ok, so im with this girl today, was fingering her in the living room, and was like lets go upstairs. on the way up i jsut smelled my fingers for kicks, and am greeted with the smell of ass, like u know the smell, just ass. i was like wtf?, i know i wasnt fingering her ass, but kinda blew it off when we got naked in her room. i went to eat her out and i like almost threw up from the taste, just sour and like just like an ASS. was it just her or has ne1 else ever come across this before. needless to say, the stench was nauseating and i could barely fuck at all.

I know it's not funny, but that's gold. Well, maybe silver.

Believe me (actually don't I have no experience), you're not going to be able to bring this up politely. It's one of those things you have to deal with.

yeah, im still like feeling queasy about it. if i wasnt trying to corrupt her then i'd jsut say fuck it and find someone else. im goin for d.a.p. on this one.

hahahahaha thats funny as fuck. Tell the bitch to take a shower or something.

bo nig deal UNLESS YOUR REALY , burk! , discusting , gross , terible , etc etc etc , but ask her politely like , when you shower tell her, ill go clean you up DEAPLY! , if you know what i mean ,

try it one more time, if it happens again.

ask her to take a shower with you, then have all the fun you want

pz

Ooooohhh! crab paste!

What's dap? (http://www.googlism.com/index.htm?ism=DAP&type=2)

Might be in the diet.

RRRRAAAAANNCCCCCIIDDD TTTWWAAAAAAAAAAAT...

I experienced the same thing with my first REAL sexual encounter. We were sitting on my couch, I slipped my hand down her panties and started fingering her. The first thing that suprised me was the amount of mosture down there. My god was she wet, soaking more like it. About 30 seconds into it I said I had to go to the bathroom. Once inside I took a wiff. Wow, this bitch smells like shit. Do they all smell like this? I don't think I want to do this anymore. I came back out and she gave me head.

I later found out that the foul stench probably wasn't natural. It was a sign that she hadn't washed her cooter in a while. I know this is the case because other girls I've been with do not smell bad. It just smells like pussy. If you're still fucking around with this chick I advise you break it to her softly. Maybe take a shower together or something, or tell her your going to take a shower before your date and maybe she'll do the same. All in all, she needs to wash it.

quote:Originally posted by yourlokalcommie:

...The first thing that suprised me was the amount of mosture down there. My god was she wet, soaking more like it...

*vomit* Ewww. Dissssscharggggge! *vomit*

Also, get her to shave the damn thing. That helps the smell enormously.

quote:Originally posted by senorfrog:

yeah, im still like feeling queasy about it. if i wasnt trying to corrupt her then i'd jsut say fuck it and find someone else. im goin for d.a.p. on this one.

you spelled just* wrong. you switched the U and S around.

quote:Originally posted by Cornpuff Mgruff:

you spelled just* wrong. you switched the U and S around.

You spelt rabbit* wrong.

quote:Originally posted by Cornpuff Mgruff:

you spelled just* wrong. you switched the U and S around.

You didn't capitalize the first word in either of your sentances.

dap, double anal penetration. yeah dude, i did her agian, same thing. i was just like, fuck it and left. tnank god for showers and axe, that pretty much killed the stench on my. but omg, it was bad. any chick that u can fuck in less then 2 days, theres probably a reason...

Did she have abnormal looking bumbs or spots?

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