my g/f want me to lay her face down on the bed and eat out her ass.

are their any medical risk for me in doing this. obviously it's a place with bacteria and bad taste, but as long as there's no risk of infection, I wouldn't mind doing it.

Take a shower before hand and lather her up well back there, make sure you slip a finger in about halfway and wiggle it around inside (Not too deep, just around the exit since your tongue isn't all that long), with soap.

There's still a small risk of getting a bacteria infection, supposedly; but if you clean properly as above you shouldn't have any troubles. I've done it enough and have never had any problems.

Like Durrell said, it's a place of bacteria and bad taste if one doesn't wash properly. If she has good hygeine, you have nothing to worry about.

Let me warn you though, you'll probably want to finger her ass (or she may want it). The best way to avoid a nasty suprise is for her to have a bowel movement (aka taking a shit) a couple of hours before. The porn stars go all out and don't eat for a day and use enemas but I don't think that's all necessary.

[This message has been edited by MrMojoRisin (edited 07-15-2004).]

Use your finger, she can't see you and she'll think it's your tongue.

Kiss her deep afterward and watch her squirm (unless she's REAL nasty, if so send me her email address!)...

'Use your finger... she'll think it's your tongue?'

What shape and how slippery are your fingers?

Use your cock.

That is fucking sick,, watch out, it may end up like the guy who's girlfriend shit all over the bed. That's like sticking your toungue in her shit...

Dude thats hella gross. And you can get seriously sick. When you work with food they always say wash your hands really well when taking a poo, I dont think they just say that for the gross factore people get seriously sick from it. So dude dont do it. That really really really really gross.

i saw this video over in i found it on the web and this girl was giveing this guy a rimjob and he farted and it was pretty funny

Serious question... what does poo taste like?

Poo PROBABLY tastes like whatever they ate last. so if it was curry and sausges it would taste of pork curry

quote:Originally posted by Tikolx333:

Dude thats hella gross. And you can get seriously sick. When you work with food they always say wash your hands really well when taking a poo, I dont think they just say that for the gross factore people get seriously sick from it. So dude dont do it. That really really really really gross.

So you think oral sex is disusting too? Of course you don't want your servers hands dirty, they are strangers. They have to wash their hands for obvious hygeine issues and a little thing called Hepatitis. But when you're with someone you are constantly trading germs back and forth, from kissing all the way to having sex. The "sickness" is no defense.

You all will grow up one day. There are plenty of pleasurable spots in and around the anus. Ever heard of the "prostate", it makes you feel good!

If any of you have a problem with a dirty asshole you might want to work on wiping. Your rectum is not constantly coated with shit btw.

I've kissed after having my ass licked and after getting eaten out. How can expect someone else to do if I can't taste myself. I take pride in my cleanliness, thankyouverymuch.

She won't defecate just because you're tossing her salad. The reason the other girl shat was because 1)There was something up there (that's how enemas work) and 2)He pulled up too quickly - it's not a vagina. The only way you'd have to worry about poop is if you're going to insert anything up there, that can stimulate a bowel movement. But like I said before, if she does it an a couple of hours before there should be no poo problems.

quote:i saw this video over in i found it on the web and this girl was giveing this guy a rimjob and he farted and it was pretty funny

That was on Meatholes. That site is dedicated to abusive-like porn. That doesn't happen in everyday life (except for sick dickheads).

I can't tell you what poo tastes like - I don't have a scat fetish. I have "gone down" on 1(one) guy and he was lilly fresh, no taste at all.

Eating ass is defintely something reserved for couple who are comfortable with their sexuality and with each other. For the people who thinks it's gross, without ever trying it: you must have an extremely boring sex life. You don't know what you're missing.

quote:Originally posted by Avril Lavigne:

i saw this video over in i found it on the web and this girl was giveing this guy a rimjob and he farted and it was pretty funny

You shouldn't use so much punctuation.

[/Sarcasm]

So, how exactly do you go about cleaning your rectum? I'd never kiss someone after eating out my ass..... not that I'd let them do it in the first place. But oh well, do whatever you wish..

The only time that shit is ever any closer than a few inches to the asshole is while taking a shit so as long as she washes before hand and isn't taking a shit while you do this it'll be fairly clean for you.

Mr mojo just for my stupidity are you a gay man (nothing wrong with that) or a woman?

