I wish to asspire to Ron Jeremy and his oversized, famous genitals. Who else is with me?

w00t.

Ron Jeremy - pornstar/cult of personality.

Yes I'm very, very board

[This message has been edited by crimsonsmoke (edited 07-17-2004).]

quote:Originally posted by crimsonsmoke:

Yes I'm very, very bord

You spelt *bored wrong.

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Ron jeremy was in a porn movie where he fornicated with sex dolls!!!! 1337!!!

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So do you think that ron is all bellend or just shaft?

[This message has been edited by crimsonsmoke (edited 07-16-2004).]

"He is nicknamed The Hedgehog for two reasons: because of his hirsute and overweight body, and because he can orally stimulate himself (contorting himself the way a real hedgehog does when rolling into a ball). "

I had the liberty of meeting Mr. Jeremy once, he was at the opening of a smoke shop in Halifax, Nova Scotia. I shook his hand and got a picture autographed, I did not ask about any hedgehog abilities he may have though...regretfully. That was one of the turning points in my life, when i decided to become a famous male porn star.

quote:Originally posted by watchmeburn:

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Holy fuck! If thats ron jeremy, I shudder to think of what his genitals would look like. God.. thats gross.

quote:Originally posted by launchpad:

I had the liberty of meeting Mr. Jeremy once, he was at the opening of a smoke shop in Halifax, Nova Scotia. I shook his hand and got a picture autographed, I did not ask about any hedgehog abilities he may have though...regretfully. That was one of the turning points in my life, when i decided to become a famous male porn star.



When you shook his hand did you ever concider where it had been over the years. Think about your actions!

I will post a picture of his genitals as soon as I get off this shit school server.

Dude Rons is the man. Hes so ugly and yet he has had sex with thousands I mean close to 10 000 women. He is an insperation to all of us. Really hes my hero. I mean hows this guy diffrent from a space man. Both did the imposble one went to space this dude being ugly bang some of the hottest girls ever.

Sorry to burst your bubble but Ron eats ass.. I've seen him.

quote:Originally posted by Tikolx333:

Dude Rons is the man. Hes so ugly and yet he has had sex with thousands I mean close to 10 000 women. He is an insperation to all of us. Really hes my hero. I mean hows this guy diffrent from a space man. Both did the imposble one went to space this dude being ugly bang some of the hottest girls ever.

So true.

the only problem with a space analogy is, hes been where hundreds of men have been before.

he also fucked tracy lords, who is augueably the best pussy ever in porn. shes, uh, very active.

http://www.ronjeremy.com/gallery/big/My-First-Nude.jpg

Heh, you can't get more 1337 than this!!

Is it just me, or are there at least two incorrectly-used words in this thread?

(First one to find both wins the opium poppy pod I just removed the opium from...Shellac it and give it to your mom, or something.)

who cares about words when you have Ron Jeremy!

quote:Originally posted by crimsonsmoke:

http://www.ronjeremy.com/gallery/big/My-First-Nude.jpg

Heh, you can't get more 1337 than this!!

You can - I just taped that pic to my bong!

I cant wait to suck on that be-atch!

Bump

Jeremy isn't even that big by pornography standards. 9", isn't it?

HIt's just that he's so well known and has been around so long that he's a big star. If he tried to get into porn now, with that body, he wouldn't get past the front door.

They've got viagra now. When Jeremy got into it, they took any guy with a big dick, regardless fo what he looked like. No longer the case.

Viagra increases size? I didn't know that...

Look, the important thing here is that Ron Jeremy looks like some sort of Arabian father Christmas, the fact that he has a large penis is mearly a bon(er)us.

[This message has been edited by crimsonsmoke (edited 07-18-2004).]

John Holmes was like 13 inches

i think i have a huge penis.

Really? well post a picture of yourself and then match it up with good old Ron.

Oh man my bong is good the picture is aranged so that if SWIM (he realy gets all the action) was to bong a joint it would so appear that he was smoking Ron Jeremy's cock!

(just for good measure)

We also christend Adam's bong "Ron Jeremy"

Is this still around? this is almost as long as Mr. Jeremy's ... 'career'

'ISLAMABAD, Pakistan - Captured al Qaida leader Khalid Shaikh Mohammed finally broke his silence Tuesday after U.S. and Pakistani officials made offhand remarks comparing the terrorist to famed porn star Ron Jeremy during a 12 hour interrogation.

"He just suddenly lost it," Special Ops Lt. Col Henry Gibson said. "This apparently was a sore subject. We hit a nerve."



The suspected mastermind of the Sept. 11 terror attacks, Shaikh Mohammed was captured last week by US and Pakistani forces and is considered to be the No. 3 man in the al-Qaeda terrorist organization. He also bears an uncanny resemblance to veteran porn actor Ron Jeremy, known in the adult industry as "The Hedgehog."

According to sources, nearly a dozen expert interrogators and translators were flown in to extract information from the the tight-lipped leader. After 12 hours they were about to call it a day when a security officer let the comment slip.

"The prisoner barely even speaks English," Gibson said. "But when someone pointed out that [Mohammed] looks just like the star of 'The Sperminator' and 'Dr. Sphincter' films, the guy just started screaming and cursing like a lunatic."

Pakistani translator Ahmed Hajman worked feverishly to translate dozens of expletives from the standard Arabic into English.

"He's been unfairly compared to Ron Jeremy his whole life and he just reached his breaking point," Hajman explained.

"For years he's been working to change his image and no matter what he does, he still looks just like that fat American actor with the giant shlong. He's very upset."

Gibson admits when he first saw the captured al-Qaida leader, it was the first thing that popped in his head, but he didn't say anything out of fears of acknowledging his love for pornography -- and in particular, the vast film library of Ron Jeremy.

"When you become the third ranked leader in the largest terrorism network in the world, I guess you might find the comparison insulting, especially considering the guy is a strict Muslim."

Added Gibson, "I'm still not sure what the big deal is. Personally, I would be flattered."'

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Heh, I was watching a Ron film today. He was kissing a blow up doll while driving a convertible. He asked her for a blow job and he shook her head no.

He threw he on the street. Ron Jeremy's fucking hilarious. (Again, a plug for the Surreal Life, he's great in that show.)

I'm not letting this thread die!!!

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