C'mon, everyone sometime's feel's the need to brush their shoulders off. So, what moment made you feel like a big pimp?

Mine would have to be tonight.... I'm 15, going to be a sophmore, and I just nailed a 17 year old, gonna be senior. Meh, nothing that big, but I feel pretty happy about it.

That, and when I had 6 different girls calling me all at once cuz they all wanted me.... 4 of them wanted to fuck too.

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When two best friends asked me out on the same night, and I knew that at least one other friend of theirs liked me.

Of course, not being a bitch, I said no to both.

Edit: There was the time I had four guys literally following me around buying me things without my asking for them, but that sort of made me feel more like a whore than a pimp, even though I didn't do anything with any of them. It should also be noted that I was only 13 when this was happening.

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Oh man... every day.

Heh, j/k I'll give you a real answer. It was kind of immature and stuff, but still satisfying- In short, there was about 4 girls chasing me around at a party yelling "No, he's MY Ryan"

What moment made me feel like a pimp?

Whenever I get the girl naked.

I think I felt like a pimp most when I went off to party. Pretty much a keg and 12 or 13 bottles of various liquor being given out that night and the end of the night is just as good as the beginning. I ended up nailing not only the birthday girl but, her two friends as well. God I love college.

Every single day

My 3 fine ass girlfriends and like 15 potential ones and 2 fuck buddies.

quote:Originally posted by Memorex:

Mine would have to be tonight.... I'm 15, going to be a sophmore, and I just nailed a 17 year old, gonna be senior. Meh, nothing that big, but I feel pretty happy about it.

Can a 15 year old even truly "nail" someone in the first place? It just sounds funny haha especially since she was two years older. I just imagine a little kid trying to get it on with a fully grown woman. Completely exagerated the circumstances, I know ...

Everyone, huh? I honestly don't think I've ever felt like a "pimp". Never really had anything pimpesque happen to me. The closest thing to making me feel pimpy was probably when tow girls at the mall simultaniously asked if they could grab my ass. They were having a bet to see which one could get the most guys to say yes.

I guess I'm just not pimp material.

whenever i put on my purple zuit suit and my feathered hat, get the cain out of the closet and put on random gold plated jewelery, hop in my caddy and drive 15 miles an hour downtown scopin out ho's

I don't ever really feel like a pimp, persay. It pisses me off when people keep calling or following me around. Example: last night about 3 or 4 guys called just to say whatsup.

I wanted to hit them. I'm out with friends, I'm busy, and I don't have time for your damn idle chatter.

I also hate it when you're walking and some discusting guy shouts out "HEY BABY" from the window or something, or blows a kiss, or does something in a failed attempt to be charming. Do you think yelling lude comments out the window at me is really going to accomplish something?

Sorry, that got off topic.

Eh..yeah, I'm no pimp.

I dated a girl 2 years older then me for 9 years...and we loved eachother. And yes, i did fuck her. Before i moved away from her at the age of 15, she invited me into several threesomes(shes bisexual) to which i gladly accepted, so at 15 i had sex with several 17 y/o's.

Eat that tough shit.

quote:Originally posted by SwordChucks:

I dated a girl 2 years older then me for 9 years...and we loved eachother. And yes, i did fuck her. Before i moved away from her at the age of 15, she invited me into several threesomes(shes bisexual) to which i gladly accepted, so at 15 i had sex with several 17 y/o's.

Eat that tough shit.

Yeah well I dated a girl 6 years older than me and she was bisexual and she like foursomes and so I had sex with several 21 y/o's!

a few weeks ago i went to 6 flags great america(chicago)on the way there we smoked 2 blunts and a handfull of joints. when we get home i drink 6 beers then we go driving around town.. to the redlight district. very drunk/high i walk up to this hooker and start talking to her about 5 minutes into the conversation i slap her... not like a baby slap i put weight into it and like came down on it. I dont know why i slapped her but it was funny as shit with intoxicated people waiting in a car for you sprint away from just smakcing a hooker, god i have too much time on my hands

When i was freshman in highschool I was sitting with this hot ass girl when my freind walks up to me. He says "so is this your girlfriend" and i said "no, but she could be if i wanted her to be". Then he looks at her and says "is this true" and she just nods and says "hell yea".

I though it was pretty cool.

Also when i had sex with 3 19 year olds at the same time. I was 16.

OMG!!!1!1!11! I had sex with sixteen 32 year old when I was eleven! OMG!!!1!1111! We nailed all night long and then to the next day!

Edit: I don't believe half of these responses.

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quote:Originally posted by Saline Colors:

I don't ever really feel like a pimp, persay. It pisses me off when people keep calling or following me around. Example: last night about 3 or 4 guys called just to say whatsup.

I wanted to hit them. I'm out with friends, I'm busy, and I don't have time for your damn idle chatter.

I also hate it when you're walking and some discusting guy shouts out "HEY BABY" from the window or something, or blows a kiss, or does something in a failed attempt to be charming. Do you think yelling lude comments out the window at me is really going to accomplish something?

