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 #1 
Old 2004-07-19, 02:33
siodojo siodojo is offline
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i have a problem. i beat off way too much. how can i cut down the amount of beating off because the skin is starting to get darker, and how can i get this darkened skin back to it's original color. (besides cutting it off or painful suggestions like that).
 #2 
Old 2004-07-19, 02:35
Boomer Da'God Boomer Da'God is offline
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I beat off 8 times one day just to see how many time I could actually do it.

[This message has been edited by Boomer Da'God (edited 07-19-2004).]
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Old 2004-07-19, 03:23
moldykorn moldykorn is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Boomer Da'God:

I beat off 8 times on day just to see how many time I could actually do it.
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Old 2004-07-19, 03:50
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Wash your hands first maybe?
 #5 
Old 2004-07-19, 05:12
Boomer Da'God Boomer Da'God is offline
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Can anyone beat 8?
 #6 
Old 2004-07-19, 05:13
Gustave Gustave is offline
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Eight isn't anything special, I've done over fifteen a few times.



...I had way too much time on my hands...
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Old 2004-07-19, 05:17
Brilliant2U Brilliant2U is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Gustave:

Eight isn't anything special, I've done over fifteen a few times.



...I had way too much time on my hands...

I'll beat your record on webcam, in 1 hour!
 #8 
Old 2004-07-19, 05:17
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control yourself
 #9 
Old 2004-07-19, 05:18
Boomer Da'God Boomer Da'God is offline
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Damn 15? I was hurting on my eighth
 #10 
Old 2004-07-19, 05:23
Gustave Gustave is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Brilliant2U:

I'll beat your record on webcam, in 1 hour!



60 / 15 = 4 minutes, on average, per ejaculation.

Better hurry...

EDiT: Reversed the numbers...

[This message has been edited by Gustave (edited 07-19-2004).]
 #11 
Old 2004-07-19, 05:38
Green Lantern Green Lantern is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Gustave:

Eight isn't anything special, I've done over fifteen a few times.



...I had way too much time on my hands...

Damnitt Gustave! Now all I'll be able to think about in bed tonight will be the image of you in the Gustroid suit (http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v289/Green_Lantern/Gustroid.jpg) beating off repeadedly and I'm gonna have a wet dream.
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Old 2004-07-19, 05:44
Brilliant2U Brilliant2U is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Gustave:

60 / 15 = 4 minutes, on average, per ejaculation.

Better hurry...

Not a problem. I once ejaculated 5 times on webcam in a period of about 15 minutes.

I wasn't even trying either!
 #13 
Old 2004-07-19, 05:49
Brilliant2U Brilliant2U is offline
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This could be the newest stupid sport. You know how many people take "competitive eating" so seriously? I say we take it to new heights and create a competitive masturbation league. I'd like to see the Japanese beat us at that!
 #14 
Old 2004-07-19, 05:50
Gustave Gustave is offline
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Oh, you'll see and see and see some more...
 #15 
Old 2004-07-19, 06:10
VladimirIllyichLenin VladimirIllyichLenin is offline
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One day last June I had a fever so I thought beating off (I had to sit in bed all day) would entertain me. I got up to 16, that's right, 16 times! After about the 8th time nothing was coming out, then after 8 more goes I thought my prostate was going to melt out of my peehole.

[This message has been edited by VladimirIllyichLenin (edited 07-19-2004).]
 #16 
Old 2004-07-19, 06:17
Brilliant2U Brilliant2U is offline
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The week after my opiate withdrawls ended, I was feeling very sad. I did nothing but beat off for about the past month after that. I even beat off so much I had a cut on my dick. I still beat off with the cut, and only made it worse.
 #17 
Old 2004-07-19, 06:21
deptstoremook deptstoremook is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Gustave:

Eight isn't anything special, I've done over fifteen a few times.



...I had way too much time on my hands...

I BET U HAD WAY TOO MUCH SEMEN ON YOUR HANDS TOO LOLOLOL!!!!1111ONEONEONE

It was asking for it.

Poster: Get some willpower. Get a hobby. Do something. Or just go whack off.
 #18 
Old 2004-07-19, 07:26
asianhippie2003 asianhippie2003 is offline
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for everyone that has been beatin there dicks everyday for about a month now, i dare u to take this challenge...i bet none of u ppl who jerk it everyday can go a month without masturbation let alone a week.
 #19 
Old 2004-07-19, 07:48
Brilliant2U Brilliant2U is offline
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quote:Originally posted by asianhippie2003:

for everyone that has been beatin there dicks everyday for about a month now, i dare u to take this challenge...i bet none of u ppl who jerk it everyday can go a month without masturbation let alone a week.

