I know asianhippy2003 is a troll but he posted a challenge which I just can't refuse. He said that 'anybody who masturbates at least once a day won't be able to go a month without masturbating'.

Since it will be a change of perception (and I'm always up for that, as BLTC regs will know [get it regs is a vague drug reference]) I think I'm going to take up his challenge.

T+0:00 (Time: 1:30 Mountain Time) - Haven't masturbated for 0 minutes now.

Note how I post-dated it

I won't update too frequently since this is a junk thread and I don't expect to abstain for more than a day or three tops.

DUde, I'm with you.... let's see I've been at work for 4 hours, so I'm giving myself 4 hours...



PS: I'm winning.

I used to masturbate about 3 times a week, sometimes every day but usually about 3 times a week. One day i just gave it up, that was about 3 months ago and ive done it twice since then. I reccomend giving it up, its hell good. Have sex instead.

So, going for the title of "Master of your Domain", eh? Sounds like you anticipate being a Kramer though.

I havent for about 1 week and a half, I just havent bothered.

Hmm, I wonder if theirs any link between masturbating daily and not getting laid.

If you don't beat off I expect you're gonna try a lot harder to get laid, without fear of rejection.

same here, unless I get laid of course

quote:Originally posted by ---Beany---:

Hmm, I wonder if theirs any link between masturbating daily and not getting laid.



Dur! I used to whack it about 4 times a week, then I got a girl, and now I jerk the gerk like 3 time a month.

My friends and I were inspired by Seinfeld and had our own "master of your domain" tournament and I'll tell you right now that it's extremely hard. I lasted four days and by then I was going crazy. If you have internet porn readily available to you, it's that much harder.

quote:Originally posted by deadlycindy:

So, going for the title of "Master of your Domain", eh? Sounds like you anticipate being a Kramer though.

Don't you mean...Creamer?

T+10:00 hours and now I'm going to work.

Really though I don't expect to last much longer than 3 or 4 days.

Yeah, nobody cares how much you masturbate, nor should they. If someone has to masturbate excessively, then they don't have as many important things in their life to occupy themselves with. Let it go, and ignore the dipshits that bitch about it.

quote:Originally posted by deadlycindy:

So, going for the title of "Master of your Domain", eh? Sounds like you anticipate being a Kramer though.

No one likes Seinfeld. At least I don't.

quote:Originally posted by Shodan's Own:

Dur! I used to whack it about 4 times a week, then I got a girl, and now I jerk the gerk like 3 time a month.

Obviously you didn't understand.

What I'm saying is maybe, if you are someone who masturbates daily, you don't have the horn factory that other guys have when you're around women, so you don't lay it on as much.

If you don't wack off you'll be more like "Holy fuck I need a shag", so even if you're completely shy you'll still try like fuck to get laid.

I'm giving it up because I've heard that masturbating a lot will make you cum prematurely when fuckin.

quote:Originally posted by chainy:

No one likes Seinfeld. At least I don't.

Seinfeld is the best television show ever created.

quote:Originally posted by chainy:

No one likes Seinfeld.

That must explain why it was rated in the top 10 during its entire run, and why it's syndicated on multiple networks and is thus aired several times per day.

People make references to Seinfeld episodes without even knowing it, since much of the show's material has been absorbed into popular culture.

I am in the challenge starting July 19th 6:00 PM. I will outlast al of you.

T+22:00 - About to give up out of boredom. I'm so bored and there's nothing to do except masturbate.

july,19,2004

11:58

twenty four hours since i have stroked the salami and am going to go for a week without it and see how it feels and stuff because i have been beating the meat every day because it is summer.so ia am going to make it one week.

quote:Originally posted by deptstoremook:

T+22:00 - About to give up out of boredom. I'm so bored and there's nothing to do except masturbate.

Solution: DRUUUUUUUUUUGGZ!!!

Raiden - if you came here after that other thread closed:

1. Yes I am a girl (quite obviously)

2. Give me your AIM and I'll send you a pic.

I'll join last time was on the 18th at around 4:00pm

quote:Hmm, I wonder if theirs any link between masturbating daily and not getting laid.

Nope, not for me at least. My wife & I still do the nasty about 3 times a week, yet I still jack it roughly once a day, give or take. Even if I had sex daily I'd still be stroking. Sometimes I have to go jack it within an hour or two after sex. Sometimes a man just can't get satisfied...

What can I say? I'm one horny mo-fugger.

I lost at around t+24:00. I should delete this thread now because I abuse any modicum of power I am given.

cindys dating herself now.

I usually masturbate about 10-20 times a day...I'm already going insane a mere 13h 18m since the last wank.

Started on the 20th at 0:00 CDT, it is 13:18.

[This message has been edited by Optimus Prime (edited 07-20-2004).]

last year I got really guilty and disgusted with myself for masturbating (cuz I am Catholic) so I quit doing it on may 21, 2003. I didnt masturbate for almost a whole year which was in early May. It felt so good to start it up again.

I'm out at 14:21 since the start. I can't take it, I gotta get some juice out!

Oh yea, I lost last night, I thought maybe I could look at porn just to give little willy some time to get free air and hop around. I tried to stop myself, and beat it at the same time, so I punched myself in the face, and when I regained conciousness splooge was all over my cold lifeless body. It sucked.

Lost due to boredum

anyone besides me who is still going

T+53:00

quote:Originally posted by ---Beany---:

Hmm, I wonder if theirs any link between masturbating daily and not getting laid.

If you don't beat off I expect you're gonna try a lot harder to get laid, without fear of rejection.

i don't think there is....i rarely beat off, usually just a couple times per week, and it's been even less lately because of summer (did it yesterday for the first time in like a week), but i have a friend who doesn't miss a day, no matter what, and he says he usually does it around 3 times per day. I've never gotten any play from anyone, i've never really even made out with a girl...and this guy is all over anything with a vagina. He's a horny bastard, he'll get all touchy feely with girls who he doesn't really even know...most of them don't like it and shit, but he's definately gotten a shit load more play than i have...i think he'll turn into a rapist one day the way he acts towards women though.

~meaty

haha i bet there is some asshole fuck that posted that he will win and hes beating off like crazy...

pffft a lot of people have gone a month without beating off...

a real challange is to go a month without stopping.... id like to see someone do that!

quote:Originally posted by ---Beany---:

Hmm, I wonder if theirs any link between masturbating daily and not getting laid.

If you don't beat off I expect you're gonna try a lot harder to get laid, without fear of rejection.

for as many of your comments are usually witty and mean, that is actually a good thought. wonder if it is true.