who ever said all guys think with their dicks can kiss my ass

ill tell you the story,

i went to a party a few nights ago and all was well till it came to 3 or 4 in the morning, i decided id crash next to my friend (female) and not to bad a looker.

anyway as the night progressed she moved over onto me and from my preception attemped to make out. this golden oppotunity i knew was wrong and instead of doing what id love to have done i thought about it and what i wanted comming to the conclusion that it would have been random make out etc so i kissed her on the cheek rolled into my corner and fell asleep.

after all that this is for all the people who say sex is all guys think about, it is thought about alot yes but not the the extent that it will control most of us.

Empire.

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Only vapid, shallow, stupid little feminist whores say that, and mean it.

Tell her "Just like your period is your excuse to be a bitter, nasty, irrational bitch two weeks before and two weeks after you bleed, right?"

Or even "Hey, it's still thinking: Try it sometime".

I fucking hate some women.

thats a cute story

I hate when they say that too, knowing that I'm a lot deeper than just thinking with my dick, I begin to worry, wondering am I completely abnormal and a freak for not doing so.

I've got a ton of other things that keep my mind away from sex. I know I've been posting a lot of bj jokes in posts recently, but usually that's not my game.

Feminists that say that need their head examined. Females, probably think about it as much as guys.. they're just not as open about it and they aren't the ones who usually do the chasing.

If guys held off from chicks and didn't chase them, women would only be complaining about guys not being sexual.

Anyway, fair play to you sir. You have my respect (at least some.)

dude...there is something wrong with you. You need to see a doctor. Maybe you are a homosexual and just dont know it yet.

dont worry man. i did the same, just with 2 bi-sexual girls... and i passed it up all for a girl who later broke my heart, and i diddent even get laid through the whole ordeal

quote:Originally posted by Toke420:

dont worry man. i did the same, just with 2 bi-sexual girls... and i passed it up all for a girl who later broke my heart, and i diddent even get laid through the whole ordeal

Youre exibiting homosexual tendencies. Take your testicles and put them in a jar on your mantle. And leave them there.

quote:Originally posted by infinityshock:

Youre exibiting homosexual tendencies. Take your testicles and put them in a jar on your mantle. And leave them there.

heh, your funny

ever since that little ordeal ivve learned to not give a fuck about the "right" thing

Nice Guys finish last

o and infinityshock, would you like to get on your knees now or later to suck my dick?

pz

quote:Originally posted by Toke420:

o and infinityshock, would you like to get on your knees now or later to suck my dick?

pz

I hate being right all the time.

No. That trippy character...he likes it in the ass...hook up with him.