Today while I was at work these two chicks came up and bought some stuff. Since it was late at night (like 1045) there was only one checker so the line was fairly long. Especially since some jerks decide to write a check for a $3 purchase, but that's bitch and moan material.

So these two girls, well they looked a little butch (like my first thought was : 'are they lesbian?' {strike one}), but still pretty attractive (if it wasn't for their exceedingly short hair I wouldn't have had a clue{strike two}), but I wasn't really sure until they embraced and started making out (on another B&M note, how rude is that?). Now I was entranced and the recurring thought in my mind was (and this is so shamefully cliche I am hesitant to continue writing) "well, that's pretty hot" {strike three, the big one}.

Now I'm sure most of you are thinking "well justin, two girls making out is pretty hot, what's the problem?" Well if you look at it from an objective standpoint two girls making out = two less girls contributing to the gene pool and/or two less girls who are having sex with guys, and therefore it should be a turn-off.

That's my story.

Perhaps they were Bi, and your sixth sense picked up on that. Oh no, moving to SOTD!

Naa, don't worry about it. You witnessed something you'd most likely never have, and you wanted it twice as much because of it. It's human nature to do as such.

One chick doing something (anything) sexual is hot. Two chicks is twice as many and therefore twice as hot.

I don't get that interested in lesbian stuff, I mean, I've got a boner before seeing two naked lesbians swim together in some soft core porn film, but it doesn't get me that excited.

Thing is with lesbians is that you can't join in.. so what's the point?

Every one has thier own sexual preference, big deal, as for the gene pool, have you seen the population of the world lately, there's plenty of other people here to continue with the gene pool.

I think it's funny how two chicks making out is considered hot but when two guys make out people want to shoot them....

neohippy:

thats because 2 men doing anything is about the ugliest shit ever. if it were as hot as 2 women, no one would give a shit.

quote:Originally posted by smellyneohippy:

I think it's funny how two chicks making out is considered hot but when two guys make out people want to shoot them....

well, it's more accurate to say ok for 2 chicks, but not ok for 2 guys. as opposed to saying 2 chicks = hot and 2 guys = not, because, well, obviously not, if you aren't a gay guy.

Haha.

The good thing about it though is you can memorize it for later (just in case your girl aint exiting you )

I find lesbian sex rather stupid and pointless. I do not know why most men go crazy over that dumb shit.

it is true, lesbians merely hurt men even more. Today, on average, men outnumber women 104 to 100, so there's always going to be 4 guys with no woman. No if more chicks become lesbians, my chances of getting a female are even slimmer.

I hate humanity.

quote:Originally posted by VladimirIllyichLenin:

I find lesbian sex rather stupid and pointless. I do not know why most men go crazy over that dumb shit.

it is true, lesbians merely hurt men even more. Today, on average, men outnumber women 104 to 100, so there's always going to be 4 guys with no woman. No if more chicks become lesbians, my chances of getting a female are even slimmer.

I hate humanity.

But wait, you haven't factored in the homosexuality stuff. By statistics, 1 in 10 guys are homosexual. Some say more, but the 10% thing is usually accepted. About 4-5% of women are estimated to be lesbians. Women tend to live longer than men. So strike off the 4 grannies, strike off the homosexuals, strike off a few lesbians, and you've still got plenty of women...about an even ratio not counting all the countless other factors. Although now you're still competing with a bad ratio, the lesbians don't shave off much I'm saying. Three words to soothe your soul if you're so worried: Mail Order Bride.

quote:Originally posted by GlitterPunk112358:

One chick doing something (anything) sexual is hot. Two chicks is twice as many and therefore twice as hot.

Unless it's you doing it.