That's why I love my nick, it keeps the noobs guessing. At least you didn't post and call me a flaming faggot. There's been some noobs that made themselves look really stupid by doing that.. really noobyish.

I am female. My name is dedicated to Jim Morrison, from The Doors whom I admire in a very heterosexual way.

Gawd he's hott.

quote:Originally posted by MrMojoRisin:

That was on Meatholes. That site is dedicated to abusive-like porn. That doesn't happen in everyday life (except for sick dickheads).

I can't tell you what poo tastes like - I don't have a scat fetish. I have "gone down" on 1(one) guy and he was lilly fresh, no taste at all.

Eating ass is defintely something reserved for couple who are comfortable with their sexuality and with each other. For the people who thinks it's gross, without ever trying it: you must have an extremely boring sex life. You don't know what you're missing.



Hepatitis thats what it was. First of all I never ate an asshole and I have a very fun sex life. I dont need to lick the spot where poo comes out. Iam very comfortable with my gf but I dont need to prove it by eating her asshole. I mean you want to have fun go do it in the woods or get some sex toys. But eating an ass. No! Gross. Really you dont need to eat out an ass to have fun. Really you dont. If your doing that I think you have some issues in your life that you need to work out with maybe a psychiatrist. Iam not trying to be mean but maybe you have some issues of abuse in the past. I dont know. Ass eating bad.

[This message has been edited by Tikolx333 (edited 07-16-2004).]

fiber laxatives and a few ennamas and it should be fine.

prepare ahead of time.

quote:Originally posted by Tikolx333:

!Anti-Rimming Propaganda!



Maybe you're the one with a problem.

It feels good, and if it's done in a sanitary way, what's the harm? In fact, how is its practice indicative of mental issues?

If you acknowledge something as providing positive sensation and it isn't unsafe, then why wouldn't you do it? Maybe if you learnt to enjoy sensations without ascribing to social norms then you'd probably have more enjoyable experiences than you currently do, and be able to better sexually fulfil your parter.

You see, you can enjoy sex without rimming. However, the practice provides a unique and pleasurable sensation that other techniques don't give. Experiencing a larger array of sexual techniques allows you and your partner to have more enjoyable and varied experiences.

Edit: Added Tikol quote brackets

[This message has been edited by Durell (edited 07-16-2004).]

quote:Originally posted by MrMojoRisin:



I can't tell you what poo tastes like - I don't have a scat fetish. I have "gone down" on 1(one) guy and he was lilly fresh, no taste at all.

Personally, I would never ask nor expect a woman or girl to do that. Some way I think women shouldn't do this kind of thing.

If you believe that people who don't do that, or where the woman doesn't do that in any case, have a boring sex life, that's your opinion and I think you are wrong. I think that if you have to resort to all kinds of "specialties" so as not to get bored with eachother, then I think there is something lacking on the "human" plane - the heart, if you wish.





[This message has been edited by Uncus (edited 07-16-2004).]

Degrading that’s the word I was looking for. Why do anything degrading? I don’t care how good it feels some people get off on doing little kids that doesn’t make it right. I think its degrading no matter if it’s the women or the man doing it and its simply disgusting. Honestly it really doesn’t matter how good its feels its humiliating for the person who is doing it and if you are willing to do that to yourself then I honestly things that there is a mental disturbance that goes along with that.

quote:Honestly it really doesn’t matter how good its feels its humiliating for the person who is doing it and if you are willing to do that to yourself then I honestly things that there is a mental disturbance that goes along with that.

If it's mutually agreed upon, and they are comfortable with one another, and they like it, then it shouldn't be a "humiliating" experience for either one.

I think you're the one with the "mental disturbance" for being so close-minded. Personally, I would never be interested in rimming. I don't like the idea much, either. But I can understand why other people like it, and I don't think everyone who disagrees with me is "mental" and should "seek help". You sound like Dear Abby.

quote:Originally posted by Tikolx333:

No! Gross. Really you dont need to eat out an ass to have fun. Really you dont. If your doing that I think you have some issues in your life that you need to work out with maybe a psychiatrist. Iam not trying to be mean but maybe you have some issues of abuse in the past. I dont know. Ass eating bad.

Ha...HAHAHAHA. You sound like a child. "Eww, that's icky".

Because I liked to make my boyfriend feel good I have issues? What the fuck kind of sense is that? It's an erogenous zone! You have been brainwashed by what is "acceptable". It's too bad you let other people run your sex life.

