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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2004-07-16, 08:34
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stephanina 
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Cute Little Sailboats
My boyfriend and I were bored and decided to write on each other. So I scribbled all over him, then when it was his turn he pulled up my shirt and (I wasn't allowed to watch while he was drawing) drew a sailboat which was one of those cool pictures where if you fold it, it turns into something else. What happened was, if you pushed my tits together, the sailboat turned into a happy face. Magic? Yes.
Any thoughts on this? No, not exactly an intellectual topic, but in my opinon cute nonetheless.
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#2
 2004-07-16, 08:38
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Re: Cute Little Sailboats
Ask him if he can find a pic of it drawn on a website somewhere...I might have to try that.
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#3
 2004-07-16, 08:42
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stephanina 
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Re: Cute Little Sailboats
It sort of helps that my tits are big enough that when you push them together, they hide the sailboat completely. It wouldn't work so well on a small-ish chested girl.
God, this is funny.
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#4
 2004-07-16, 08:49
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GlitterPunk112358 
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Re: Cute Little Sailboats
I can't comprehend how that would work. Are your nipples the eyes of the smiley face?
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#5
 2004-07-16, 08:58
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stephanina 
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Re: Cute Little Sailboats
No, the smiley face is sort of in my cleavage, while the boat is completely hidden. You can only really see it completely when I lie on my back. The water that the boat is in is what makes up the smile. The picture as a whole is quite small. You are forgetting how unnecessarily large my boobies are.
This picture is so cool
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#6
 2004-07-16, 12:49
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ZeroMalarki 
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Re: Cute Little Sailboats
Can you take a picture and post it on here? Please...
I'm sure the majority of totse posters would like to see this pretty little smiley face on your large breasts. Yes face.. breasts. Sailboat!
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#7
 2004-07-16, 15:50
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fletch_999 
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Re: Cute Little Sailboats
yep, i'd like too see a pic of that, my girls got some big hooters, i'd like to try that on her.
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#8
 2004-07-16, 15:56
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Re: Cute Little Sailboats
do it! in the name of art!!
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#9
 2004-07-16, 16:15
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Green Lantern 
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Re: Cute Little Sailboats
No homepage listed? Did you take your site down, or just not link it? I think I accidentily deleted it from my favorites
OH! right, I should write something on topic...ummm...B00BS YUM M3 WANT PICS PO5T TEHM!11
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#10
 2004-07-16, 20:12
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stephanina 
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Re: Cute Little Sailboats
quote:yep, i'd like too see a pic of that, my girls got some big hooters, i'd like to try that on her.
Well, be creative, because this picture is all MINE. This means that not only will you not get to see a picture of my tits, you will also not get to see how to draw the sailboat. Bwahahahaha.
Green Lantern, I took it down because I find it kind of creepy that strangers would look at pictures of me and be interested in my website. Email me for the link, or if my email is unavailable (I forget) I will email you. Or something.
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#11
 2004-07-17, 16:22
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Green Lantern 
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Re: Cute Little Sailboats
Well, I wouldn't want to seem creepy. I was just gonna see if your shoes collection got any bigger.
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#12
 2004-07-17, 16:55
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Re: Cute Little Sailboats
what a psycho stalker
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#13
 2004-07-17, 17:15
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Shodan's Own 
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Re: Cute Little Sailboats
I really want to see that! Not to see your boobies (you could just draw it in paint), but because I want to do it to my girl! sounds like fun. I imagine I'm going to spend pretty much all day at work today trying to figure out how it works.
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#14
 2004-07-17, 17:23
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Gustave 
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Re: Cute Little Sailboats
Practice makes perfect, so practice often on her. 
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#15
 2004-07-17, 18:07
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Green Lantern 
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Re: Cute Little Sailboats
quote:Originally posted by Avril Lavigne:
what a psycho stalker
There are no paragraphs, and pretty much no content or cohesion between thoughts in the following block of text. I also didn't proofread it or anything. I advice you just skip over this post. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!
You should've seen the thread I first met stephanina in. I think it was actually the original trenchcoat thread. We kept chatting back in forth in the thread and people thought we were gonna get married. It was funny. My favorite post in that thread I think was something like "You should get married and have a baby and name it Green Stephanina". Then my ex girlfriend who didn't know I posted on totse but saw my pic just skimming over the forums saw my pic, created an acount and posted. She was convinced that she'd "never love again" after me. Now she was a stalker. She would sit outside my room until 4 in the morning gazing at the glow of my computer screen (her words). She was also jealous that I was talking to a girl over a message board. She had some emotional issues to work out. She then saw I had created a thread asking for advice on how do help her move on. She got pissed and went from borderline obsessed to thinking I'm a dick almost instantly. She was dating her other ex within a week and as far as I know they're still together so everything worked out.
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#16
 2004-07-17, 19:33
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Toke420 
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Re: Cute Little Sailboats
im dying to see this now...
post.
please.
pz
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#17
 2004-07-17, 19:46
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stephanina 
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Re: Cute Little Sailboats
quote:Well, I wouldn't want to seem creepy. I was just gonna see if your shoes collection got any bigger.
No, no, I wasn't referring to creepy you. But no, I haven't updated my page in a while, so I'll do that and get back to you.
Now, I'll try and explain this carefully... the sailboat is between my tits, lower than the nipples. It is on waves, which disappear when you push my tits together, except for the two outermost curvy lines, which become the smile. There are clouds in the sky, and the two random big dots (the eyes) blend in well. The clouds also disappear when my boobies are pushed together, leaving only the edge of the waves and the dot eyes. The shape really has nothing to do with my tits (nipples or curves). I think I explained that well enough...
