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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2004-07-22, 07:37
Ruski Ruski is offline
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I've got a new one, in honor of the blockbuster.

"The Spiderman"- When fucking a girl, pull out and blow your load in you hand. Then throw it in her face!

You can yell "I'm spiderman bitch" or "Webshot" for effect.

I thought it was pretty damn creative at the time, enjoy guys, go give it a try.
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Old 2004-07-22, 07:40
Bleedthrough Bleedthrough is offline
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...I can't help but laugh at this.

The Doc-Ock: When a woman simultaneously jacks off 6 or more men in a bukkake circle. She's like a damn octopus at the Buffet Du Cock!
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Old 2004-07-22, 07:41
midgeymonkey2 midgeymonkey2 is offline
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haha!
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Old 2004-07-22, 07:52
Green Lantern Green Lantern is offline
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I feel like I've heard of that somewhere before...sadly. Also, this is stupid.
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Old 2004-07-22, 08:03
Bleedthrough Bleedthrough is offline
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/Me sneaks up behind Green and sticks him in the neck with a nice, big tweakshot

You'll be laughing NOW, motherfucker!

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Old 2004-07-22, 08:10
Gustave Gustave is offline
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The Gustave: Pos-- I mean cum all over your girlfriend. Cover her in pos-- I mean cum.
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Old 2004-07-22, 08:34
Ruski Ruski is offline
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Gustave replied to my post.... Now I know i've suceeded in life.

Edit: If you really want, I'll give you the spiderman green.

[This message has been edited by Ruski (edited 07-22-2004).]
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Old 2004-08-09, 19:22
Spawny Spawny is offline
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I'm just bumping this because it's so damn funny.
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Old 2004-08-09, 19:25
AngrySquirrel AngrySquirrel is offline
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There should be a contest where the winner gets an honorary Spiderman from Gustave, that would be hilarious. Well, I don't know which is more funny, the people competing for it or the actual act.
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Old 2004-08-09, 20:05
Nephtys-Ra Nephtys-Ra is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Ruski:

I've got a new one, in honor of the blockbuster.

"The Spiderman"- When fucking a girl, pull out and blow your load in you hand. Then throw it in her face!

You can yell "I'm spiderman bitch" or "Webshot" for effect.

I thought it was pretty damn creative at the time, enjoy guys, go give it a try.

No. That's called an Emeril (Bam!) or a clown pie.
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Old 2004-08-09, 22:09
a123x a123x is offline
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If anything it should be named after the guy in the prison for the criminally insane in Silence of the Lambs who threw some jizz at Clarice when she went to see Hannibal. I can't recall what that guy's name was. I think maybe it was Miggs but that might be completely wrong.
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Old 2004-08-10, 03:55
655 655 is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Bleedthrough:

...I can't help but laugh at this.

The Doc-Ock: When a woman simultaneously jacks off 6 or more men in a bukkake circle. She's like a damn octopus at the Buffet Du Cock!



2 in the hands, 2 in the mouth, and 2 under the toes.
 
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