Okay, first a little background. I'm quite attracted to my friend's girlfriend, and I see both of them on a regular basis (at least once a week, since we all play D&D together). She is my ideal of beauty in pretty much every way I can imagine. I've got a thing for 'ordinary' chicks-- girls who look pretty, but not noteworthy-- and that describes her to a T. She's got a nice face, great hair, good smile and eyes, and a really nice body. She dresses pretty conservatively, loose tee-shirt or sweatshirt and jeans. She's short, 5'1" or so, has big tits, and has a little bit of meat on her bones, but isn't fat. All qualities I find very attractive. Personality wise she is absolutely incredible too. Very friendly, good sense of humor, she acts like one of the guys. Hell, she's bi and half the time when she's bored she'll start flipping through one of the playboys or maxims that are strewn around in various places in my house. She also spends an inordinate amount of time on the internet finding women to hook up with (either just the two of them or a threesome with her boyfriend).

Now, all that's fine. I can ignore that. But what what's really annoying is that she has absolutely gorgeous feet. I don't know what it is about them. I've got a minor foot fetish-- I appreciate looking at them, and they can be a nice diversion during foreplay, but otherwise I'm more interested in other parts of the body-- but it takes an ungodly amount of willpower to avoid staring at her feet. They're just so... perfect. And they're damn-near omnipresent. She always wears flip-flops and takes them off when she comes inside, and at my house the way she sits usually leaves her feet dangling in mid air so that I can't help but notice them.

Now, I'm not in love with her. Lusting after her, definitely, but I can keep that in check pretty easily. But this is the equivelent of the woman of your dreams walking around you topless on a regular basis, and you can't even flirt with her because she's your friend's girlfriend.

It's fucking annoying. And I can't even talk about it with my friends because I think it might be kinda awkward (if not telling them how hot I think she is, than telling them about my appreciation for feet).

ARGGHHHHHHH!

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Jkjk.

It seems like you really care about this girl. So i think you should be comfortable talking with her about it, and if she cant accept it, then shes not for you.

i had a girl suck my toe once.

just compliment her nonchalantly...

then again..

and again...

on everything you like about her

she'll get the message that you actually appreciate her

Um... If she has sex with random women she finds on the internet, and her boyfriend doesn't mind, what's so amoral about you trying to have sex with her?

I don't get it.

She has permission from her boyfriend to have fun with other women. It'd be quite a different thing to do it with a man, especially me since I'm good friends with both of them.

I'm not saying I want her. I mean, I do, but it's not like it's eating away at me inside. It's just really, really frustrating. This post wasn't meant to be asking for advice, I was just venting because this is the only appropriate forum where I can be positive that noone I particularly don't want to know will read it.

I think the answer to this question is to somehow find a way to have sex with her, and then when you are having sex with her, unexpectedly ram your dick up her ass and see if she craps on the bed...

haha, sorry, still laughin at that other post

quote:Originally posted by Asumoru:

...since we all play D&D together.

Wahaha!

Two fallacies that make your post questionable:

1. Girls don't play D&D

2. Guys who play D&D do NOT get sex under any circumstances.

All joking aside, just fuck her. To hell with her boyfriend, nature calls.

[This message has been edited by deptstoremook (edited 07-19-2004).]

None of my friends have girlfreinds, and it's been so long since I stepped outside that if it were't for this electronic box in front of me, I wouldn't know what one looked like. I do however, play D&D, and therefore relate to your situation completely. You only have one option; cut off her feet.

When she's asleep on your couch, grab a hatched. Tiptoe up to her and with one swift swing, just slice 'em both off and kick them under the couch before she knows what happened. When she asked why you did that, just explain that you were trimming the hedges and missed. If she asks why you're naked, just pretend you don't hear her and sit in her lap smiling like a fool.

After she leaves, retreive the feet, clean them off, and put them in the freezer. They'll keep fresher that way. The next day, mail one of the feet (your least favorite) to her so she'll love you forever, and keep the other little piece of her for a rainy/horny day.