Sorry, that got off topic.

Eh..yeah, I'm no pimp.

Its because youre a bangin hot mama and they wanted to lay the smackdown on you.

Well last night at the beach (daytona) I was hanging with some friends. Some friends I've met up here, we went to the hood to buy some good weed.

So get back in my car, some other "nigga's" match us a blunt so we're just riding down the beach strip smoking blunts and drinking on a MD 20/20.

Well I park the car, we all exit still high and drunk, and before we hit the sidewalk we see some hot girls, hot bitches. Yes they were already talking to other lame ass guys but you think we gave a fuck? NO.

So one of my friends igniated the conversation, he was talking to one and I was spitting game to the other one. Within 10 minutes of meeting her my hand was around her waist and ass, feeling, touching and pimping my talk.

Well to make a long story short, this girl took me to her hotel room and we fucked about 3 times. Her other friend and my other friend went to the beach but he was pissed because all they did was touch and kiss.

I felt like a pimp that night which was only last night.

But, I did park in a tow away zone so when I went back to my car, it had been towed.

Had to walk home at like 6am but it was worth it getting laid within the first 4 hours of knowing the girl.

On another note, I did get my car back. Payed 150$ DAMN!

im a pimp and you're a pimp, though I dont really believe in some of these stories posted.

Mine is 100% true.

peace.

when i was jacking off and my aunt caught me and finished me off "thats pimp'n"

keep it in the family

quote:Originally posted by Green Lantern:

Everyone, huh? I honestly don't think I've ever felt like a "pimp"...

What about when you killed that ogre in one shot with your +1 bow? .

every day.im a man-ho

ONe time I had some Yellow Paco Jeans, those were the shit... I wonder if they still make em'.... ::Looks on google....::

quote:Originally posted by Little Pea:

What about when you killed that ogre in one shot with your +1 bow? .



That's never happened, however I did blow up the head of a mind flayer in a single round by casting 3 lightning bolts. That was pretty sweet, especially since he was the BBEG of that adventure.

For the ignorant: a mind flayer is a cthulhu; a creature with a head resembling a squid that uses it's tentacles to eat the brains of it's victims, a round is 6 seconds, casting 3 spells in one round is not easily accomplished, BBEG means Big Bad Evil Guy; like a powerful "boss" monster, it is almost unheard of for a single player to defeat a BBEG designed to be a challenge for an entire party (group) singlehandedly so doing so in only one round is absolutely amazing.

In short, my sorcerer was incredible, amazing, spectacular, and a freakin' pimp with a charisma score of 28 (6 is very low, 10 is average), and he kicked major butt.

quote:Originally posted by Green Lantern:



That's never happened, however I did blow up the head of a mind flayer in a single round by casting 3 lightning bolts. That was pretty sweet, especially since he was the BBEG of that adventure.

For the ignorant: a mind flayer is a cthulhu; a creature with a head resembling a squid that uses it's tentacles to eat the brains of it's victims, a round is 6 seconds, casting 3 spells in one round is not easily accomplished, BBEG means Big Bad Evil Guy; like a powerful "boss" monster, it is almost unheard of for a single player to defeat a BBEG designed to be a challenge for an entire party (group) singlehandedly so doing so in only one round is absolutely amazing.

In short, my sorcerer was incredible, amazing, spectacular, and a freakin' pimp with a charisma score of 28 (6 is very low, 10 is average), and he kicked major butt.

Yes sir, you are now +20 pimp.

(FYI: I had to stop and laugh at this for a few minutes .)

When I manipulated my girlfriend to blow a Turkish guy for rent money, then spent it all on crack-cocaine and fried chicken.

The night i went to a club and had a girl in each arm both wanting me to fuck them.

quote:Originally posted by Memorex:

Mine would have to be tonight.... I'm 15, going to be a sophmore, and I just nailed a 17 year old, gonna be senior. Meh, nothing that big, but I feel pretty happy about it.



Pimp? Naw... That just made me laugh. How can a 15 year old nail someone? Hah! Young guys banging older chicks is fucking hilarious, bahahaha. Thats not the way it's suposed to go.

mmm, when do i feel like a pimp? actually a better question would be when dont i look like a pimp lol.

Anyway, i feel like a pimp when i hang around with my group at school, coz all the lads fuck off up town leaving me with 20+ girls every lunchtime, i feel like a pimp when i go to parties coz im the only one ever allowed in the room with the girls changing (and they know im straight, which is kinda confusing sometimes) but the main time is when i go out for a meal with my Mongolia group. I mean, one 18 year old surrounded by 11 other similar aged guys, imagine the looks i get off the waiters and barmen :P

quote:Originally posted by mongolia_d:

I mean, one 18 year old surrounded by 11 other similar aged guys, imagine the looks i get off the waiters and barmen :P

Yea,they probably think you're gay.