you know, porn films can realy help your sex life.

yesterday, my girlfriend brought home two DVDs, 'Where the boys arn't' and 'brianna loves jenna'. (yeah i know there lesbian films but i can assure you that my girl is not gay!) anyways, just from watching them i got some great ideas and new methods for sex, (oral came up trumps!) Also these films gave me the idea for sex and music (a later topic in this forum)

So go forth and buy some over priced high quality vivid entertainment porn!

cool! you learned common sense from a smut film!

heh, anyone elses GF or Wife get extremely turned on to lesbian porn?

-Nick

quote:Originally posted by TheClash:

heh, anyone elses GF or Wife get extremely turned on to lesbian porn?

-Nick

My boss's wife does.

quote:Originally posted by whiteass:

cool! you learned common sense from a smut film!

Notice how that moron never has anything helpful too say. Always trying to be way to cool online. Get some friends jackass, in the real world. Although I dont see how you could no one likes you online your probably a pathetic bastard in real life. Seriously if your going to post say something positive or helpful or atleast funny.



Smoke porn is a good place to get ideas I agree with you.



[This message has been edited by Tikolx333 (edited 07-13-2004).]

quote:Originally posted by elf:

My boss's wife does.

GASP,how would you know I am Randy?

quote:Originally posted by crimsonsmoke:

So go forth and buy some over priced high quality vivid entertainment porn!

Buy? No way. Err, I mean... I don't download anything, Mr. Man...

Hah, Where the Boys Aren't, that's an amazing vid.

quote:Originally posted by crimsonsmoke:



So go forth and buy some over priced high quality vivid entertainment porn!

There's an offer on at HMV at the moment, buy on get the other half price.

I think Virgin may also try this soon. I hope.

There have been studies done aand written up on in time magazine about how porn can make guy violent. Meh, the bitch deserves it...

Kidding...

quote:Originally posted by crimsonsmoke:

you know, porn films can realy help your sex life.

yesterday, my girlfriend brought home two DVDs, 'Where the boys arn't' and 'brianna loves jenna'. (yeah i know there lesbian films but i can assure you that my girl is not gay!) anyways, just from watching them i got some great ideas and new methods for sex, (oral came up trumps!) Also these films gave me the idea for sex and music (a later topic in this forum)

So go forth and buy some over priced high quality vivid entertainment porn!

And if you actually need porn films for learning, then you shouldn't be having sex at all.

quote:Originally posted by [G-Prime]:

And if you actually need porn films for learning, then you shouldn't be having sex at all.

G Prime is another asshole like whiteass who has no friends in real life and is a big pussy so he puts people down online to make himself feel better. Fucking loser get alife give some advise or stop trying to be cool online. I seen some of your posts your an asshole in all of them and trying to be way too cool.

He never said learn he said "watching them i got some great ideas and new methods for sex." Read the thread next time.



[This message has been edited by Tikolx333 (edited 07-14-2004).]

quote:Originally posted by Tikolx333:

G Prime is another asshole like whiteass who has no friends in real life and is a big pussy so he puts people down online

Now remember that...



quote:Fucking loser get alife give some advise or stop trying to be cool online. I seen some of your posts your an asshole in all of them and trying to be way too cool.

And voila, he became what he hated. Tune in next week to find out how to make the best damn sandwich in your town...

You speak very good England. Porn is VERY help!!!

Yeah, um.. like I was saying, you can learn a lot from porn when you have someone to imitate the stuff with. When you don't.. it just helps when you want to jack off.

quote:Originally posted by bilzo:

[B] And voila, he became what he hated.B]



Indeed I have. You see what they have turned me into. A monster. A monster I say. My life is not worth living.

You see my good bilzo. I could not have uncovered the evil without becoming evil myslef. I thank you for showing me the light.



[This message has been edited by Tikolx333 (edited 07-14-2004).]

Yeup, just doin' me job...

Besides, shit happens...

quote:Originally posted by Tikolx333:

G Prime is another asshole like whiteass who has no friends in real life and is a big pussy so he puts people down online to make himself feel better. Fucking loser get alife give some advise or stop trying to be cool online. I seen some of your posts your an asshole in all of them and trying to be way too cool.

He never said learn he said "watching them i got some great ideas and new methods for sex." Read the thread next time.



[This message has been edited by Tikolx333 (edited 07-14-2004).]

Well well, another dumb twat. This will be fun.

I always love the dipshits who assume things about people they get pissed off at. So how exactly does my being right, come into play that you assume I have no friends and am a pussy? Why? Because I could shit kick you, and kill you in easily over 30 different ways? Or maybe because I, unlike you, actually do have friends, and you enjoy living in a false reality to soothe yourself?