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#18
 2004-07-17, 21:10
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Re: Cute Little Sailboats
call me a cynical bastard but this just seems like a not too subtle attempt to try and tell everyone that you apparently have massive tits. well good. good for you. i bet you're an A cup.
Twig
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#19
 2004-07-17, 21:18
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Green Lantern 
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Re: Cute Little Sailboats
<A HREF="http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v289/Green_Lantern/salebote.jpg">http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v289/Green_Lantern/salebote.jpg" width="90" height="90 (http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v289/Green_Lantern/salebote.jpg" width="90" height="90)</A>
Commit it to memory because I'm not leaving this up forever. I'm ashamed to have thrown it together.
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#20
 2004-07-18, 00:55
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Chris1875 
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Re: Cute Little Sailboats
*Tuts and shakes head at Green Lantern*
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#21
 2004-07-18, 04:28
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Gustave 
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Re: Cute Little Sailboats
quote:Originally posted by Green Lantern:
<A HREF="http://img54.photobucket.com/albums/v165/guswut/salebote.jpg">http://img54.photobucket.com/albums/v165/guswut/salebote.jpg" width="90" height="90 (http://img54.photobucket.com/albums/v165/guswut/salebote.jpg" width="90" height="90)</A>
Commit it to memory because I'm not leaving this up forever. I'm ashamed to have thrown it together.
Now I'm hosting it, so don't worry people. 
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#22
 2004-07-18, 05:56
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GlitterPunk112358 
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Re: Cute Little Sailboats
quote:Originally posted by Twiggy:
call me a cynical bastard but this just seems like a not too subtle attempt to try and tell everyone that you apparently have massive tits. well good. good for you. i bet you're an A cup.
Twig
You're a cynical bastard. I've seen them (sort of). They're huge. Very much not A cups.
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#23
 2004-07-18, 06:44
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ustasa 
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Re: Cute Little Sailboats
Your BF is gay.
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#24
 2004-07-18, 07:53
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VladimirIllyichLenin 
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Re: Cute Little Sailboats
quote:Originally posted by ustasa:
Your BF is gay.
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#25
 2004-07-18, 13:55
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elf 
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Re: Cute Little Sailboats
Wow stephanina you aren't looking for attention are you......
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#26
 2004-07-18, 14:12
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CatharticWeek 
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Re: Cute Little Sailboats
My girlfiend drew a submarine about a foot long on my cock. Bare in mind that it was just along the side and had plenty of room but the submarine was a FOOT LONG. Oh and I was flacid too at the time.
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#27
 2004-07-18, 17:36
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Rico 
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Re: Cute Little Sailboats
quote:Originally posted by CatharticWeek:
My girlfiend drew a submarine about a foot long on my cock. Bare in mind that it was just along the side and had plenty of room but the submarine was a FOOT LONG. Oh and I was flacid too at the time.
Perfection!
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#28
 2004-07-18, 17:46
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Green Lantern 
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Re: Cute Little Sailboats
quote:Originally posted by Gustave:
Now I'm hosting it, so don't worry people.
Gus! you should know better than that! especially after the incident with the girls picture. You shouldn't host or use someone elses property without their permission. I however suspected someone else might host it and don't particularly care, plus I have over 100 pictures of totse members on my harddrive and have made photoshops of people without their permission so I'm not really one to talk. I jsut ask that you please not credit me when using that image.
Rock on dude.
As for everyone calling Nina an attention whore, if you read more of her posts, I think you'd see that's not her style.
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#29
 2004-07-18, 18:01
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Gustave 
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Re: Cute Little Sailboats
quote:Originally posted by Green Lantern:
Gus! you should know better than that! especially after the incident with the girls picture. You shouldn't host or use someone elses property without their permission. I however suspected someone else might host it and don't particularly care, plus I have over 100 pictures of totse members on my harddrive and have made photoshops of people without their permission so I'm not really one to talk. I jsut ask that you please not credit me when using that image.
Hehe, let them try to fuck my shit up. I'll just... Hmmm... Browse totse with all my might! RAWR! 
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#30
 2004-07-19, 05:06
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DeAtHsTyLe 
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Re: Cute Little Sailboats
quote:Originally posted by Green Lantern:
plus I have over 100 pictures of totse members on my harddrive and have made photoshops of people without their permission .
Thats stalker material right there.
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#31
 2004-07-19, 13:57
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Johnnx 
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Re: Cute Little Sailboats
What did he draw on your ass, Steph? One big "W" on each cheek so when you bend over & spread your ass it says WOW?
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#32
 2004-07-19, 13:59
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Re: Cute Little Sailboats
quote:Originally posted by DeAtHsTyLe:
Thats stalker material right there.
No, stalker material would be if he had 100 pictures of the same one person. Hes just very involved in the community.
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#33
 2004-07-19, 14:04
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soul_assassin_girl 
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Re: Cute Little Sailboats
quote:Originally posted by Green Lantern:
plus I have over 100 pictures of totse members on my harddrive and have made photoshops of people without their permission so I'm not really one to talk.
Wow, who have you photoshopped?
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#34
 2004-07-19, 17:15
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D Krunk 
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Re: Cute Little Sailboats
ooh photoshop teh meeeh!
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#35
 2004-07-19, 23:09
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Re: Cute Little Sailboats
sounds like someone has some nasty, floppy tits. way to be fat.
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