I am sexually free. I don't have any inhibitions and honestly, I don't feel degraded at all when I'm doing something that pleases my man, whether it be eating his ass or giving him a blowjob. (It's all the same.) In no way do I feel like it's degrading to him when he goes down on me either.

You sound sexually repressed.

I was never asked to do it.. I just did it becaues I wanted to. It's called experimentation. If it turned out to be that disgusting/gross/degrading than I wouldn't have done it again but truth be told, it was a lot better than what I was expecting. Of course, there were some thoughts running through my mind beforehand, afterall, at the time it was "unmarked territory" I didn't know what was going on down there.

At the time wew trying all sort of new things. Our sex life was at renaissance, so to speak. You have a long term relationship and get back to me on how exciting missionary position in the dark is after a couple months, or a year. (Yeah, I know, "but we have, like, more positions than that!) Point is, we were exploring each other. We've done things that may seem taboo and "mentally fucked up" to you but let me assure you that we're both perfectly sane adults who support ourselves and have great social lives. We're just freaky in bed.

My personal reasons for doing it doesn't apply to everyone. I guess I take it for granted that when I post, people are capable of recognizing exaggeration. Yeah, you can have a fine sex life without eating ass but the principle is, if there's inhibitions and an unwillingness to satisfy your partner in one way it probably carries over into other ares.

Or you're a closet homosexual who thinks it is a "gay" practice and are trying your damndest to be straight. (That's exaggeration)

quote:then I think there is something lacking on the "human" plane - the heart, if you wish.

This got to me. I feel sad for you. If you think accepting the body of your partner and exploring ways to turn he/she on means you don't love them - then, you have weird logic. I was very much in love him. The only reason I've done half the things I did was because I was in love with him and knew that degredation, in our relationship, was no risk. I never felt humiliated doing it.



quote:I don’t care how good it feels some people get off on doing little kids that doesn’t make it right.

Wow, you really just compared licking ass to pedophilia. Pedophilia as violating another's body against their will! It is trying to sexually arouse a child! Two consensual adults turning each other on by whatever means has nothing to do with anything immoral. It's a part of YOUR BODY. YOUR ANATOMY. What-the-fuck is so immoral about a part of your body...

...Oh, I get it. You're Catholic.

[This message has been edited by MrMojoRisin (edited 07-16-2004).]

Man that was a long reply and all that coming from an ass muncher. Honestly Iam hurt. LOL. Your sn should be MrMojoassmunch.

Now that would be funny. Ok sorry lets get back to being mature and talking about this topic.

First of all I might be brain washed into what is acceptable its called being human. Second of all listen to yourself quote “I'm doing something that pleases my man, whether it be eating his ass” I mean come on your part of the human race and your talking about eating a mans ass.

This all stems from boredom. I blame a lot of problems in society on boredom. Kids getting in trouble getting arrested. Adults like yourself eating out ass. If people like yourself had some ambition or goals they wouldn’t be eating ass they would be too busy making something out of themselves. But talking to you is like talking to a brick wall. You can assume anything you want about me or how boring my sex life might be or how close minded I am, the fact remains the same you’re an ass muncher. You want to live an up your sex life next time your guy takes a shit, just start blowing that I am sure that will turn him on a great bit and you can experiment with his crap all you want. And then I am sure you will find some justification for doing that too. Have fun for gods sake enjoy eating ass if that’s what you are into.

LoL I find it funny that a self respecting person can willing say I enjoy eating ass. And I was right wasn’t I about the mental or sexual abused? You can lie to us just don’t lie to yourself.

And it's not a matter or morality its a matter of common sense. I am an atheist and I don't need god to tell me that my mouth and the anus don’t go together.

Ass muncher. LOL I am I going to get banned for making fun of the fact that you eat ass. Cause that would be a funny convo. Yeah guys I got banned for a forum by an ass muncher.



[This message has been edited by Tikolx333 (edited 07-17-2004).]

Where are all the adventurous and open-minded women like you, Mojo?

Aside from Kelly, I've heard, from past lovers, either "I'll do this, but not this, this, and this" or "Not while I'm having my period!". I want to part that Red Sea! I'm MOSES, bitch! And what do you mean "This, but not that"?! Stop being such a...pussy, about the pussy: I want to make love to it with my tongue. Well, unless she has a yeast infection or something, but otherwise, she's just being a sissy. That's only one example. Sorry, just a rant on past repressed women, there.

