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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2004-07-13, 20:52
SerpentMage SerpentMage is offline
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Default Fleshlight for Men

I just discovered this neat little tool.

I think someone may enjoy it, or at least gain the knowledge of what's out there.

www.fleshlight.com (http://www.fleshlight.com)

Have fun!
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Old 2004-07-14, 03:31
[G-Prime] [G-Prime] is offline
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^^Or.. you could use your hand and save yourself the trouble, and cash. Jackass. Or! better yet, quit being a social outcast, and buy a fucking hooker if you're so imcompetant with women.

Dipshit.
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Old 2004-07-14, 12:39
:tru :tru is offline
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Check out the BLING on this thang... (http://www.fleshlight.com/main/products.cfm?id=2209&CFID=3220349&CFTOKEN=17547330)
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Old 2004-07-14, 13:53
D Krunk D Krunk is offline
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quote:*screen name changed to protect the innocent*: it's like a plastic cup with a vagina ontop

Actually it was SAG.
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Old 2004-07-14, 14:25
soul_assassin_girl soul_assassin_girl is offline
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HEY! haha. Well ... it's true

What if someone left the "fleshlight" on the kitchen table and a little kid tried to open it up? That'd be a lovely surprise...
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Old 2004-07-14, 15:48
elf elf is offline
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I wonder if they ship to Australia?
 #7 
Old 2004-07-14, 16:37
Gustave Gustave is offline
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quote:Originally posted by soul_assassin_girl:

HEY! haha. Well ... it's true

What if someone left the "fleshlight" on the kitchen table and a little kid tried to open it up? That'd be a lovely surprise...

...Or worse yet, your mate attempted to use it as a real flashlight...

Naa, us men were given hands for a reason: Playing with womans breast and masturbating when there are no woman's breast to play with.
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Old 2004-07-14, 17:29
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Words can't describe how sad those devices truly are!
 #9 
Old 2004-07-14, 19:42
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WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Just screw a fat chick or something.
 #10 
Old 2004-07-14, 20:26
Inside_Voices Inside_Voices is offline
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Think about how messy cleanup would be. You can't just run the bitch through the dishwasher...You'd have to put it under running water in the sink and have the shit all pouring over the sides and it's all messy like a cheap porno. Sheesh.

S'why I like socks. No mess.
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Old 2004-07-14, 20:55
SerpentMage SerpentMage is offline
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quote:Originally posted by [G-Prime]:

^^Or.. you could use your hand and save yourself the trouble, and cash. Jackass. Or! better yet, quit being a social outcast, and buy a fucking hooker if you're so imcompetant with women.

Dipshit.

Sigh. My intention was to share knowledge. Alas, even the healthiest seed cannot grow in unfertile soil.
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Old 2004-07-14, 20:58
bilzo bilzo is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Gustave:

Naa, us men were given hands for a reason: Playing with womans breast and masturbating when there are no woman's breast to play with.

Too true...Too fucking true...
 
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