Or don't, you know...whatever.

quote:Originally posted by Green Lantern:

...Tiptoe up to her and with one swift swing, just slice 'em both off...

Even Annie Wilks couldn't cut off one foot in one swing.

oh god! that made me laugh so much!ok now seriously,what good are feet?why are they such a big turn-on for you?and what would you do,foot fuck her?explain! *still chuckling*

It's not at all uncommon to become wildly and incomprehensibly infatuated with a particular body part, or even a gesture or the way someone sits. Gorgeous feet are rare.

Just roll with this mild obsession. It will pass.

quote:Originally posted by midgeymonkey2:

oh god! that made me laugh so much!ok now seriously,what good are feet?why are they such a big turn-on for you?and what would you do,foot fuck her?explain! *still chuckling*



Nope. Like I said, minor foot fetish. I like looking at them, but find the idea of placing a foot near genitalia weird at best.

And incidentally, proof that she does indeed play D&D:

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Wut? N FEET PIkS!?!?&gt;!1111?!&gt;!!.11?!111OMGH4X!11!11

Nice TV.

So does she invite her online sex partners over for an intense game of D&D before the threesomes? Sounds like good foreplay.

Uh, shes fat...and wears too much make up.

quote:Originally posted by Todesgehen:

Uh, shes fat...and wears too much make up.

&lt;shrug&gt; I disagree with both of those statements, although I admit that in that pic the angle or the lighting or something does make it look like she's got on a lot more makeup than she really does.

She's not very attractive, but I'd hit it if my choice ranged from dead rabbit to old lady.

quote:Originally posted by Asumoru:



Nope. Like I said, minor foot fetish. I like looking at them, but find the idea of placing a foot near genitalia weird at best.

And incidentally, proof that she does indeed play D&D:

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Your picture is broken.

It might be fun to seduce her character and play with her character's feet, and get her character pregnant (unless one of you're a dwarf and she's an elf...that's just wrong) What kinds of characters are you guy's playing? If you're a spellcaster (even a low level one) and she has a low will save, the possibilities are endless. And if you don't know any good enchantment spells, you can always buy scrolls. Another fun idea is to surprise her with "unssen servant" and "mage hand". Just make sure your DM doesn't mind you putting the story on hold for awhile...

^^^just...stop.

That bitch is gross. I know what you mean about feet though, my gf always wears socks, and her feet are jjust so perfect.

She hates to have them touched, and she thinks that feet are gross. Always with the socks too.

Sometimes though, she will rub them on my face, or give me a foot job. That shit is so hot. I never had a foot fetish until I saw her feet. I don't even care about other womens feet, but hers are just so sexy.

quote:Originally posted by The_Reckoning:

Nice TV.



Ditto.

That's one sweet TV. Does it have component input?

Cheez-It

Do you have any pictures where she doesn't look like a fat girl with too much make-up?

wow, that sounds like the plot from an Episode of Seinfeld.

quote:Originally posted by Green Lantern:

It might be fun to seduce her character and play with her character's feet, and get her character pregnant (unless one of you're a dwarf and she's an elf...that's just wrong) What kinds of characters are you guy's playing? If you're a spellcaster (even a low level one) and she has a low will save, the possibilities are endless. And if you don't know any good enchantment spells, you can always buy scrolls. Another fun idea is to surprise her with "unssen servant" and "mage hand". Just make sure your DM doesn't mind you putting the story on hold for awhile...

Err, I'm the DM. :P

quote:Originally posted by The_Rabbi:

That's one sweet TV. Does it have component input?

Err, yeah, of course... It even has DVI input so it can be used as a flat screen monitor. Too bad I'm too lazy to bring my computer into the living room.

once again confirming my suspicion that every single time someone says "shes got some meat/curves on her, but shes not fat" they really mean "shes fat".

quote:Originally posted by mrman383:

once again confirming my suspicion that every single time someone says "shes got some meat/curves on her, but shes not fat" they really mean "shes fat".

Well a girl can be 'fat' and still be really attractive; like if that girl had more form but still weighed the same she could be very pretty. And if she wore less makeup.