It sounds like you're just trying to watch my webcam for a month. Fuck that!
 #20 
Old 2004-07-19, 07:56
Auron547 Auron547 is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Brilliant2U:

The week after my opiate withdrawls ended, I was feeling very sad. I did nothing but beat off for about the past month after that. I even beat off so much I had a cut on my dick. I still beat off with the cut, and only made it worse.

breaking the skin. been there done that

bad times, bad times
 #21 
Old 2004-07-19, 08:37
frank the tank frank the tank is offline
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shit,after four im dry.
 #22 
Old 2004-07-19, 09:23
Bleedthrough Bleedthrough is offline
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Start using meth.

Sure, you'll smack the bishop 3 times as often the first few weeks, but after that, you'll be too distracted, lazy or impotent to do it but once every 4 days or so.

This does apply even to myself, although my actual sex drive is as intense as ever. It just doesn't mean I jack off every time I get wood anymore.
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Old 2004-07-20, 01:25
siodojo siodojo is offline
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heh i thought i had it bad. i did beat off 3 times last night. i beat off and 5 min later i did again. now thats skill. does this mean i'm gonna be an awesome lover?
 #24 
Old 2004-07-20, 03:24
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One of the planets out there
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hah... it just means you won't be able to cum very easily... which is FUCKING ANNOYING AS FUCKING HELL. Because when you do it yourself that's all you think about. When I'm with a chick and I'm like thinking about doing it right, my mind starts to wander from doing it right to other things. So then I can't fucking nut.
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Old 2004-07-20, 05:14
AvtomatoR AvtomatoR is offline
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go to ogrish.com (http://www.ogrish.com) and watch some sick, disgusting, horrible videos when you have the urge to masturbate.

Repeat.
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Old 2004-07-20, 05:31
Brilliant2U Brilliant2U is offline
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quote:Originally posted by AvtomatoR:

go to ogrish.com (http://www.ogrish.com) and watch some sick, disgusting, horrible videos when you have the urge to masturbate.

Repeat.

I already do.
 #27 
Old 2004-07-20, 06:09
*FuckBeast* *FuckBeast* is offline
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Girls....girls, chill out, i havent jacked off in a week, the time I start it I probably wont be able to stop for hours.

Whos up for a webcam-jackoff competition? cant handle it bitch? huh?
 #28 
Old 2004-07-20, 06:25
ADMIN|STRATOR ADMIN|STRATOR is offline
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if i dont jack off at night i cant sleep and if i do i jack off in my sleep. I dont think ive gone more than 2 days without jacking off since i was 13. Im 20 now
 #29 
Old 2004-07-20, 08:46
AirshipCaptain AirshipCaptain is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Boomer Da'God:

I beat off 8 times one day just to see how many time I could actually do it.



Shit, man. My prostate starts to ache painfully after 3. However, I probably do a poor job of spacing out. And a lot of times I masturbate once and later in the day I'll be like "time for the daily wank", having forgotten about the earlier session.
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Old 2004-07-20, 17:47
Run Screaming Run Screaming is offline
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quote:Originally posted by siodojo:

i have a problem. i beat off way too much. how can i cut down the amount of beating off because the skin is starting to get darker, and how can i get this darkened skin back to it's original color. (besides cutting it off or painful suggestions like that).

It's burned from too much friction.
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Old 2004-07-20, 18:34
Inside_Voices Inside_Voices is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Run Screaming:

It's burned from too much friction.

Think of it like an easy suntan.

How many guys do you know with tans down there?
 #32 
Old 2004-07-20, 19:25
Optimus Prime Optimus Prime is offline
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10-20 a day, no friction burns, though I occasionally have dry orgasms. No need to cut down on the masturbation, in fact, increase it a few times a day...just use lube or do it less furiously.
 #33 
Old 2004-07-20, 20:01
dastoner dastoner is offline
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i didnt read ALL of the replies.. but what the hell. one day i was bored home alone playing FF 7 and in the course of about 3 hours i beat off about 24 times.



~champ
 #34 
Old 2004-07-20, 20:35
*FuckBeast* *FuckBeast* is offline
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Bullshit!^ So what, since noone wants to accept my webcam jackoff challenge, I declare myself a WINNER! SUCKERS!!!!
 #35 
Old 2004-07-20, 21:41
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You guys need to get out more. My record is 3 in one day, and that hurt like hell after. It takes me ages, sometimes I just can't be bothered.
 #36 
Old 2004-07-20, 21:57
Optimus Prime Optimus Prime is offline
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3 hurts you because your testicles are weak. You're not a man, and I bet your women are always disappointed when they get a maximum of 3 simultaneous orgasms.
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Old 2004-07-21, 02:39
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Holy shit you guys come fast. Id jack off 4 times a day but itd take hours, unless you just go for speed.. and then whats the point? Damn you should really get out more.
 #38 
Old 2004-07-21, 12:55
asianhippie2003 asianhippie2003 is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Brilliant2U:

It sounds like you're just trying to watch my webcam for a month. Fuck that!



y would i wanna watch urself squirt urself in the eye, and probably wouldnt take the challenge either cuz u dont have the will power or u just like weak orgasms
 
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