...Damnit, Mojo, you even like The Doors. I would SO tell you to "Take it easy, baby! Take it as it comes.." when I was nailing you from behind.

A little crude? Never. Ride MY snake, Mojo! The snake is long. ( )

-IR/Bleedthrough

..But it's skin ain't cold.



[This message has been edited by Bleedthrough (edited 07-17-2004).]

quote:Originally posted by Tikolx333:

If people like yourself had some ambition or goals they wouldn’t be eating ass they would be too busy making something out of themselves. But talking to you is like talking to a brick wall. You can assume anything you want about me or how boring my sex life might be or how close minded I am, the fact remains the same you’re an ass muncher. You want to live an up your sex life next time your guy takes a shit, just start blowing that I am sure that will turn him on a great bit and you can experiment with his crap all you want. And then I am sure you will find some justification for doing that too. Have fun for gods sake enjoy eating ass if that’s what you are into.

LoL I find it funny that a self respecting person can willing say I enjoy eating ass. And I was right wasn’t I about the mental or sexual abused? You can lie to us just don’t lie to yourself.

And it's not a matter or morality its a matter of common sense. I am an atheist and I don't need god to tell me that my mouth and the anus don’t go together.

Ass muncher. LOL I am I going to get banned for making fun of the fact that you eat ass. Cause that would be a funny convo. Yeah guys I got banned for a forum by an ass muncher

Was my post so long that you didn't read it? Or is your rebuttal skills that horrible?

I like how you say it's great that I assume things about you right after you say, "If people like yourself had some ambition or goals". You're assuming I don't have ambition because I indulge in my sex life?

I feel stupid even arguing this.. it makes no god-damned sense! And say talking to me is like talking to a brick wall.

And you're pretty much saying that me licking ass makes me less of a person? Get off your high horse. You come off quite pretentious and extermely arrogant. If you want to look at ass licking like that you might as well look at cunnilingus and fellatio the same way. "You eat pussy? What a loser, who does that?" But no, you don't. Why? Because blowjobs are accepted: there's jokes on tv about it, mainstream porn always has a girl sucking dick. You're basing your sexual limits on the media.

Just becaues I partake in an activity outside of those boundaries doesn' make me less of a person, it doesn't mean I have no goals,the only reflection it has on me as a person is I have no qualms about making my partner feel good as long as it's safe.

Believe it or not, licking an ass can be sanitary!

And no, I have no reason to lie here. If I ever endured any sexual or mental abuse, chances are the regs here would already know but I had a very happy childhood. My parents are both alive and still married. My neighborhood had BBQs and I went to very prestigious schools my entire life. My life is peachy keen! I don't know what correlation abuse and eating ass has but, whatever.

And why would you get banned for calling me an ass muncher? I take no offense at your feeble attempts to put me down. You're childish name-calling doesn't phase me. You're like a little baby gibbering sounds that you think sound good. It's cute.

Oh InfraTommythrough, I love it when you talk dirty.

You can be my Back Door Man anytime.

So that I have you in my grasp and you think I am cute does this mean you will eat my ass. Pretty please. Hey maybe that’s your problem your life was so normal and boring that you need to eat ass to feel special. Hey what ever does it for you. As far as banning goes the guys at Something Awful forums are real tight ass' by the way do you eat those too. I mean do you have preference in the kind of ass you eat or just the ass' of the men you love. Come on you know it's fucked up your just in denial. And my rebuttal skills might not be so great as yours oh great moderator but I am glad to say I have never at ass before and just that makes me a better person than you. Not to mention your an older women who spends her days being a moderator on forums talking about ass eating. No wonder you like G Prime and Whiteass you guys are the same pathetic sad breed. You want something to do during your spare time, go invest your money in the stock market (if you have any, doubt) go back to college and get your GED instead of wasting your time at forums arguing with teens.

I think I finally got it your hideous that’s why you spend so much time on the internet and you without a doubt have extremely low self esteem that’s why you eat ass. Its ok ugly women need to have fun too and eating ass is your way of doing then again for gods sake go for it. You know I am right on this one so might as well spend another hour or so to write another long post to prove to everyone what kind of a great ass eater you are and what kind of a sad loser I am.

You don't go to college for a GED, dumbshit. I think this is all I need to point out when it comes to the question of the validity of anything you've said or done, in this forum or elsewhere.

No one remembers your name, when you're strange..

