Well, the New Model has gotten itself into a dilemma - a promised cyber sex thing, later to-night, but there is one problem - it would be the New Model's first time over the internet. Why don't you all post some tips or tricls on how this sort of thing works, what you do in this kind of situation, and what seems to work best with a chick? Any and all help is greatly appreciated, Totsians!

ModelFifteen

Do you always speak in the third person? D Krunk doesn't like that.

Uh... Just type "I fuck you ass!!" a bunch...

Ehe, anyways though, I'm guessing you'd just want to go about describing what you'd be doing...

just respond

"oh baby oh baby oh baby" to everything they say.

Do you have any actual sexual experience?

That would help a lot.

quote:Originally posted by start_today:

Do you have any actual sexual experience?

That would help a lot.

I doubt it, actually. The realm of offline and online sex are very distant...

i watched my friend cyber one time and the othe rperson was all into but all they would ever say was "hump!" and i was like "do something fresh! come on" but they were like "like what"

just keep going *hump!*

quote:Originally posted by Gustave:

I doubt it, actually. The realm of offline and online sex are very distant...

That's what I was thinking.

Lets ask bash.org so you can get the general idea: quote:bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?

BritneySpears14: Aight.

bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.

BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.

bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.

bloodninja: Me too baby.

BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.

bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.

BritneySpears14: Hey...

bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.

BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.

bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.

BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.

bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.

bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.

BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.

bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.

bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.

bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.

bloodninja: Baby?

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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?

eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.

BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.

eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.

BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.

BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.

eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.

BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.

eminemBNJA: Oh ****

BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.

eminemBNJA: Oh ****

eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

Hope this helps you on what to do and not to do.

Yeah, can't forget the wizard hat and robe. It's a must.

does anyone have that link on how to cyber. ITS HILLARIOUS>

I think cyberin' is pretty dumb. Typin' it out real time seems like a turn off to me. Well, unless it's like THIS: sexylosers.com/222.html (http://www.sexylosers.com/222.html)

Having said that, I think its much better, if you're going that route, to have him/her email you a sexy senario to get off on, kinda like erotic fiction.

quote:Originally posted by Darkus:

Yeah, can't forget the wizard hat and robe. It's a must.

I figured as much - it makes you look like that Red Pimp from Final Fantasy Three.

Well, we must thank you for all your points on what not to do, really.

Yours,

ModelFifteen

lmfao that shit was soooo funny

wow... tell them you want them to take charge and just be like ...you know how to make me feel good.

Cyber sex is for people that cant get any in the

real world. Harsh but true.

XTC.