Well news flash, fuckface, you failed to accomplish fuck all. You can't spell, you assume things about those you try to insult (and fail at it) and when the fuck does insulting idiots who deserve it, automatically turn into an attempt at being cool? I happen to get pissed off at idiots like you, so it's only natural that I express that hatred in a non-violent form.



quote:Originally posted by Tikolx333:

He never said learn he said "watching them i got some great ideas and new methods for sex." Read the thread next time.

This made me laugh most of all. What exactly do YOU call "getting new ideas and new methods for sex from a porn film" Because I could of sworn that was learning, since he's gaining knowledge about something. So how about next time you decide to speak out of your ass, just don't, and save us all the loss of a few I.Q points by reading your idiotic reply's.

Oh shit man I am really sorry. I didn’t realize you where an internet gangster. If I only knew that you can kill me in not 20 or 33 but 30 different ways then I would have never made fun of the fact that you’re a loser who has no friends and spends his days making fun of people on forums and tries to be cool. Oh no. G Prime can you ever forgive me for revealing the truth about your pathetic existence. And can you please, please not kill me in 30 different ways. Please.

What a fag!

I am not assuming things about you I am making an educated guess. Don’t lie to yourself. You don’t have friends, you cant kill anything, your a self conscious loser who makes himself fell better by trying to be cool online. Its true just deal with it. I promise I won’t tell anyone else. Ok? Your right I cant spell worth shit and I have dealt with that just like you need to deal with the fact that your an online gangster = loser in real life. Sorry!

"Well well, another dumb twat. This will be fun." LoL what a fag who rights that? "This will be fun" "G Prime" that must be your name when you pretend to be a robot and crush all the people that where ever mean to you huh? You pathetic ass licker.

To everyone else. Guys and Gals lets not make fun of G Prime anymore isn’t it enough that he is a loser and has no friends and never been laid, and is over all a worthless human being? So lets stop all the nay saying. From this day on I pronouns every Tuesday no Wednesday, G Prime Day so he can feel special an on that day we shall not make fun of G Primes stupidity or just over all worthlessness if that even a word. We love you G Primes, in a strictly plutonic non gay… way.

LOL wow who’s the loser now I just spent a half an hour typing and proof reading that?



[This message has been edited by Tikolx333 (edited 07-15-2004).]

quote:Originally posted by Tikolx333:

Oh shit man Iam really sorry. I didnt realize you where an internet gangster. If I only knew that you could kill me in not 20 or 33 but 30 diffrent ways then I would have never made fun of the fact that your most likly a fat loser who has no friends and spends his days making fun of people on forums and tires to be cool. Oh no. G Prime can you ever forgive me for revealing the truth about your pathetic excistance. And can you please, please not kill me in 30 diffrent ways. Please. What a fag!

Iam not assuming things about you Iam making an educated guess. Dont lie to yourself. You dont have friends, you cant kill anything, your a self consious loser who makes himself fell better by trying to be cool online. Its true just deal with it. I promise I dont tell anyone else. Ok. Deal And your right I cant spell worth shit and I have delt with that just like you need to deal with the fact that your an online gangster = loser in real life. Sorry

"Well well, another dumb twat. This will be fun." Lol what a fag who rights that. "This will be fun" LOL ah thanx for the laugh "G Prime" that must be your name when you pretend to be a robot and crush all the people that where ever mean to you huh. You pathetic bastered.





Uh.. Ok I think I got your point. It was quite difficult picking apart that train wreck you call a post. Who honestly spells "bastard" as "bastered"? I mean come on.. it's one thing to suck at spelling, but thats just sickenning. And if you're going to insult my username online, have the courtesy to have a decent one yourself before you start. Tikolx333.. You insult my nickname.. look at yours. christ. Mash the keyboard some more why don't you.

As for your "educated guesses" which means in your terms, pulling assumptions out of your ass, and attempting to glorify yourself in your narrow minded idiocy.. it's very funny. I enjoy when people won't listen to reason, even when they know fuck all about the person they try to insult. And about killing you, yes I could kill you in over 30 different ways. Note how before, and again, I say "OVER" 30 ways, not 30 on the dot. Once again beating you into the ground and proving your stupidity. And the only reason I stated any of that info, was because I like to give people a choice on how they might die, since you obviously serve no purpose here except to think you're right, when it's sadly apparent that you aren't. Anyone with an I.Q higher than a dust mite can see how empty your aguments are. Just give up now, fool.

Dude I edited it and proof read it make fun of the edited version. I really want to know what you have to say honestly.

There I posted it again so you dont get confused. I spell checked it just for you.