..Or just an idiot. Give it up, already: Be a pseudo-macho little prick-boy and whine about asslicking all you want. I'll be out actually getting laid instead of pontificating bullshit to people who are superior to me.

Jesuchristo.



Mojo: Meet me in the back of the blue bus. Come bearing massage oil and nudity.

Where else would you get your GED? dumbshit.

Another ass muncher speaks. Iam sure your out getting laid dont forget to eat out her poop shoot.

Hahahaha, fuck me, I love people like you. You're one-upping me in your own mockery each time you post. Keep it up!

I am so stoned. It's been 3 months. Oh MAN.

Your a moron.

There you go another one-upping for you.

Tikol, needless to say: Shut The Fuck Up.

How fucking sheltered can you get? "It's humiliating for the giver and the reciever no matter how much they want it!"

So you're saying that if head jobs were taboo, but you wanted one, you'd still feel humiliated if a girl went down on you? I didn't think so.

How can you dictate what makes people feel humility? You can't.

You little twat, I guarantee you if a girl went anywhere near your arsehole with her fingers let alone her tongue you'd be begging for more.

Can you tell I like having my arse licked out yet?

Oh tikol, you make me laugh. Your talent of being so genuinely dense is best served in low quality reality TV shows, get yourself off the internet - you might learn something...

Wow I had no idea that totse has such a large population of ass munchers. Its all good guys if we tolerate fags then we will tolerate you too so don’t worry so much. They should start making special tooth paste for ass munchers.

You little twat, I guarantee you if a girl went anywhere near your arsehole with her fingers let alone her tongue you'd be begging for more.

Can you tell I like having my arse licked out yet? [/B][/QUOTE]

I guarnatee you that I would never let a girl finger or lick my ass especially a nasty ugly most likely fat bitch like you who spends her life on the ineternet.

And yes I can tell that you like your arse licked. Fat bitch get on a diet and go out in the sun. Maybe after the diet you can be considered a butter face. Youll prolly still have to lick ass to get some.

that´s freakin´ disgusting

quote:Originally posted by soul_assassin_girl:

Can you tell I like having my arse licked out yet?

Oh my.

quote:Originally posted by prudish homophobe:

I guarnatee you that I would never let a girl finger or lick my ass especially a nasty ugly most likely fat bitch like you who spends her life on the ineternet.

And yes I can tell that you like your arse licked. Fat bitch get on a diet and go out in the sun. Maybe after the diet you can be considered a butter face. Youll prolly still have to lick ass to get some.



Except, she's hotter than any girl you'd ever have a chance with.

quote:Originally posted by D Krunk:

Except, she's hotter than any girl you'd ever have a chance with.

Good one. Really very original.

All you ass munchers are hopeless.

The thing is, I don't care whether it was a "good diss" or not, because I feel better about it. Too bad you felt the need to reply. You must be insecure.

Tikolx333 is obviously 12 and is Christian. I get off on people like him. I get off,... like a gun,... with teeth.

It’s not a matter of insecurity although I am beyond belief. It’s more a matter of me having the last word and making fun of you ass munches. And its funny that you mention reply and being insecure considering that you did it yourself. But as I said it from the beginning if you read the earlier posts all you ass munchers have low self-esteem, because your fat or ugly or old and poor there for you need to eat ass to feel special. And like I said earlier D Krunk if that’s what you need to do to feel better about failing in life than do it by all means.

Just one more question do you kiss your partner after eating their ass cause that’s funny too.

quote:Originally posted by Snoopy:

Tikolx333 is obviously 12 and is Christian. I get off on people like him. I get off,... like a gun,... with teeth.

Ah shit son I have two moderators on my ass. I feel special. I am 12 and believe it or not all these old farts keep arguing with me. Its pretty funny although I do feel sorry for them.

They eat butt and admit it, I mean what else is there to say.

is there to say.

Ah shit son I have two moderators on my ass. I feel special. I am 12 and believe it or not all these old farts keep arguing with me. Its pretty funny although I do feel sorry for them.

They eat butt and admit it, I mean what else is there to say.

Hey losers insult my age or lack of getting laid some more that will make you feel better about eating ass.

Did you say it twice to look stupid on purpose? You call me a failure at life, but the funny thing is, yours hasn't even started. I reply because I'm not defending anything, you are. You said a friend of mine was ugly and fat, I corrected you, end. I win.

