Ok so in like five days Im gonna get some alcohol and then me and this chick are gonna get drunk in this secluded field by her house. I've known her about five years and would appreciate a few tips/pointers to increase my chances of getting some action...Thanks

You just said it! Get her drunk. But if that does not work slip her some xanax.

just talk to her and tell you how you feel about her. Compliment her alot, and just try and kiss her. If she accepts, turn up the heat, start touching her titties or pussy. Go from there

You want a daterape tutorial?

LIke holy shit we're getting drunk and I've been planning it for like a month in advance umm does anybody have any advice on how to like not come on her face as soon she lifts her top up? mm we already know where we're doing it and everything because we plan our huge adult adventures way in advance. like alcohol and tits umm I'm cool I'm about 12 year's old um yeah

Man ur probley gonna get charged for rape or somethin.

uh... only advice for u is... drunk chicks are usually fucking loud. So... just go with the flow? And my thinking is.... yah... just tell her what uve been feeling, shel probs think its cute and then pass out and puke on ur lap but AT LEAST U TRIED!

(Exactly how drunk u planing?)

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It's common courtesy to apply this rule when handling drunk girls-

If they wouldn't do it with you sober, you don't do it to them while they're drunk.

Just good behavior, don't be a reservior dog.

Homerunbrad, you are an idiot.

A more harsh way of saying it, but yeah, that works too.

quote:Originally posted by stephanina:

LIke holy shit we're getting drunk and I've been planning it for like a month in advance umm does anybody have any advice on how to like not come on her face as soon she lifts her top up? mm we already know where we're doing it and everything because we plan our huge adult adventures way in advance. like alcohol and tits umm I'm cool I'm about 12 year's old um yeah

Shut up slut.

In my experience alcohol will make a girl feel good and alot more relaxed, but not totaly liberated.



Slip some Ketamine into her Vodka and you'll be fucking her semi concious vomit covered body till the sun comes up.

quote:Originally posted by Finn:

It's common courtesy to apply this rule when handling drunk girls-

If they wouldn't do it with you sober, you don't do it to them while they're drunk.

Just good behavior, don't be a reservior dog.



otherwise you'l et charged for assult or something. sexual or otherwise.

You do know that having sex with an intoxicated girl is considered rape no matter what... just to let you know.

What is the legal level of alcohol? .08 i think it is for driving. In any case, if a girl is over this limit and you have sex with her it's considered rape? I think not, .08 ... thats like what, one beer?

A good way to get in her pants would be just to act sentimental and agree with whatever she says, than she'll be like, "oh your not like the other guys", than just take er from there.

*sigh*

quote:Originally posted by Optionryder420:

You do know that having sex with an intoxicated girl is considered rape no matter what... just to let you know.

BULLSHIT!!!!!! SHOW YOUR FUCKING PROOF!

Its rape of she does not or is unable to give consent.

BOTTOM FUCKING LINE.

Thats what I thought^...Were only going to have a fifth of vodka and maybe some weaker shit to chase it with.

We probably wont even finish the vodka so I doubt we'll even be all that drunk.

[This message has been edited by Homerunbrad (edited 07-13-2004).]

quote:Originally posted by Mr. Self Destruct:

BULLSHIT!!!!!! SHOW YOUR FUCKING PROOF!

Its rape of she does not or is unable to give consent.

BOTTOM FUCKING LINE.

You're an idiot. Bottom fucking line.

A person under the influence of drugs or alcohol isn't considered to have the capacity to give consent. Look up your own state laws, ya lazy fuck.

In addition, if she's below the age of consent, she isn't considered to have the capacity to give consent either.

how old are both of you?

If shes up for a little kiss or a bit more, but doesnt want to bang, just be adventurous and slowly push the boundaries.. you need to get her to relax for a start. Show her you're not afraid to go further but don't make it completely obvious you want to... just that it may be. I usually find after you go down on them, they soon change their minds about denying you some fucking. You could probably write some techniques or some such, but it's pretty simple and comes naturally (or do i watch too many seedy movies), and foreplay is all about the moment so breaking it down into a guide is a bit pointless. Just have fun, and respond to what feels good for her. I'm sure as long as you genuinely want to please her, you will. Don't be too strong in wanting penetration, I find it's usually best for her to ask, and if you are doing things right, she will hombre.

quote:Originally posted by elf:

Shut up slut.

I didn't say anything yet...

Im just about 16 and she is 15

Since you're a minor, you should pull this stunt on a rich 70 year old woman. Then you'll have a sugarmomma. Make sure she puts you in her will.