Oh shit man I am really sorry. I didn’t realize you where an internet gangster. If I only knew that you can kill me in not 20 or 33 but 30 different ways then I would have never made fun of the fact that you’re a loser who has no friends and spends his days making fun of people on forums and tries to be cool. Oh no. G Prime can you ever forgive me for revealing the truth about your pathetic existence. And can you please, please not kill me in 30 different ways. Please.

What a fag!

I am not assuming things about you I am making an educated guess. Don’t lie to yourself. You don’t have friends, you cant kill anything, your a self conscious loser who makes himself fell better by trying to be cool online. Its true just deal with it. I promise I won’t tell anyone else. Ok? Your right I cant spell worth shit and I have dealt with that just like you need to deal with the fact that your an online gangster = loser in real life. Sorry!

"Well well, another dumb twat. This will be fun." LoL what a fag who rights that? "This will be fun" "G Prime" that must be your name when you pretend to be a robot and crush all the people that where ever mean to you huh? You pathetic ass licker.

To everyone else. Guys and Gals lets not make fun of G Prime anymore isn’t it enough that he is a loser and has no friends and never been laid, and is over all a worthless human being? So lets stop all the nay saying. From this day on I pronouns every Tuesday no Wednesday, G Prime Day so he can feel special an on that day we shall not make fun of G Primes stupidity or just over all worthlessness if that even a word. We love you G Primes, in a strictly plutonic non gay… way.

LOL wow who’s the loser now I just spent a half an hour typing and proof reading that?

quote:Originally posted by [G-Prime]:



Uh.. Ok I think I got your point. It was quite difficult picking apart that train wreck you call a post. Who honestly spells "bastard" as "bastered"? I mean come on.. it's one thing to suck at spelling, but thats just sickenning. And if you're going to insult my username online, have the courtesy to have a decent one yourself before you start. Tikolx333.. You insult my nickname.. look at yours. christ. Mash the keyboard some more why don't you.

As for your "educated guesses" which means in your terms, pulling assumptions out of your ass, and attempting to glorify yourself in your narrow minded idiocy.. it's very funny. I enjoy when people won't listen to reason, even when they know fuck all about the person they try to insult. And about killing you, yes I could kill you in over 30 different ways. Note how before, and again, I say "OVER" 30 ways, not 30 on the dot. Once again beating you into the ground and proving your stupidity. And the only reason I stated any of that info, was because I like to give people a choice on how they might die, since you obviously serve no purpose here except to think you're right, when it's sadly apparent that you aren't. Anyone with an I.Q higher than a dust mite can see how empty your aguments are. Just give up now, fool.

Hey G Prime you think you can fax me a list of those OVER 30 ways so I can take my pick. And yeah read the updated version of that post I make fun of you some more and make some more empty "aguments". If your going to make fun of my spelling at least dont misspell youself.

But really just post the OVER 30 ways you can kill me on this thread. Now dont go making some stupid excuse on why you cant. You promised me a choice of OVER 30 ways and I really want to know what those are. Ok deal. And I will never give up. HAHAHAhaha ha....ha..ha..ahhhhhhhhh. Fool. Your soul is mine.

Just to let you know since you made fun of my sn Tiko use to be my nickname when I was a kid lx is for the Lexus LX450 that I drive, and the 3 is my lucky number therefor I have 3 3's.

Hey now I wonder what G Prime stands for. I sure hope your not part of the G Unit cause then Iam in really big trouple. Shit now I wish I never made fun of you.

This is really fun huh G Prime going back and forth like this, its like we are talking to each other. Hey you know what its 11.18 in the morning here. The really hot time of the day. I usually go out at around 8 or 9 at night when its nice and cool. But hey it must be 11.18 at night there huh. GO TO A PARTY YOU FUCKING LOSER. Stop spending your nights "aguing" online. Although I wish you do cause I need to entertain myself some how right?



[This message has been edited by Tikolx333 (edited 07-15-2004).]

Porn is very help! Let's submission more Engrish with me!

Oh, and G-Prime, we used to get along, and shit. Any way we can make amends? It actually sucks, to me, that we don't; you're more respectable than most of my detractors, and worth at least this attempt. Wanna talk? Yes, I'm serious.

If not, then whatever; at least I tried.

Come on G Prime grace me with another one of your awsome posts. Loser.

Aha did that get you mad or what?

Golden, bilzo.

And for you Tikol, I enjoy whiteass' and G-Prime's posts very much. I don't like the bullshit that spews from your user name though.

Fuck you, n00b.

quote:I always love the dipshits who assume things about people they get pissed off at.

quote:You can't spell, you assume things about those you try to insult (and fail at it)

quote:So how about next time you decide to speak out of your ass, just don't

/Mojo falls in love with G Prime

The way you rebut is so.. sexy.