GEDs are for people who dont finish high school, you do not go to college for a GED.

Infrar, if I put on a wig would you eat my ass out?

quote:Originally posted by Tikolx333:

Ah shit son I have two moderators on my ass. I feel special. I am 12 and believe it or not all these old farts keep arguing with me. Its pretty funny although I do feel sorry for them.

They eat butt and admit it, I mean what else is there to say.

is there to say.

Ah shit son I have two moderators on my ass. I feel special. I am 12 and believe it or not all these old farts keep arguing with me. Its pretty funny although I do feel sorry for them.

They eat butt and admit it, I mean what else is there to say.

Hey losers insult my age or lack of getting laid some more that will make you feel better about eating ass.



I'm not really into eating ass. I'm more into sadism. That doesn't change anything about the fact that you're a little dipshit.

quote:Originally posted by Tikolx333:

Hey losers insult my age or lack of getting laid some more that will make you feel better about eating ass.

No offense, but your lack of experience is really what's behind your words. When you've grown up a little, you'll understand a little better. Don't worry mate, your time will come. Just hold on in there. Just hold on...

quote:Originally posted by Tikolx333:

Ah shit son I have two moderators on my ass. I feel special. I am 12 and believe it or not all these old farts keep arguing with me. Its pretty funny although I do feel sorry for them.



Make it three. You're obviously too young to realize that a significant part of sex is pleasure. Ass licking can be pleasurable which is why its done. The person receiving likes the pleasure and the person giving enjoys giving the pleasure because giving pleasure is part of anything sexual.

quote:Originally posted by Tikolx333:

all you ass munchers have low self-esteem, because your fat or ugly or old and poor there for you need to eat ass to feel special.

I've never eaten ass although I think I'd enjoy giving the pleasure to a girl. Yet I'm neither ugly nor fat. I'm also not poor or old. Actually I'm 17, upper middle class, and intelligent enough that some of the absolute best colleges in the country as reasonable possibilities for me. So, it looks like you are wrong.

Tikol is a fool. He reminds me of little 5 year olds who think it's "ewwy" when their older sibling kisses their date or something equally normal. Tikol, when your goal is to pleasure your partner, you don't give a shit whether something has a stigma around it or not...if it feels good and is safe, you'll do it.

quote:Originally posted by a123x:

I've never eaten ass although I think I'd enjoy giving the pleasure to a girl. Yet I'm neither ugly nor fat. I'm also not poor or old. Actually I'm 17, upper middle class, and intelligent enough that some of the absolute best colleges in the country as reasonable possibilities for me. So, it looks like you are wrong.

Thanx bud my point exactly. Your none of those things and you don’t eat ass.

quote:Originally posted by D Krunk:

Did you say it twice to look stupid on purpose? You call me a failure at life, but the funny thing is, yours hasn't even started. I reply because I'm not defending anything, you are. You said a friend of mine was ugly and fat, I corrected you, end. I win.

Stop replying, little bitch, it makes you look insecure. Do not reply to this ok you WIN god for you. Fucking loser how pathetic can these old people get.

quote:Originally posted by Televangelism Rapist:

GEDs are for people who dont finish high school, you do not go to college for a GED.



LOL that’s my point I was trying to insult her by implying that she didn’t finish high school. Just think about. And you can get your GED at a college. You see I blame all the stupidity at the fact that you guys eat ass. I think people who eat ass have lower IQ but that’s just me.

quote:Originally posted by Tikolx333:



LOL that’s my point I was trying to insult her by implying that she didn’t finish high school. Just think about. And you can get your GED at a college. You see I blame all the stupidity at the fact that you guys eat ass. I think people who eat ass have lower IQ but that’s just me.

If your hypothesis is true, you eat ass more than any living human.

You see what’s funny is that you guys keep insulting me and picking at the insults that I make. How about you answer some of the good points where people eating ass are insecure, because they are physically unappealing, or mentally “weak.” And all the other points that I wrote earlier. Because you people know that I am right so you pick at my misspelling or make assumption about my age or religion.

Bottom line insult me all you want here are the facts.

1. People eating ass are physically unappealing so they eat ass to feel better.

2. People eating ass are older and less educated there for they participate in ass eating.

3. Ass eaters have a low standard for themselves and their partners because of fact 1 or 2.

4. This kind of an ass eater has been molested or abused in the past there for she/he enjoys being in a submissive position.

