for you GlitterPunk, well quite honestly I was going to flame you before realizing you were a female and were actually trying to help me.

Thanks again guys I appreciate all your help, I will report back and tell you how it goes.

quote:Originally posted by MP Nesto:

Holy shit Gus, I must say, I am impressed, and I do think I will use this, minus the last little flower thing, that's a bit corny for me actually. And I think I may also throw in what Optimus Prime said. Thanks guys.

And as for you GlitterPunk, well quite honestly I was going to flame you before realizing you were a female and were actually trying to help me.

Thanks again guys I appreciate all your help, I will report back and tell you how it goes.

You're too stupid to be romantic. Just "accidentaly" hurt yourself in front of her and have her nurse you all night. Chicks love that shit (as well as weed, or at least they should).

quote:Originally posted by Psychotogen:

You have been caught!!!!

How would you have known it was about a "present" from the title "Origionality"????

HMM?

HMMM?

HM?

Haha GlitterPunk got pwnd.

Wow, now I know how old fashioned I am. I guess the simple, evening-night picnic with a bottle of wine and some korny pre-thought up things to say isn't on the list.

quote:Originally posted by Gustave:

Grab her hand, and place it on your chest. "My love, can you feel my heart beat? It beats just for you."

Look into her eyes until she says something like "What?", and then say "I was lost in the pools of green/blue/brown that are your eyes, and thought I would never be able to leave. Then you brought me back with your lovely voice..."

Grab a flower, and start giving it to her. Then stop and say "Wait, no... This would be an insult to a being as beautiful as you."



Haha, that was great.

quote:Originally posted by Gustave:

Grab her hand, and place it on your chest. "My love, can you feel my heart beat? It beats just for you."

Look into her eyes until she says something like "What?", and then say "I was lost in the pools of green/blue/brown that are your eyes, and thought I would never be able to leave. Then you brought me back with your lovely voice..."

Grab a flower, and start giving it to her. Then stop and say "Wait, no... This would be an insult to a being as beautiful as you."





even with all the totse posts and no time on hand, Gus still has the passion for romantic love *grabs tissue*

quote:Didn't read the thread. Don't care. Get her weed.

If my boyfriend actually went out of his way enough to get me a present at all, and if that present turned out to be weed, I'd be pissed.

Anyway, weed tends not to be sweet. It's best when it's got that savory aroma.

My friend has a neat girlfriend. He lives with his parents, and got busted sneaking out of his parent's place at 4AM to visit his girlfriend, so he had to stay home the next day.

So, his girlfriend came over the next day and just dropped off a dime bag for him so the day wouldn't be so boring without her.

That's love.

Some dumb bitch i knew online told me something she read where a guy gave a girl 12 roses. 11 were real, 1 was fake. Then he told her "when the last one dies is when i'll stop loving you". I think that bitch was hinting at something to me. Oh well... i dont like long distance relationships. What you think of this tho?

quote:Originally posted by STORMofDEATH:

Some dumb bitch i knew online told me something she read where a guy gave a girl 12 roses. 11 were real, 1 was fake. Then he told her "when the last one dies is when i'll stop loving you". I think that bitch was hinting at something to me. Oh well... i dont like long distance relationships. What you think of this tho?

My girlfriend mentioned that one day actually, I kind of blew it off, nice attempt but she said it which takes away all meaning lol. I think I'm going to try what Gustave said believe it or not. I am going up to Oshkosh Wisconsin with her for the week I will report back and tell you guys how it goes. Wish me luck.

quote:Originally posted by Psychotogen:

You have been caught!!!!

How would you have known it was about a "present" from the title "Origionality"????

HMM?

HMMM?

HM?

Loser. What is the first thing it says in the actual body of the guy's original post? "Okay, so my girlfriends birthday is coming up in a few day's here, yes I bought her a gift, but I want to do more for her". I didn't have to read anything else past that. Didn't read other people's replies (until now) and didn't read the rest of the original post.

I stand by what I said aobut getting her weed. My pseudo-boyfriend-thing got me weed for my birthday. It was a small bag because it was left in the hands of the US Postal Service, but it's the thought that counts.

Okay, okay, okay. You could try getting her something really, really beautiful, then put it on her, and say 'This [whatever] may be beautiful, but only 93% as much as you.' Come on, you know you want to.

Or, buy her a single long stemmed rose - red. Put some card on it: 'Sometimes, words cannot express that which I feel so deeply in my heart.' It could work.

Just use little phrases girls fall for.

'Oh my God; you're beautiful.'

'Have I told you how irresistable you are in that [insert clothing here]? No? Well, maybe later.'

Take her hand, and look into her eyes, and say something like 'I know you would like to hear it, but, it seems like even if I did say it, it only expresses something less that what I feel for you. Let this be our own little love.'

ModelFifteen

You. Me.

A bottle of rum.

And a midnight picnic at a local golf course on par 9.

[This message has been edited by FourUntoFive (edited 07-28-2004).]