"If I was the last man on Earth, would you whistle my weasel?"
"Can I see your tits?"
"Come on, please?"
"Bitch, I don't care if you don't have a camera, don't you have a scanner?"
"Those aren't tits, they look like balls... ~LONG PAUSE~ ...Are you a man?"
"~LONGER PAUSE~ ...*LOG OFF*"
[This message has been edited by Gustave (edited 07-12-2004).]