There is more stuff but I really don’t feel like listing them all. I think most ass eaters fall into those categories.

I sympathize with you guys, the same way I sympathize with the beggar on the street. I think you guys still have a chance in life just know that you disserve better. Well not really disserve just I don’t know how to put this you guys are losers and I feel sorry for you.

Go ahead make fun of me some more I cant wait to see what you losers post next to justify EATING ASS. I mean how much more can I emphasize this you can insult me all you but you guys EAT BUTT. I mean come on does no one else see the humor in this. These people are making fun of me for misspelling or assuming that I am 12 there for I don’t know shit. But they eat but. I mean my 7 year old cousin knows better then to eat butt. My dog doesn’t even sniff or eat but and these people use their tongue to message the whole out of which fesses come out. STOP REPLY AND TRYING TO INSULT ME YOU EAT ASS! Although enjoy your futile replies and arguments so really don’t stop keep trying to convince every one what butt tastes good and that I am young and stupid.

Older and less educated? Are you retarded? Ugly? Have you even SEEN s_a_g? Those aren't facts, their the inane bitchings of a 12 year old prepubescent prickface.

quote:Originally posted by Tikolx333:

Stop replying, little bitch, it makes you look insecure. Do not reply to this ok you WIN god for you. Fucking loser how pathetic can these old people get.



It makes me look insecure? Let's take a vote...

quote:Originally posted by Tikolx333:



Bottom line insult me all you want here are the facts.

1. People eating ass are physically unappealing so they eat ass to feel better.

2. People eating ass are older and less educated there for they participate in ass eating.

3. Ass eaters have a low standard for themselves and their partners because of fact 1 or 2.

4. This kind of an ass eater has been molested or abused in the past there for she/he enjoys being in a submissive position.



The 'facts' are they? The facts? And just where is the basis for all of these sweeping statements?

If you're so against eating ass, why does it appear as if you've done all these brilliant studies about it to come up with your theories? Oh ... I mean "facts".

Number four is particularly interesting. The last person to eat out my ass asked me permission first, but you claim that the only reason why they'd do it is because the reciever forced them into such a submissive position. Furthermore, you claim that the reason why they submit to the reciever's demands is a result of being molested in the past.

Your imaturity is so blatantly obvious in that post. You know, I kind of wish I could be the first one you beg to let you "ass lick", just so I could laugh in your face.

As for your other theory about me being fat and ugly, you obviously haven't witnessed the "are you brave enough" thread in SG. That can at least rule out the fat theory for you.

P.S. Way to go throwing my "twat" insult back at me, moron

SAG, I think you mean to say "tilo-whatever the hell, you're a fucking immature little idiot bitch."

Well, it's simpler and no less true, so hey.

quote:Originally posted by Bleedthrough:

SAG, I think you mean to say "tilo-whatever the hell, you're a fucking immature little idiot bitch."

Well, it's simpler and no less true, so hey.

Oh, it's simpler, of course, but I like to back up what I'm saying with evidence, unlike our good friend tilox

Edit: Oh haha excuse me I typed the little fag's name wrong. I meant to say tikol, or something. Who cares.

[This message has been edited by soul_assassin_girl (edited 07-20-2004).]

quote:Originally posted by Tikolx333:

It’s more a matter of me having the last word and making fun of you ass munches.

I get the last word..

BITCH

For all the regs: We know SAG is gorgeous.

We know "tilo-whatever the hell, you're a fucking immature little idiot bitch" is a moron.

And we know that I (along with the majority of the people here) am right.

So let's not waste anymore time on a thread that has turned Tikol getting his ass ripped apart and lets think about better things: Like Tikol eating my ass.

Last word!

quote:Originally posted by MrMojoRisin:

lets think about better things: Like Tikol eating my ass.

He'd secretly love to do that but believes he can't because he hasn't been molested before (...or has he?).

Mojo, I like, really want you.

Yeah, I'm acting dumb, but goddamnit, I'm drunk. And right now I'm so in love with you, and I don't wanna think too much about what we..should or shouldn't do. Lay my hands on heaven and the sun and the moon and the stars, while the devil wants ta fuck me in the back of his car..!

Nothing quite like the feel of some-thing new../funky muzak/

Pierre Smirnoff, I hate you! You and your goddamnded orange vodka which I've been swilling!! Argh.

I <3 and respect mojo, and all, but I can't help the fact that I love her madly; wanna be her daddy.

