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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2004-07-22, 07:37
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Ruski 
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New sex term
I've got a new one, in honor of the blockbuster.
"The Spiderman"- When fucking a girl, pull out and blow your load in you hand. Then throw it in her face!
You can yell "I'm spiderman bitch" or "Webshot" for effect.
I thought it was pretty damn creative at the time, enjoy guys, go give it a try.
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#2
 2004-07-22, 07:40
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Bleedthrough 
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Re: New sex term
...I can't help but laugh at this.
The Doc-Ock: When a woman simultaneously jacks off 6 or more men in a bukkake circle. She's like a damn octopus at the Buffet Du Cock!
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#3
 2004-07-22, 07:41
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midgeymonkey2 
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Re: New sex term
haha!
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#4
 2004-07-22, 07:52
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Green Lantern 
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Re: New sex term
I feel like I've heard of that somewhere before...sadly. Also, this is stupid.
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#5
 2004-07-22, 08:03
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Bleedthrough 
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Re: New sex term
/Me sneaks up behind Green and sticks him in the neck with a nice, big tweakshot
You'll be laughing NOW, motherfucker!

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#6
 2004-07-22, 08:10
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Gustave 
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Re: New sex term
The Gustave: Pos-- I mean cum all over your girlfriend. Cover her in pos-- I mean cum. 
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#7
 2004-07-22, 08:34
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Ruski 
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Re: New sex term
Gustave replied to my post.... Now I know i've suceeded in life.
Edit: If you really want, I'll give you the spiderman green.
[This message has been edited by Ruski (edited 07-22-2004).]
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#8
 2004-08-09, 19:22
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Spawny 
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Re: New sex term
I'm just bumping this because it's so damn funny.
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#9
 2004-08-09, 19:25
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AngrySquirrel 
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Re: New sex term
There should be a contest where the winner gets an honorary Spiderman from Gustave, that would be hilarious. Well, I don't know which is more funny, the people competing for it or the actual act.
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#10
 2004-08-09, 20:05
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Nephtys-Ra 
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Re: New sex term
quote:Originally posted by Ruski:
I've got a new one, in honor of the blockbuster.
"The Spiderman"- When fucking a girl, pull out and blow your load in you hand. Then throw it in her face!
You can yell "I'm spiderman bitch" or "Webshot" for effect.
I thought it was pretty damn creative at the time, enjoy guys, go give it a try.
No. That's called an Emeril (Bam!) or a clown pie.
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#11
 2004-08-09, 22:09
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a123x 
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Re: New sex term
If anything it should be named after the guy in the prison for the criminally insane in Silence of the Lambs who threw some jizz at Clarice when she went to see Hannibal. I can't recall what that guy's name was. I think maybe it was Miggs but that might be completely wrong.
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#12
 2004-08-10, 03:55
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655 
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Re: New sex term
quote:Originally posted by Bleedthrough:
...I can't help but laugh at this.
The Doc-Ock: When a woman simultaneously jacks off 6 or more men in a bukkake circle. She's like a damn octopus at the Buffet Du Cock!
2 in the hands, 2 in the mouth, and 2 under the toes.
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