Besides kissing the neck and biting the nips and the ear...what are some other lil turn on things I can do to my girl?

Dirty talk

stroking her back and the back of her neck

Handcuffs(!?)

It most likly would depend on the girl. Some girls hate guys playin with their ears, others love it just try anything that you think could work.

Slap her, beat her, shout at her. Man she is gonna want you so bad. Seems to work for poor southern folk

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put your finger in her butthole

Show her your financial statement.

Okay, seriously, any little nuances in the way you show her attention will be appreciated. You have to play it by ear and adjust it to the individual.. no correct answer will work on every woman, anymore than it would work in reverse.

Be assertive but not forceful, play off her reactions and if you get nowhere come back and tell us what a loser you are... we'll symphathize I'm sure....

Get verbal.. seriously. Be as rude (but nice about it) and and dirty as you can without being cheesy or cliched.

Kiss her and feel her and hold her an rub her and tickle her and get on top of her and rub her and undress her hehehe

Be careful with what you say if you get into that dirty talking shit. There is a wide range of things guys will say to try to turn girls on and some of them turn me off to the point of me standing up and walking away. Anything even close to "you like that, don't you?" or anything to do with how wet I am will make me want to shoot you in the foot. Some girls like it (or so I've been told), but it's something to be careful with. Talking of any sort should be kept to a minimum.

Other than not doing dumb shit, turning girls on is pretty simple. Ears, neck, nipples, wherever the fuck you want. Kiss everything. And bite if you feel like you should. The most important thing is just to notice how she responds to certain things and do more of the stuff she likes and none of the stuff she doesn't.

...wow, my advice is retarded...

Is it ok to tell a woman, "You know, I'd give anything to eat a candy bar out of your slit"? Maybe I should ask Mick Jagger.

Just kidding, but my point is, when dirty-talking, say things to her that might normally make you blush (figuratively or literally). Sneak up behind her while she's standing in front of your sliding-glass door and watching the sun rise, touch her hips and tease them, lift her shirt up a little, then put your lips up to her right ear, whisper in a very quiet, rough voice, "I'm going to make you scream.." while you're sliding your hands into her panties, extremely, painfully, teasingly slowly.

Sorry, got kind of detailed there. But the basic technique is valid.

quote:Originally posted by Bleedthrough:



Sneak up behind her while she's standing in front of your sliding-glass door and watching the sun rise, touch her hips and tease them, lift her shirt up a little, then put your lips up to her right ear, whisper in a very quiet, rough voice, "I'm going to make you scream.." while you're sliding your hands into her panties, extremely, painfully, teasingly slowly.



I don't know what girl wouldn't be turned on by that, honestly.

I don't know about other girls but my ears/neck/nipples are really sensitive so if you trace these areas with your tongue ... yum .

quote:Originally posted by GlitterPunk112358:

Be careful with what you say if you get into that dirty talking shit. There is a wide range of things guys will say to try to turn girls on and some of them turn me off to the point of me standing up and walking away.

its true. certain words just DONT work. for instance, my gf loves to be told how whorish she is etc, and generally degraded, but she hates being called a "cunt". granted, that is a pretty strong word, but judging be the other things she likes to be called, its kind of an oddball that she just doesnt like.

Reminds me of when I was a teenage young gun at a teenage drinking party, I snuck up behind this girl who was socially conversing with her friends, and I just took my finger and stuck it up her vagina (she was wearing those retarded pj pants) as hard as I could. She screamed and dropped her drink and ran away.

However, safe to say she was kissing and hugging me later on

You're probably better looking than me, so I guess you'd have far more luck

Rape her.

quote:Originally posted by VladimirIllyichLenin:

Reminds me of when I was a teenage young gun at a teenage drinking party, I snuck up behind this girl who was socially conversing with her friends, and I just took my finger and stuck it up her vagina (she was wearing those retarded pj pants) as hard as I could. She screamed and dropped her drink and ran away.

However, safe to say she was kissing and hugging me later on

You're probably better looking than me, so I guess you'd have far more luck

Heh, you're evil for doing something for that, and you're evil for suggesting that as a pretty fail-safe method there...still, I know a friend who does exactly the same thing and it works.

Starting at the top!

Biting, licking, nibbling, and don't forget sucking the ears and neck, then breasts, here, groping, whether rough or soft, pinching her nipples, depends on what your girls into. Then there's her back, her lower back, licking or glide your finger tips lightly over her skin. her ass, massage it, lick, spank it. her inner thighs, rub them, only to come close too touching her pussy, but don't. spread her legs wide, blow gently onto her pussy lips, spreading them, play with them, licking her, playing with her clit, rub your tongue up and down her slit, lick her from the top of her pussy, down to her her asshole, then if you'd like, lick her up and down her legs, too her feet.

In all, the woman's entire body, depending on the girl, can be a sensitive spot, try different things, and see where "your" girls sensitive spots are and go from there.

Happy Hunting!

quote:Originally posted by Bleedthrough:

Is it ok to tell a woman, "You know, I'd give anything to eat a candy bar out of your slit"? Maybe I should ask Mick Jagger.

Just kidding, but my point is, when dirty-talking, say things to her that might normally make you blush (figuratively or literally). Sneak up behind her while she's standing in front of your sliding-glass door and watching the sun rise, touch her hips and tease them, lift her shirt up a little, then put your lips up to her right ear, whisper in a very quiet, rough voice, "I'm going to make you scream.." while you're sliding your hands into her panties, extremely, painfully, teasingly slowly.

Sorry, got kind of detailed there. But the basic technique is valid.

someone got a little intense!that was cool though*thumbs up smiley*

take a piss on a drunken moneky. thats how we did it in the circus.

introduce multiple sex partners, but it might not be her thing