Shut up: Doors references NEVER get old or hackneyed. Bastards.

I should probably stop swilling vodka, now.

Having said that, Tikol/pihkal/tikihole/whatever-the-fuck remains an idiot, and I remain fond of licking a woman's sweet hole. Yeah. Unf.

[This message has been edited by Bleedthrough (edited 07-20-2004).]

quote:Originally posted by D Krunk:

Older and less educated? Are you retarded? Ugly? Have you even SEEN s_a_g? Those aren't facts, their the inane bitchings of a 12 year old prepubescent prickface.

D Krunk Iam no longer going to answere your posts because I recently voted you to be the dumbess ass muncher of this bunch and pluss there is 1 of me and a whole bunch of you ass munchers. If you still havent figured out that Iam not 12 then honestly your a moron.

quote:Originally posted by Bleedthrough:

Mojo, I like, really want you.

Yeah, I'm acting dumb, but goddamnit, I'm drunk. And right now I'm so in love with you, and I don't wanna think too much about what we..should or shouldn't do. Lay my hands on heaven and the sun and the moon and the stars, while the devil wants ta fuck me in the back of his car..!

Nothing quite like the feel of some-thing new../funky muzak/

Pierre Smirnoff, I hate you! You and your goddamnded orange vodka which I've been swilling!! Argh.

I <3 and respect mojo, and all, but I can't help the fact that I love her madly; wanna be her daddy.

Shut up: Doors references NEVER get old or hackneyed. Bastards.

I should probably stop swilling vodka, now.

Having said that, Tikol/pihkal/tikihole/whatever-the-fuck remains an idiot, and I remain fond of licking a woman's sweet hole. Yeah. Unf.

[This message has been edited by Bleedthrough (edited 07-20-2004).]



Beeld blodd though blood boob pickl whatever your name is "Tikol/pihkal/tikihole/whatever-the-fuck " real original you just proved that your a fucking loser who downs vodka by himself and then gets online to chat. Fucking sad losers like you.

quote:Originally posted by D Krunk:

It makes me look insecure? Let's take a vote...

Dude stop replying its makes you look insecure.

I down vodka by myself and shamelessly hit on women, online or off, and I just proved it. Heheheh, I fucking rock.

quote:Originally posted by MrMojoRisin:

I get the last word..

BITCH

For all the regs: We know SAG is gorgeous.

We know "tilo-whatever the hell, you're a fucking immature little idiot bitch" is a moron.

And we know that I (along with the majority of the people here) am right.

So let's not waste anymore time on a thread that has turned Tikol getting his ass ripped apart and lets think about better things: Like Tikol eating my ass.



Its funny how you bitchs know that your nasty ugly useless people so your insulting my sn now. Come on you fucks are areguining with a "12 year" old and your making fun of the sn. I mean do you realize how useless you are in any society and as humans.

quote:Originally posted by Tikolx333:

Dude stop replying its makes you look insecure.





quote:Originally posted by Tikolx333:

Dude stop replying its makes you look insecure.



quote:Originally posted by Tikolx333:

Dude stop replying its makes you look insecure.



quote:Originally posted by Tikolx333:

Dude stop replying its makes you look insecure.



quote:Originally posted by Tikolx333:

Dude stop replying its makes you look insecure.



quote:Originally posted by Tikolx333:

Dude stop replying its makes you look insecure.



quote:Originally posted by Tikolx333:

Dude stop replying its makes you look insecure.



quote:Originally posted by Tikolx333:

Dude stop replying its makes you look insecure.

And as for SAG let me tell you this your pussy must be so rank that guys rather eat out your ass crack then put their face in your twat.* =)

Truth hurts I know but I say this for your own good.

Let me have it ass munchers don’t let me tikol tiko piko what ever my name is wear you guys down. Come on ass breath (funny how that applies literally) give me your best insults and try to prove me wrong. Don’t forget arguing online is like running in the special Olympics. Either way we're all retards difference is you think I am 12 and you fucks are old and instead of doing something with your life your arguing online about how much you like to eat shit.

You ass munchers might as well insult me really good and close this thread cause I will go on for as long as one of you retards answere.

Just know this you guys are losers to the full extend of the word and should really do something about it.

Or we'll just delete all your posts. Either way, you're an idiot and a troll.

I don't know if you noticed but people stopped arguing with your dumb ass 15 posts ago.

Go away.