Ok basic stats. I am 16, with long curly black hair and blue eyes. Problems, I am short and weigh 75kg, so I look like a complete fatass. Also I seem to fuck up about girls and make a moron of myself. Also whilst I have a sense of humour it is somewhat warped and only my clones find it amusing. Someone give me some advice on how to at least get a date, never mind get laid!

Im 15, not short, fat, and i dont really know any girls. Dont bitch, jerk.(not calling your a jerk, telling you to jerk).

1. Find girl.

2. Talk to girl.

3. Ask girl on date.

1. find girl

2. flash weapon

3. make demand

4. (demand fulfilled) get laid

5. (demand refused) find remote area use weapon

6. get laid.

or

1. find girl

2. gain trust

3. insert date rape drug in her drink

4. get laid

you'll see these method has a couple more steps than the previously mentioned one but the end is much more fulfilling

Fuck your sister and tell her it's daddy.

Liposuction?

You don't NEED to get laid...Life provides- when the opportunity arrises, you will be ready to handle the situation.

you need 2 things:

personality (http://www.becomeaplayer.com)

fitness (http://www.netdevelopment.com/bodyweight-routines.asp)

plus if u look fat go on a diet

[This message has been edited by yomammasfatass (edited 07-15-2004).]

quote:Originally posted by jbob the bandit:

Ok basic stats. I am 16, with long curly black hair and blue eyes. Problems, I am short and weigh 75kg, so I look like a complete fatass. Also I seem to fuck up about girls and make a moron of myself. Also whilst I have a sense of humour it is somewhat warped and only my clones find it amusing. Someone give me some advice on how to at least get a date, never mind get laid!

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[This message has been edited by Jaguarstrike (edited 07-15-2004).]

Dude..I look like this (http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v299/IRInfrared/neopimp.jpg). Nonetheless, I've slept with 17 women in my whole life (not a huge number, but not small, either), dated more, and can pick up even the really hot ones if I really try. Why? Because I'm different, confident, smart, really goddamned sweet, cocky, and rough-edged. All you need to do is hone your charmability a little bit. I'm 26, by the way.



[This message has been edited by Bleedthrough (edited 07-15-2004).]

^^^^^^^^^HOLY SHIT!!! i saw another photo of u and u looked okay, but that photo makes u look like my grandma, no joke!

Here's another one for you. (http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v299/IRInfrared/Foff.jpg)

Just kidding. But here (http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v299/IRInfrared/IM000754.jpg).

(Fuck off, you'd look the same if you got woken up by a tweaker bastard who was messing with your camera!)

Cast magic missile on the girl and roll your d4. That usually gets the girls into bed with me. Urrr.. my dnd character.

Well, if that's what you think of yourself, then I guess you could find a girl that's not very attractive, is a bookworm, doesn't go out much. Date her, be friends with her, then......

Quit worrying about it. If you were supposed to hook up so far, you would have. Just wait til you find your match (i.e. short, fat, no confidence, etc)