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 #1 
Old 2004-07-13, 04:02
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yo, ok this is a seriouse question about blowjobs.

ok im 16 and i have done this kinda thing before, my gf however has never done it. she has some uneasy feelings about it, so the question is - how can i make here feel at ease on this subject, talking her through it and such.

also, better ways to eat someone out? could use some ways to get over the gaging part of it, lol. thanx.
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Old 2004-07-13, 04:15
The_Rabbi The_Rabbi is offline
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What's to gag about?

If you're gagging, tell your girl to take a shower.
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Old 2004-07-13, 04:23
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damnit man , im serrious. most ppl probly do
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Old 2004-07-13, 04:24
The_Rabbi The_Rabbi is offline
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I'm serious, too. I have no gagging problem at all when it comes to going down on my girlfriend. It doesn't taste that bad, to tell the truth.
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Old 2004-07-13, 04:36
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http://www.totse.com/bbs/Archives/Archive-000002/HTML/20040622-4-008192.html http://www.totse.com/bbs/Forum4/HTML/008485.html

Knowing what to do helps take care of apprehensions and minor aversions.
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Old 2004-07-13, 04:46
lordsjohnson lordsjohnson is offline
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Are you serious? What makes you gag when you eat pussy?

Are you black?
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Old 2004-07-13, 04:51
pluffy pluffy is offline
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Hold some cherry Cherry Jolly Ranchers in your cheeks/mouth.

Enjoy.
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Old 2004-07-13, 07:03
ObakeYatsu ObakeYatsu is offline
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If you are gagging while going down on her, either you need to stop being a pansy or she needs a shower. If it isnt a personal hygiene problem, and you cant get over it, try the jolly rancher thing.

And about her uneasiness, dont worry about it too much. When she is ready, she will be ready. Trying to speed up the process will do more harm than good. Of course that doesnt rule out asking her about it, just dont be too persistant about it. It might just be that she is afraid she will be bad at it and doesnt want to dissapoint you. She might think "Oh, if i suck at sucking ( ), he might not like me anymore...". People are silly sometimes.
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Old 2004-07-13, 10:46
Aimrehtopyh Aimrehtopyh is offline
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Wise man once say: "Nobody will eat at your sushi stand if your fish ain't fresh."
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Old 2004-07-13, 18:27
LutherX LutherX is offline
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quote:Originally posted by The_Rabbi:

I'm serious, too. I have no gagging problem at all when it comes to going down on my girlfriend. It doesn't taste that bad, to tell the truth.

I never have either, nor have I ever heard of anybody ever gagging when it comes to eating pussy. What the fuck is there to gag on? Unless she's utterly nasty down there I just don't get it. Maybe she's a squirter?
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Old 2004-07-14, 03:34
Johnnx Johnnx is offline
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quote:Originally posted by drake of the flame:

yo, ok this is a seriouse question about blowjobs.

ok im 16 and i have done this kinda thing before, my gf however has never done it. she has some uneasy feelings about it, so the question is - how can i make here feel at ease on this subject, talking her through it and such.

So you've kinda given a blowjob before?
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Old 2004-07-14, 20:03
xoctopusx xoctopusx is offline
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simple,meet another girl ,though make sure she isn't afraid to suck ur dick,u can see both of them and hopefully they will both be champion dick blowers. no reason to get one of the one u have already,perhaps u should see if she would like to experiment wiht having a dick in her ass? Either way try to freak off with her so it won't be a "loss" when u look back on it . Chicks are also good for buying u stuff if they ain't into the freaky shit, either way put out as little energy as u can while u reap the benefits.Hell they do it to dudes all of the time.
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Old 2004-07-14, 20:06
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Whatever you do dont put your dick in her mouth, she will fuck it up with some scraping.
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Old 2004-07-14, 22:22
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quote:Originally posted by LutherX:

I never have either, nor have I ever heard of anybody ever gagging when it comes to eating pussy. What the fuck is there to gag on? Unless she's utterly nasty down there I just don't get it. Maybe she's a squirter?