Here's a tip man. Just let her sit down first right. Then sit right next to her. THEN when you guys are all drunk and shit and waht not and you do some stupidness. Try to like get up and do something physical like push her down or something, or play some tag in the field. I don't know. Then whenever she lays down, you lay down right next to her. Then, look over at her, IN HER EYES!! MAKE SURE YOU FOLLOW THAT! The eye contact is so important, chicks love that shit. Then, just kiss her as you look at her eyes, when you start kissing close your eyes and do them ake out shit. Then just go for it man. Start playing with her tits and kiss her neck and what not. Then just stick your hand in her pants, play with her cooch and then just whip out your cock, slide on a condom and fuck her. You should be alright.

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

In my experience alcohol will make a girl feel good and alot more relaxed, but not totaly liberated.



Slip some Ketamine into her Vodka and you'll be fucking her semi concious vomit covered body till the sun comes up.



You're so sexy when you talk like that.

I hate people like you. Guys who cant get laid unless the girl is intoxicated.

quote:Originally posted by Homerunbrad:

Ok so in like five days Im gonna get some alcohol and then me and this chick are gonna get drunk in this secluded field by her house. I've known her about five years and would appreciate a few tips/pointers to increase my chances of getting some action...Thanks

Wow good job, you can get a girl drunk, and have sex with her. Can anyone say rape? Not only is it stupid, but any guy with half a brain should have enough pride and morality to wait for her and get her the true and commendable way. But since you already posted this whole idiotic thread, it shows you have much lower morals, and standards than myself, so I won't bother giving advice that will fall upon deaf ears.

You know I always hated that "It's rape if she is drunk." With guys like this it makes sense, but I bet the majority aren't dip-shits that try to get a girl drunk for the sole purpose of having sex. And almost all the time the guy is drunk as well, so how come the chicks dun get charged with rape? Because of assholes like this that give guys a bad name...damn I hate you...

If it changes anything, which it should, she came to me, she asked me to get drunk with her...

We have also talked about screwing in the past, but she didnt want to have sex with anyone until she was 15, so she might be twanting to anyways...Just make sure you ask questions or know the whole story before you start thinkin im some sort of shitbag.



She had also stated she gets very in touch with her sexual side when drinking.

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quote:Originally posted by Aphelion Corona:

Homerunbrad, you are an idiot.

I 2nd this.

quote:Originally posted by Homerunbrad:

We have also talked about screwing in the past, but she didnt want to have sex with anyone until she was 15, so she might be twanting to anyways...Just make sure you ask questions or know the whole story before you start thinkin im some sort of shitbag.



She had also stated she gets very in touch with her sexual side when drinking.

[This message has been edited by Homerunbrad (edited 07-14-2004).]

Ah so she's open about being a whore. Gotcha. Well have fun with that.

Yea, sorta I guess, but its different.

dont be a pussy be an asshole to her arrogance always get more girls than being a nice guy, girls like being treated like crap read half of the posts on this forum and youll find out if they wanted soemone to talk about feelings and shit they go bang another chick

if all else fails slip her a lil GBH and once you see her eyes roll back into her head your set anything you do after that and she wont remember a thing.

quote:Originally posted by stephanina:

LIke holy shit we're getting drunk and I've been planning it for like a month in advance umm does anybody have any advice on how to like not come on her face as soon she lifts her top up? mm we already know where we're doing it and everything because we plan our huge adult adventures way in advance. like alcohol and tits umm I'm cool I'm about 12 year's old um yeah

Come on, if you're going to mock the guy do it right. It's way better when you use terrible grammer, spell everything wrong and exclaim things like this: !!!1111one!!!one!!!111111!!!!11!

quote:Originally posted by Homerunbrad:

Ok so in like five days Im gonna get some alcohol and then me and this chick are gonna get drunk in this secluded field by her house. I've known her about five years and would appreciate a few tips/pointers to increase my chances of getting some action...Thanks

my tip... get used to bending over for people in jail... because she could call it rape... then you're fucked... literally. so yeah but um if you still want it... go buy ghb

I skipped all of the posts just to say I hate you so fucking much. G'day Motherfucker!

quote:Originally posted by [G-Prime]:

Ah so she's open about being a whore. Gotcha. Well have fun with that.

G Prime you’re an asshole.

If this girl wants to get drunk with him and they talked about having sex then its obvious that she wants to get laid, and she likes him so this is what girls do. They don’t like to hit on guys so they put themselves in situations where they get hit on.

Go for it buddy if this girl wants to drink with you then she probably wants some luvin. When your drinking don’t (depends what it is) but don’t giver her too much if its beer give her 2 then start hitting on her if its hard A give her 2 shots make sure you guys eat before this. Remember you want her to be drunk enough to the point where she’s happy and feeling good ready for experimenting and not too drunk where she’s talking really loud and eventually passes out.

Let us know how it goes.

G Prime you’re an asshole.

Right on, thanks to you^^^ and all the other positive posts.