Say that I park my car on a side walk and start playing with myself, and I about to reach my max, and I open the door, face them and splooge all over them, what type of charges could they press against me? And would this be considered rape?

No rape charges. Most likely you'd just be violating public decency laws, maybe have to register as a sex offender.

Sexual misconduct.

~H

If you're in the USA and they wanted to throw the book at you, you could also be charged with lewd behavior, indecent exposure, criminal mischief, reckless endangerment and battery. Probably more stuff, but those are the only ones I know.

Haha I'm sorry, but I gotta know. What the hell would posess you to do this?

why not, target practice. sit up on top of the roof with a spotters scope just on the cusp of busting, then when the right person walks by, track him/her and wait until you are between heartbeats, aim low because the recoil will send it up into the kill zone. then run like hell.

I'm actually pondering how much doing this would completely rock.

Some 18 year old priss in her new Corvette that daddy bought her, chewing gum with her mouth open, talking on a cell phone. She opens her door, and...

SPLUT!

Right in yer eye, ya little clone! Hey, smeared your mascara!

Hahaha..I'd do it if I could get away with it.

I should do this and have a friend follow me with a video camera.... They take a stillshot with "ownage" edited to it while my splooge was in mid air right before contact with the face.... That would rule so hard.... HAHAHA

quote:Originally posted by Bleedthrough:

I'm actually pondering how much doing this would completely rock.

Some 18 year old priss in her new Corvette that daddy bought her, chewing gum with her mouth open, talking on a cell phone. She opens her door, and...



you know, my parents bought me a car a little while ago....

It was a Birthday present, its not a corvette but its awesome - sunroof, keyless entry MAD SYSTEM and some safe driving junk..

Im going to go smoke some marijuna, internet forums are fucking stupid.

/Me jizzes in your left eye

Now, I'm off to smoke some of my very own homegrown opium..Or maybe this pure, clear, oily shard. Hmm, no, I'll just smoke some of this weed that's so sticky it'll stay on the ceiling. I worked for all three.

God, there's so much stupidity in internet forums..Because of you.

haha! this is good shit,so im going to post a sereis of dots until this is a hot topic.

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last one.arent i nice?............................................. ........................

Okay, monkey, that'll do. The Hot topics are SG topics; the S&A Hot Topic list only appears when you're in the Erotica text files section. Just like the BLTC Hot Topics appear when you're in the Drugs text files, Conspiracy when in Fringe, T&T when in technology...you get it now, right?

Edit: When someone who doesn't regularly post here posts, I assume it was because they were perusing Erotica and the Hot Topics caught their eye. Heh.

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Somebody get M2 a goddamned maxi pad, or something.

Don't make me blind you in one eye like I did that other guy.

EDIT: Haha, "caught their eye"...haha...hahaha...Oh, the synchronicity..haha...We are SO destined for marriage.

..Or at least an AIM convo or something. =p

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quote:Originally posted by deadlycindy:



Edit: When someone who doesn't regularly post here posts, I assume it was because they were perusing Erotica and the Hot Topics caught their eye. Heh.

[This message has been edited by deadlycindy (edited 07-22-2004).]

quote:Originally posted by Bleedthrough:

Somebody get M2 a goddamned maxi pad, or something.

Don't make me blind you in one eye like I did that other guy.

shut up.

Don't go fucking up the synchro-chi, you little bastard. That's not cool.

And relax. I don't have anything against you, but that double-post thing was annoying. Ain't exactly onna dem "light days", I take it? I feel you, brah.

/Me wings midgey a sack of extra-heavy flow tampons

Lighten up, nucca!

-IR

("Nucca" courtesy of Frank Castle The Pwnisher)

no one that i dont know has ever called me midgey.looks so wierd.anywayz.*peace smiley,even though im confused*

Sexual assault anyone?

quote:Originally posted by Bleedthrough:

I'm actually pondering how much doing this would completely rock.

Some 18 year old priss in her new Corvette that daddy bought her, chewing gum with her mouth open, talking on a cell phone. She opens her door, and...

SPLUT!

Right in yer eye, ya little clone! Hey, smeared your mascara!

Hahaha..I'd do it if I could get away with it.

heh that sounds so good when you put it that way.

Drive-by bukake. Intriguing.