You haven't gone down on many girls, have you?
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Old 2004-07-14, 22:59
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I find its when youve been working on it and the taco is dripping with sweat from her upper body, that is when I want to start gagging. Your nose is stuck in a tangle of pubes, each breath bringing in the stench of dirt of the dermis. I find pretty much any body juice of a woman sexy, except sweat.
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Old 2004-07-14, 23:16
The_Rabbi The_Rabbi is offline
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I guess it depends on the person, then. The situation Duck just described would only make me dig her more.
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Old 2004-07-15, 00:12
JoJo JoJo is offline
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wait wait wait so let me get this straight your giving her head but she isnt giving you head, hmmmmm are you retarted by any chance ?
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Old 2004-07-17, 00:30
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quote:Originally posted by JoJo:

wait wait wait so let me get this straight your giving her head but she isnt giving you head, hmmmmm are you retarted by any chance ?

Are you a nigger?
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Old 2004-07-17, 02:30
TrueJackass TrueJackass is offline
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i saw the grossest porn of all time, some girl was giving a guy a bj and she fucking BARFED all over everything. i cringe just thinking about it
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Old 2004-07-18, 19:11
256 256 is offline
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TrueJackass -

It doesn't get much worse than genuine Japanese puke-porn.
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Old 2004-07-18, 20:13
D Krunk D Krunk is offline
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Or Max Hardcore.
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Old 2004-07-18, 21:48
AngrySquirrel AngrySquirrel is offline
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Bukakke!
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Old 2004-07-19, 06:14
Freer Mage Freer Mage is offline
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Well I don't know, dude. My girlfriend has something very against giving head in general. It's kind of a cultural thing around here and it blows like eminem's mom. I mean it, though. Her generation (she is 2 years younger than me) has something against blowjobs. It's freaky dude. They don't masturbate either. When I started going to my high school, there wasn't one girl I knew who didnt openly admit to masturbating, and all agreed that oral sex is a perfectly healthy thing for couples to do. Now, I'm going to be a senior, and everyone I know who is younger than me seems to have been exposed to some kind of alien disease that forces them to be uptight prudes. Even the non-preppy ones! In fact, a lot of the preps seem to have missed the boat on the trend! So all I'm saying is, be careful if you ask her to suck you off. If she's like anyone I know, she may take it as an insult, like you're calling her a whore or something. It's kinda fucked, I know, but be prepared for her to say something you might not expect.

As for the eating girls out thing, damn dude. I give my girl head every chance I get. I love it. I love the powerful feeling I get from being able to get her off so effectively. To tell you the truth, though, I'm better with my fingers. That said, the more you munch the carpet (or lack thereof) the more often you YOURSELF keep her clean. Just make sure she bathes properly (IE with YOU) and dont go down on her while she's on the rag. That's the word from the Mage Meister. Ta.
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Old 2004-07-19, 14:16
Shodan's Own Shodan's Own is offline
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quote:Originally posted by The_Rabbi:

I guess it depends on the person, then. The situation Duck just described would only make me dig her more.

seconded.

One thing that might make her feel better is (I know this will be poor for you, and from the sounds of it, you wont do this, but it may be the only way) tell her that you'll stop her before you come. that way, her (probably) nervousness of that, since it would be her first time, is gone! yay.

if you tell her you will not come in her mouth, but then you DO, you are a fuckhole and you will most likely lose your girl (or at least you should).



and as for gagging when going down on her? what the fuck?
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Old 2004-07-22, 22:24
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quote:Originally posted by Aimrehtopyh:

Wise man once say: "Nobody will eat at your sushi stand if your fish ain't fresh."

amen!
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Old 2004-07-23, 15:33
dark-easterbunny dark-easterbunny is offline
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Aimrehtopyh, that was, wel, one of the most intresting ways of putting that i ever heard
 
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